July 09, 2006
Quote Wednesday (I've lost track of days)
I'm just one chromosome away from being a full fledged woman.
-Dave Shade out of the blue.
April 19, 2006
Quotes
When I turn 65 I'm going to come back here and try that again, and die on the spot. No wait I want to be 100 when I die.
-Lil Tony leaving the hotwings place, where he insisited having the 5 alarm wings (hotter than the 911 wings)
Thats why its good to be a kid
-Lil Tony talking about the lack of responsibility as a child
It will make you Liver Quiver
-Mike talking about boudin
The only difference between myself and a madman is that I AM NOT MAD!
-Salvador Dali
add your quotes...
March 23, 2006
Some Quotes
I think I’ll get married next week, So I can get that meal again!
-Brandon leaving his sisters Wedding Rehearsal Dinner. (The Quail was pretty awesome!)
I love Hitler.
-Someone sitting next to me at a Belle and Sebastian Concert.
No the guy in The Tokyo Shirt, What song do you want to hear?
-Lead Singer of Belle and Sebastian callin me out in the audience for a request even though I was in the balcony. And someone else was tryin to answer instead of me.
No, We're not going to play that song.
-The Lead Singers response after he spent a good minute trying to hear my request for "This is Just a Modern Rock Song"
Add your quotes...
May 18, 2005
Quote Wedensday
Well I've returned from the long journey across this continent. Much seen, much experienced. I'll put up pictures and stories in the coming week (Watch the photo section). Now for a couple of quotes.
Dad - I'm going to pee
Me - There is a restroom right over there
Dad - No I have to pee on the ground, its been a while since I've peed on the ground, sometimes you just have to pee on the ground.
Conversation between dad and I before we went in a Lava Tube in Lava Tubes National Monument in California
I've decided I am a hick.
Dads comment after watching the buzz of activity going on in San Fran Bay. He was overwhelmed by it all.
Add ur quotes...
May 11, 2005
Quote on a trip
I'm like Johnny Appleseed.
-Malory as she handed out apples to all the homeless people in Philadelphia
I'm afraid of you man, your one of those crazy people that can make things happen. But I've got your back if anything happens to you.
-Guy on the street who was taping a rap video talking to me.
You can continue to watch the trip on the moblog
May 04, 2005
Quote Wednesday
People have more money than sense!
-My mom after I told her the Salvador Dali Exhibit was sold out and people were paying $125 for a ticket.
April 27, 2005
Quote Wednesday
Jeremy: Their landscaping makes there yard look expansive
Darcie: Expansive that's a pretty big word. I need to use bigger words.
Jeremy: That's not a big word, loquacious that's a big word.
Darcie: How about Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious that's a big word.
Jeremy: That's not a big word.
Darcie: That's not a big word? So what does loquacious mean?
Jeremy: I don't know, that's why its a big word.
There's this really really ugly woman at work...
-Darcie beginning a conversation in a silent car.
add your quotes.
April 20, 2005
Quote Wednesday
I go to the grocery store to get cereal. Thats it, cereal. Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner, Cereal.
-Tremain talking about what he has to eat at home.
"Thats a man joke isn't it?"
-Mom after saying, they had a Pee party instead of a Tea Party
"Good Bye Dad Myers, Your the Man! Put that on Quote Wendesday"
-Sky yelling at our car as we left the parking lot.
(I must say with the use of the record function on my phone, I may now be able to record quotes, and remember them... well technically I still forget them, but I do have a recording of them.
April 06, 2005
Quote Wednesday (And whats ur name?)
"The brother in the back next to my ugly cousin"
-WT conductor Sunday
ALso here is a very cool site:
Just enter your name, it will show how many had ur name per million in each decade. Also shows its rank among names:
Mine:
Jeremy: Peaked at 24th in the 70's now it ranks 103rd.
Dwight: Peaked 152nd in the 50's now its ranked 928th.
Another interesting site tells the meaning of your name and the origin.
Of course my name is an English version of Jeremiah meaning Jah has uplifted.
Check out your name and middle name, and post the results... (oh and if you wanna do some quotes too.
March 30, 2005
Quote Wednesday Greeneville Edition
A trip home over a long weekend... and we return with quotes:
dad: When I die. I want you to put my ashes in jello. Take it to the zoo, and feed it to the monkeys.
mom: did you say feed it or give it?
dad: Does it really matter Mona?
-Dinner conversation at the Myers home.
... That's what jerm first did when we got a color printer and scanner.
-Dad talking about counterfeit money being made
Work is Hard
-Cameron (6) when asked what he learned in school this week.
March 23, 2005
Quote
I wish I would pass out. I want to see what it feels like.
-Stephanie after she heard someone passed out on stage at our special day.
We have to buy a kiddie pool now, to train for a triathlon.
-Darcie after we ran and rode bike for a couple of miles
The Democrats are like RADIOHEAD and the Republicans are like Kylie Minogue. Everybody knows Radiohead are writing better songs, but Kylie is probably selling ten times as many records
-Moby (I hold no political thought on this... but its still a funny statement).
Add your quotes...
March 16, 2005
Quote Wednesday
I dreamed last night that I had to kill all the wart hogs on Nasa property.
-Stephanie
I'm being Lynched!
-Skylar, on the ground as Mallory pelted him with Paintballs from a slingshot... ok i was in on the action too...
Skylar, will you come out here so we can hit you with paintballs?
-Mallory asking Skylar to come outside.
March 09, 2005
The Quote of All Quotes Tuesday... OK really Wednesday
"This seems weird. I've never slept with a white person before"
-Sky in Hawaii when we had to share a bed... Peoples response... WHAT?
Jerm - "I've been researching my family tree, and..."
Javann - "You've found black in your heritage, I knew you were black. Who else has hair like that?"
Jerm - "Um...I dunno. But, well my great great grandmother was Cherokee"
-A conversation this week.
Add your quotes.
March 02, 2005
Quote Wednesday
"I can't think now"
-Brent after being asked by Javann if he would be the Oil Boy for the Swedish Mens Swim Team.
"Oh I'll be there for every show, that would be awesome/hillarious"
-A kids response about the concept of a Rock Ballet.
"That's just gay though"
- A kids response when someone started talking about Ice Dancing...instead as being the same thing
Add ur quotes.
February 23, 2005
Quote Wednesday
"Butt Noise!"
-Mackenzie (Kevin and Amber's 2 year old) Proudly announcing after she passed gas. Apparently a new expression invented by her in the last couple of weeks.
Add your quotes
February 16, 2005
Quote Wednesday
"I need a tie, just a cheap tie, because I dont need a tie".
-My comment to a confused salesman
"Oh, I'm Glad You Didn't Get blown UP, I saw someone up there got blown up and We thought of you."
-People in the congregation after hearing the news of an explosion where I'm working.
We're not a cult like those Jehovah's Witnesses
-Mormon talking to us at Thiokol.
You know Jeremy's a Jehovah's Witnesses
-Fellow workmate in response to the above comment
February 09, 2005
Quote Wednesday
"Aye Aye Captain"
-Kid Saluting me In Boise Idaho, as I wore a pirate hat and eye patch (don't forget the sword).
"You're the only person I've ever seen eat faster than me. Not just faster than me, you put me to shame".
-Guy from Work
"Oh haha"
-Matt (Washington) (Multiple times, after multiple questions)
"It was awesome that jumped start my year"
-Wyatt (Washington) Talking about his meal (I think?)
February 02, 2005
Quote Wednesday...
"Ah the staples... You can never have enough milk"
-Clerk as I picked up the milk for Zacks attempt to drink a gallon in 30 minutes
"You mean you guys are going to pay me? This is going to be so easy! I'm just going to drink milk and make money. This could be my career, I drink milk."
-Zack 1/4 a gallon into his attempt to drink a gallon in 30 minutes.
January 26, 2005
Quote Wednesday
Sorry for any visuals induced... but it made me laugh.
"Dad said Thanks for leaving your underwear at the house. He thought he had gotten alot fatter and had a most uncomfortable day!"
-My sister delivering a neglected pair of underwear...
Add your quotes
January 17, 2005
Final Quotes from Canada... I'm headed home yall...
So... One day left in Canada eh? And what shall I do? My goal is to knock myself out to a state of dillusion. How? Well I have tried doing this through snowbaording... through cross country skiing (It is way harder than you would think... don't knock it). And of course those random acts of craziness that strike me now and then. But back to the question at hand... how? Tomorrow I will make this more a Canadian Experience than ever... Tomorrow I put on my skates... I put on my Jersey... I'll throw in my mouth piece... and I shall get smashed into the walls in a small ice skate rink in centeral Vancouver. Tomorrow... Tomorrow I shall play hockey.
A few quotes from the assembly this past weekend:
Have you found you have gone from drinking American Beer to Canadian Beer to Hard Liquor?
-WT Summary
Treat your wife as if she is a Thorough Bred, otherwise she'll turn out to be a Nag.
-Talk on Families
December 29, 2004
Quote Wednesday
186,000 miles/second. Its not just a good Idea. Its the law!
-On someones door at work (ah good ol physics humor)
Add your quotes...
December 22, 2004
Quote Wednesday
I'll definately let you know if you can get me anything. In fact, tell all the cute sisters about how pitiful I am right now and that I could use their help.
-Tremaine's Response to... Let me know if you need anything. (He's having surgery tomorrow)
Do you do anything Normal?
-Woman at work, talking to me during a meeting.
December 15, 2004
Quote Wednesday
"Oh wow, I like when they leave a streak. And I'm not talking about underwear".
"Its obviosly cold out here we are talking out of our heads".
-Comments made by those sitting out in the cold watching the meteor shower in the frigid cold.
Add your quotes
November 24, 2004
Quote Wednesday
I can't wait to see people in Agony, Because its going to be the highlight of my week.
-Lea
(Lea talking about DA's arival this week, and then his forth coming attempt to eat a whole cone of durain... keep tuned, we'll keep you posted)
Leave your quotes...
November 17, 2004
Quote Wednesday (And Something Free!)
"It's not the Tea that matters it's who you drink it with".
-Jeremy
(Hey sounds like a good marketing campaign)
So, have a sip of tea with me...
Get a free sample of Yogi Tea Here.
Add your quote... then get some free tea!
November 10, 2004
Quote Wednesday
One mustn't critisize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself.
-Mark Twaine
Add your quotes!
November 03, 2004
Quote Wednesday
Well yesterday it was across of Bono on PCP and Yanni on Crack... Today these guys sound like they are on Ridilin
-Al Weber (After he had to ride to Florida listening to my music. This statement was after I started Playing Sigur Ros).
Now this isn't to Bad, what was the name of this group again?
-Al Weber (On the ride back he was begining to break down and actually get used to the College Genre of Music (It was Polyphonic Spree by the way))
October 27, 2004
Quote Wednesday
"I consider myself a conservative"
-Bjork
hahaha thats funny Bjork Conservative?
add your quotes...
October 20, 2004
Quote Wednesday (From NC)
"Get Er Done Your Way"
-Burger King Sign in Canton, North Carolina from Jessica Johnson
October 13, 2004
Quote Wednesday
Reading, after a certain age, diverts the mind too much from its creative pursuits. Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking.
-Albert Einstein
Don't Read; Don't Watch; Don't Analyze; Don't Be Realistic
Just Dream; Just Create - Then You Can Refine.
-Jeremy
Add your quotes.
(Oh and google Quote Wednesday... yes this is the world official spot for Quote Wednesday)
October 06, 2004
Quote Wednesday
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-A billboard in North Dakota
Lets practice breathing underwater, I never could do that.
-Darcie
Add your quotes!
September 29, 2004
Quote Wednesday
"Oh, I'll get this house. I understand best people who are druggies".
-Girl in North Dakota out in Service.
"Playing a frenchhorn is like openly saying Hi I'm Gay..."
-Javann talking about playing a frenchhorn as a kid...
Add your quotes!
September 08, 2004
Quote Wednesday and Thoughts on the South
A lot of death happens in here.
-Mike (As he fed a lizard in his pet store).
add your quotes
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And now for some thoughts on the south. I find the above picture highly amusing. I snapped this shot while up in Middle Tennessee a couple of weeks ago. And basically it captures all preconceived thoughts about what southerners are. You know, cars on blocks in the yard, a few teeth missing, and going down to the local trailer beauty salon.
I've often felt they should teach Appalachian Design in Art/Architecture School. You know, explain how to use old bathroom appliances in the yard for potting plants (toilets, bathtubs). Explain how many cars are appropriate for the yard. The proper use of slate and dirt in a yard. How to make your house look like a mobile home. How to expand your single wide, to a double wide or triple wide with more single wides. The importance of a satellite dish your yard. Dogs, what kind, how many, what length of chain. Smells the required finishing touch to your Appalachian home. Rebel Flags, are they for you? Making good use of your children’s toys as yard decor.
Don't get me wrong, not all houses are like that in the south. (In fact the majority are not). But there is a certain commonality among this certain group of people. It is high time these interesting traits were studied, and understood. Anyone up for a Doctoral Thesis?
August 25, 2004
Quote Wednesday
I'm a people person, well not really... I hate people.
I have body parts that don't work anymore.
Hardwood floors are like women you may not like this or that, but you'll get used to whatever
-All Darryl in our conversation when i informed him of Darryl Friday.
Add your quotes!
July 28, 2004
Wednesday.. best quote ever
"watching TV, researchers say, may retard problem solving and listening skills, blunt the imagination, and do nothing to build character"
-Awake Aug 8,04
“Television sets should come, as cigarettes do, emblazoned with a warning about their hazards to a person’s well being.”
-Awake, Eager to Learn
Add your quotes
July 21, 2004
Quote Wednesday (You have some quote... Right?)
"Now We would like to commend all the ones who didn't have a part but who could have done better than the ones on stage"
-Bro Heard (Govn Body) District Convention: East TN. Glad I didn't have a part at that convention.
(ADD YOUR QUOTES)
And for those in need of a free fix. Google just bought this digital photo managment software... it was $25 last week. Now its free.
July 14, 2004
The Dragon and his quotes... its Wednesday
Oh, I know I'll call myself the Dragon, and I'll get in Moshpits, and right when they are fixing to slam me... bamm... enter the dragon. Look Out Bob Lord of the Moshpit.
-Jeremy (See picture above)
Near death expereinces are pretty cool, after you know for sure they were just near death.
-Jeremy (After he was trapped under a waterfall, escaping, somehow, without breaking his foot)
She's so annoying I would slap her too
-Mom (Enough about that one).
You know more about our products than I do. What are you a genious? I've got a college degree, but I dont feel like I know anything now. Wait! I'm on MTV punked aren't I?
-Girl in Cell Phone store (as she looks around for the camera crew).
(Wow I had several stored up! add your quotes!)
June 30, 2004
Quote Wednesday (After Newyork)
"I believe anyone who can breathe fire can take care of themselves on the streets of New York"
-Jared (My Hawaiian Roommate at Bethel, after I told him not to worry if I didn’t come back from a trip into the Bronx).
(add your quotes...)
June 08, 2004
Quote Tuesday...
It was just a little bit of food poisoning
-Darcie after being sick Sunday night...
Add your quotes!
May 31, 2004
Quote Monday (Before I forget)
"I'm a Sexy Sexy Man. If I were a girl, I would date me."
-Javann (While holding an ax)
"You try to make me a nice, Christian Person. Thats why I dont like being around you."
-Javann talking to me
"Looks like you're drinking a hot cup of java. It taste like poo"
-Camaron (He's 5)
"I thought it was an almond."
-One Persons response after eating a choclate covered Cicada
May 26, 2004
Quote Wednesday (Carry on the Tradition)
"I didnt live 74 years for nothing! I've lived that long so I can be looney and say what ever comes to my mind, and no one can question it"
-A sister in a congregation in Utah talking to me after the meeting
"Oh this is nasty, it has everything in it no candybar should ever have in it!"
-My response after I bit into a "famous" Idaho Spud Candy Bar.
Add your quotes! (And dont eat Idaho Spud Bars!).
May 19, 2004
Quote Wednesday (We've had lots of em)
"Lightening Bugs just don't taste Good"
-Brother Brazelton, talking about the marvels of creation at the bookstudy.
(And yet another moment where we bust up laughing as a bookstudy group, present average major laughing moment at our bookstudy 3-4. hahaha).
Add your quotes.
May 12, 2004
Quote Wednesday
Probably the difference between man and the monkeys is that the monkeys are merely bored, while man has boredom plus imagination.
- Lin Yutang
(Add your quotes...)
Oh and we're looking for a new look... See what you think of this.... Any feedback is welcome...
May 05, 2004
Quote Wednesday....
"My quotes have been misinterpreted and misconstrued."
-Jos Verstappen (Formula1 Race Car Driver)
Add your quotes for this Wednesday!
April 28, 2004
Quote WEdnesday (Sunny Spring Days)
Lets Pretend we are Depressed, that way we can sing and scream with the music.
-Sara S.
Add your quotes for quote Wednesday.
(And if you add a quote today, you'll get free icecream from baskin robins tonight!) All you have to do is show up and say 3 times to the owner, Misconstruedthoughts is attacking the land, give me icecream to save the rand (By the way Rand is a monetary unit in South Africa).
April 07, 2004
Quote Wednesday
How could you dislike a dead person?
-Stephanie
And your quotes...
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and on another note...
Many are now sharing in what is the digital photography revolution (or just the digital revolution). I happened about a great little tool that will help your digital pictures (and its free). Bibble allows you to fix white balance, and add sharpening... two things many like to see improved on there pictures. I recommend you check it out. Go to Bibble Site
March 31, 2004
Quote Wednesday (reflect)
There is no Microwave Spiritual Food.
-Convention
(Making the point that we must make time for meditation (unless you like uncooked food))
##add your quotes##
The following was sent in by Amanda in WV. She Requested that it be shared (its quotable ... or reflect worthy!)
March 24, 2004
Quote Wednesday (A thought)
There are three things extremely hard: steel, a diamond, and to know one's self.
-Benjamin Franklin
(Good point, but as brought out this weekend; important in maintaining who we are and remaining faithfully strong!)
Add your quotes for quote Wednesday
March 10, 2004
In the News with a Quote
Well if you have not heard, McDonalds will soon remove their supersize items from the menu. This is so us "Stupid Americans" (the quotes be my own maybe I should just say "Stupid Humans" yes that is better) will not eat ourselves to death. (Has anyone ever heard of common sense and will power?)
But why stop there? If people are to stupid to realize they should not eat massive amounts of food we need to take preventitive measures everywhere. I mean when you buy a gallon Ice cream what prevents me from eating the whole thing? I could be intelligent and know I shouldn't eat the whole thing, but that is not logical to think I have that capability. So Basically everything should be sold in single serving sizes only! My point keep the supersize fries and call it "Family Size".
On a further note. It was reported today JAMA has stated that obesity from poor eating habits and inactivity will soon replace smoking as the leading cause of preventable death in the United States. Sad indeed. So obviously something needs to happen... what? I refer to a couple of my favorite artist for this
'Most people gaze neither into the past nor the future; they explore neither the truth nor lies. They gaze at the television'
-Radiohead
Burn your tv in your yard
And gather ’round it with your friends
And warm your hands upon the fire
And start again
-Toad the Wet Sprocket
(And I am proud to note I rid myself of Cable yesterday... not that I ever watched it anyway).
March 03, 2004
Quote WEdnesday (3683)
Isn't it strange that I who have written only unpopular books hould be such a popular fellow?
-Albert Einstein
Add your quotes for this wednesday, and pull together your letters for the letter contest, see yesterdays letter for an example. (Submitals are tomorrow).
February 25, 2004
Quote Wednesday..
"I am 100% a ladies man"
-Uju
(This is misconstrued thoughts for a reason).
Add your quotes!
And in other news...
Pictures and stories still come in of NEABOCWPTYHKD
Malory said instead she had to start
well, i had a"nebcbybyhtwcgtnebcwptyhk"(national eat a bowl of cereal by yourself because you have to work and cant go to 'national eat a bowl of cereal with people that you hardly know day') day.
So NEABOCWPTYHKD had many participants, from around the world, strange as it sounds. And many voiced the disappointment of its end. The people have spoken, we shall see where this leads.
On a musical note, we still need artist (We already have 8 (impresive)), so send me your recordings, for our first compilation CD. We need some gals to send in there recordings, and I know that there are some musically talented gals out there!
February 04, 2004
Its a quotabelo Wednesday
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This past weekend found us at a cave in the area. Actually an awesome cave, with a river running through it, huge rooms, bats that look frozen. Highly recomended. But of course being in the cold and great outdoors, will always lead to quotes.
"I'm glad I wore my silk stockings"
"I think I ripped a hole in my silk stockings"
-Both Javann Jones
"Is there a Coke in Lap Discount?"
-Jeremy
(After the waitress knocked my glass over perfectly into my lap. Took a bit for me to react.... but the end result was a net savings of $15)
Add your quotes, and also check out (TKF Ugly baby contest Voting ends today)
January 28, 2004
Quote Wednesday (The Return) Add some Humor To our Lives
Ah quoting!
"You've gotta bring Quote Wednesday back this WEEK!"
-Javann Jones
And in case you have no quotes create your own with the above "photo comic".
Dad - "Sometimes I just wish I was the boat, just floating along not doing anything, but floating, and having someone else do the work."
Jeremy - "So Um... How long has it been since you were paddeling?"
OK that can only be improved upon, add your quotes for quote Wednesday, the return!
January 07, 2004
Quote Wednesday....
"Because Oranges have so much more to do with Chrismas than Robots do"
"It makes sense... Oranges are orange like the sun... and Jesus is the Son of God"
-Tommy/Sister Mulkey
A strange quote from the middle of an odd conversation. But most are Aye?
Add your quotes! And may they be Misconstrued... or not!
December 31, 2003
Quote Wednesday... on a Wednesday...
"You Don't Have Issues, You have a Life Time Subscription"
-Jeremy
(That shall have to end up on a Tshirt)
But with that quote in mind, I would like to share a link to a Personality Disorder Test. Is it serious? Well I dont think so, doesnt look professional really in anyway... but entertaining none the less....
So after taking it (took about 5-10 minutes I guess)...I find I suffer as a Histrionic Not sure that definition describes me... but...
So I'm Histrionic... (site described it as being center of attention) hmm well sorry guess I do like to amuse and entertain... Oh well if thats gonna be my disorder tis not to bad I guess...
Share your quotes and disorders if you care too.... and remember its all misconstrued... thats life eh?
December 22, 2003
Quote Monday... Moving It Up
Hello All... Quote Monday Is brought to you live from on top a volcano in Hawaii (I'm being completely serious!) In fact today we had a snow ball fight on top of the highest mountain in the pacific! Cold it was my friends! Great times, with many stories to tell and expound upon!
But for now its quote Monday!
Yes, We have a small Plunger Problem here in Cabin 98!
-Sky
You would think at an international convention there would be at least one hot girl
-Jared
Would you like me to hook you up with one of our Japanese Sisters
-Rio (A bro from Japan...)
I'm Hungry
-Tremain (This boy eats like a horse)
So I guess I'm supposed to walk around Naked for now?
-Jeremy (Talking to the airlines person who told him his clothes were lost..she then told me I could buy $30 worth of clothes)
People I know finally!
-Reggie (after we picked him up after he sat in an airport for 12 hours on standby)
December 17, 2003
It is Wednesday... Here...
Well it is now Wednesday... Misconstruedthoughts hits the road today (in about 6 hours ...(I need to goto bed)) We will Be heading to hawaii to present new stories, and pictures for you our avid listeners ... er uh... readers (viewers?)
So its quote Wednesday as always!
So I'm off...
"Till then its now"
-Jeremy
(there were abunch of other great quotes this week... i just forgot them all ... doh)
December 02, 2003
Quote Wednesd....
Oh wait today is Tuesday, man this is a long week!
-Jeremy
If you want creative workers, give them enough time to play.
-John Cleese
It's very easy to be different, but very difficult to be better
-Johnathan Ive
(Yet how important both are!)
Add your quotes...for this Wednes... er uh Tuesday
Oh and a new idea... Guest Speaker Tuesday.
-If you want to be a speaker on a Guest Speaker Tuesday, send your transcript, and pictures (we definitely need pictures) to me
Jeremy.myers@misconstruedthoughts.com
We are looking for interesting stories from travel (with pictures) ; embarrassing stories about you or friends (with pictures) you know those that you've always wanted to get on the internet... Good experiences from field service (with pictures?) good experiences from international conventions (With pictures)...
get your stories in now... and you'll see them in the coming weeks... and for those off weeks... don’t worry Ebay Tuesday will still be alive!
November 26, 2003
Quote Wednesday
"Oh...No No No... I know where you'll put that, I know about misconstruedthoughts"
-Justin
His reaction when i started taping his "victory dance" for each Tennessee touchdown.
Add your quotes for this Quote Wednesday.
November 19, 2003
Quote Wednesday (18)
"One Time My Mom Ate A Dog and She Didn't Know it"
-Adyre
"What can I say – Adyre has a clue"
-Someone talking about Adyre on a random website after a google search to see how to spell her name.
Its quote Wednesday Add your Quotes!
BTW on a side note. Yesterday I finally got my MP3 player back form Creative Labs, it took them 6 months to fix it. And I had to fight to prevent being charged $120 for an in warranty problem. Their warranties are horrible btw... 3 months. Doesn’t say much about their products. And neither can I, don't buy creative labs, you'll be sorry. I know ... I most Definitely Know!
November 12, 2003
Dont Forget Quote Wednesday You Turkey You...
"Oh This young Generation..."
"Oh Jehovah"
"This is my grandson, on eve's side" -How I am described
"You stinkin Turkey you"
-Willey (the one and only)
Yesterday I found myself at 5AM standing on the street corner of a truck stop holding up the magazines, listening to the many familiar quotable expresions of Willey. Being there seemed very odd to me I must admit, awkward even at first. Holding the magazines up, then these trucks driving by just looking at you like you are crazy.
But in time I became more comfortable, and in a matter of a couple of hours Willey and I placed over 70 magazines. So lesson learned, don’t be afraid to force yourself to do what you don’t want to do. But we all knew that when it comes to our ministry eh?
Add your quote for this Wednesday.
November 05, 2003
Quote Wednesday (15)
If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.
-Albert Einstein
Next Month We will find out as Gravity Probe B Launches, after years of design! Learn all about some realtivity.
Add your quote for quote Wednesday...
And after you are done...
Watch there there... and see entertainment at its best!
October 29, 2003
Quote Wednesday (14)
'I can't believe that people are taking me seriously'
-Thome York talking about Radioheads music.
It is funny when things like that become true... Refrence Safety Bear
Add your quotes for this Week!
Finally I have good audio and video... here is a sample of what is to come
October 15, 2003
Its Quote Wednesday
Add your quote...
Today is to come the greatly anticipated Canada Video... If FedEx does as it claims...
So how about some quotes on Canada?
Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
-J. Bartlett Brebner
"I don't even know what street Canada is on."
- Al Capone
Add your quotes for the day...
October 08, 2003
Quote Wednesday (13)
"Dont Let that slow you down"
-Jeremy
(Funny how others may quote you ... and you dont even remeber saying it...) Why don't you add quotes of people we know today...
"Oh this young Generation"
-Willey
So to give just a taste of what the show was like... here is a video of the first few minutes of exit music for a film. There will be more video in time. But all I can still say is amazing!
Also if you never heard it a classical pianist redid alot of OK Computer, take a listen to ... Classical Radiohead
October 01, 2003
Quote Wednesday (12)
You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
-Albert Einstein
God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
Sir William Bragg (1862 - 1942)
(Now thats funny stuff!)
Its quote Wednesday... so add your quotes. Also this week I realized that I don't really give everyone a true feel of hearing from me on this webpage. Through typing you lose so much namely accents. So for your help I have created a link from the dialectizer, so that you can read this like I was really there (click here for southern update).
September 24, 2003
In Memory to a Schizophrenic (Quote Wednesday)
McDonalds will make you fat
-Wesley Willis
Well to my horror I learned of the passing of Wesley Willis last month. A sad day indeed, one of the greatest voices, er uh..., song writers, er uh..., schizophrenics ... yeah ... to grace the airwaves. True I would have to say I dont recomend his music, he definitly curses way to much! But there are his clean songs, and nothing will stick in your head like a song by a homeless schizophrenic. Rock n Roll McDonalds (Listen to the whole song (MP3)) (one of my top 100 songs of all times!), make you realize... hey this guy made it "big" and was horrible!
Ah greatness. Well maybe once again we will be graced with Wesley Willis music, but when he's not a schizophrenic I'm not sure his music will be the same, but cleaner no doubt!
There is word of possibility of a Wesley Willis Tribute Concert in Chicago... I think we should have a tribute show this weekend outside of big spring jam... i have the keyboard... anyone want to join me?
September 10, 2003
Quote Wednesday (7)
I've not gotten a speeding ticket since my last speeding ticket
-Jeremy
You can learn more about a man in an hour of play than in a year of Conversation
-Plato
Add your quotes for today!
September 02, 2003
Torture Chambers of the 21st Century
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What is it about terror that intrigues people? Amusement parks remind me very much of ... well probably what once had been torture chambers, the only difference is we assume we wont be hurt or killed (probably often a wrong assumption) ... oh and we stand in line to experience this.
Now this isnt true of all. But lets go through a little proof.
First This really looks like a torture device? Yes?
Second Does this sound like anything except torture for Kate? Yes?
Third More proof that this looks and sounds like torture, well obviously Tony is the kind of person you would have to exert more torture on. We'll have to get Humperdink on that, and bring in Miracle Max for Kate's sake.
But hope all had fun, or were terrorized, what ever you was looking for at six flags. Its amazing how few people you actually run into when you are there. But know many of you were there. The only person I ran into was this one older lady, man knocked her right down, but I did help her up.
August 27, 2003
Quote Wednesday (5)
"To sing without feeling is not to sing at all"
-Jeremy
Have you ever heard a song, and to properly sing it you have to close your eyes, kinda stand in a stooped manner, and clinch a fist toward your chest? If so you know what I mean. That is true music. There are various groups which accomplish this for me, Radiohead, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Muse, Ours... just to name a few. The notes are so high the emotions so deep.... that it is true music.
(ITS QUOTE WEDNESDAY DONT FORGET TO ADD YOUR QUOTES!)