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April 29, 2005

Tommy Friday

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Sorry for the delay in People Fridays, They've been a bit hectic. But the day... one of the days we've all been waiting for is here. Tommy Friday. That's right, Tommy, the one and only. I've known Tommy for oh about well, since I moved here. Tommy is definitely unique, and will always stand out of the crowd. Sometimes due to his own antics sometimes due to his own uniqueness. Those who know Tommy know few have the passion about many things Tommy does. (Or the ability to zone out at times). So when you hear the word Tommy what comes to mind? Well one of the first things, is of course, impulsive full throttle dancing. That's right, be it dancing around a group of line dancers, or jumpin around at a concert (or attacked by goths).

Then of course you think of his singing ability. No one can sing like Tommy, where does it come from again? True passion, that's where. Its almost like he knew what emo was before he knew what emo was. Maybe it was an issue of singing the wrong genre, that turned people at first, but I knew his true ability. One of the great singers in music history.

Then of course there is his nature to rial people up... hmm he's like a little brother (or older brother, depending on how you look at it) to all of us.

But in all accounts, he is one who truly is a lover of activities, and most of all a good spiritual brother. Always with a focus on spiritual things, he is to be commended on his focus.

But there are all to many other stories, California (camping on top of a mountain, trying to get eaten by bears) to moments on the lake teaching us to ski.

Tommy Bruce, you'll not meet another like him... add your stories.

April 28, 2005

Creative Writing Thursday (Is it the ending?)

Part? I lost count.

Elbert reached up in the closet to the highest shelf and pulled down the oak cabinet. There within was the revolver that his father had given him so many years earilier. His father of course never intended it to be used in a vile way, but he simply had used it with his children to train them to shoot. Back in the bayoo the kids had to learn to shoot the various varmin that would scamper into the familys garden. But Elbert was looking to a use way beyond what his father had ever invisioned. Elbert pulled down the box, and hobbled toward the bed, opening it there sat the revolver. In the velvet casing next to the gun lay six bullets. Elbert placed all six bullets into the chamber.

Elberts mind was somewhat numb from reality. Today was the day, today he would be famous. Elbert walked toward the chesterdraers and pulled out his best undergarments. “I”ve got to look my best from top to bottom today”, Elbert stated as be dressed. Elbert walked into his closet and pulled out his best suit, a three piece suit, and a tie. “I have to look my best today, Elbert thought. As he walked toward the bed and set down his suit Elbert thought, “I’m good at enduring the heat too, I’ll be known for that as well. He returned to his chesterdrawers and pulled out his long underwear. No one would wear such an item in the middle of the summer. But Elbert was, he was proud he could endure the heat. Endure it better than anyone else. Elbert sat down the long underwear next to his suit, and begin to assemble what he considered his suit of fame.

As Elbert looked back to where only hangers lay on the bed, he turned away. There was no turning back, fame would be his on this day. He turned the lights out in the bedroom and pulled the door behind him. It was still early, and the morning light was all the filled the room, and orange tint lit the room and cast a warmth of feeling on Elbert. Its to early to leave yet, thought Elbert, “its not even 7 AM yet, the president doesn’t go through till 10 AM”. I’ll just sit down here and get ready for my day. Elbert sat in his chair where he always sat, and thought back to past times. Yet these thoughts of past times and past people began to overwhelm him. Could he actually make this decision? “They are all gone, I’ll be gone soon, all I can do is leave a name, I must do this, no more thinking”, exclaimed Elbert. “In fact the best way to do this is go ahead and travel across town”. Elbert looked at the revolver which lay in his lap. “Today is the day.”

Standing up he clinched the revolver and walked toward the door. Sitting the revolver down on the table next to the pictures of his wife and son, he was moved to turn their images downward. “Why could this make me feel I’m doing something to them?” asked Elbert. “They are gone, I’ll be gone too soon.” He pulled down his heavy coat, “they’ll also know I could endure heat too”. thought Elbert. Elbert picked up the revolver and placed it in his bottom coat pocket. Elbert reached for the door knob and began to walk through the door, taking one final look backward to the house he figured never to see again, he leaned back up the pictures he had just turned downward. Looking at his dear wife and son, he turned away with hesitation, and walked out the door, pulling the door too behind him.

April 27, 2005

Quote Wednesday

Jeremy: Their landscaping makes there yard look expansive
Darcie: Expansive that's a pretty big word. I need to use bigger words.
Jeremy: That's not a big word, loquacious that's a big word.
Darcie: How about Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious that's a big word.
Jeremy: That's not a big word.
Darcie: That's not a big word? So what does loquacious mean?
Jeremy: I don't know, that's why its a big word.


There's this really really ugly woman at work...

-Darcie beginning a conversation in a silent car.

add your quotes.

April 26, 2005

Music Review Tuesday.

Go see the music Section for this weeks reviews.

April 25, 2005

Lets Went Flewn A Kites...

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Well yesterday we went on a beautiful breezy spring day in Alabama and flew my trick kite from South Africa. I've not really had a good breeze to fly it in since I've been back in the states. It had been a while since I'd flown a kite which will turn as quickly as this one.

But for certain we had fun. I eventually refined my launching method. (Who knew ballet had something to do with flying kites in the grand scheme of things). Brent and Kathryn showed there expertise in the flying field as well. Good times indeed!

But my biggest question: I've had a pulled muscle for a while, playing crazy with kids last weekend, then flying a kite and running around crazy doing that this weekend, both these things made it feel better? That still confuses me: Maybe this is the only way I stretch appropriately?

Anyway, once again go fly a kite!

Oh on a different note: I got mentioned on the John Boy and Billy Show last week. OK, not by name, but the the Shuttle Manager was on the show, and he made a special shout out to those working on the cameras for the shuttle. So there ya go, southern fame at its finest.

April 22, 2005

Creative Writing Thursday on Friday? What?

Sorry for the delay but here is this weeks instillation to the story...

If you are new to this here is part 1, part 2, part 3

and now for part 4

Elbert continued to think in a distant stare that had began as a gaze, looking toward the wall in front of him. His head now leaned back as the thoughts became ever clearer to him. "I'm an old man, I have nothing to lose. Everyone is gone, I can't even hurt anyone by my decisions", these thoughts went through Elberts mind. While not true, or completely clear, they were the words that went through his mind. Elbert went from his distant gaze and looked toward the bookshelf next to him. There were an amass of books he and his wife had collected over the years. His eyes grazed all the titles until finally he reached the one where his thoughts were leading him, US History. Elbert struggled with his cane, stood up took a couple of steps toward the bookshelf. Pulling the US history book from the shelf, an envelope also fell to the floor. It fluttered over towards the chair in which he had been sitting. With book in hand he headed back toward the chair, and set the US History book on the coffee table next to the chair. He then leaned over and picked up the envelope. Turning it around towards himself he saw the words, to my dearest husband.

Just seeing those words made a stream of emotion overcome Elbert. Elouise, his dear Elouise. He sat down, almost collapsing in the chair, overcome with emotion. This card was like finding a note she had just written him. True she had been gone for over five years. But for some reason finding this envelope made it seem as if she was actually there again. Elbert pulled his knife from his pocket and proceeded to open the envelope; inside he found a card. A card of cheerful color, for who would expect anything else from Elouise? As he read the words they were short in nature, but loving none the less. Describing her enduring love for him, and appreciation for all that he had done through the years. How had this card ended up here? This he didn't know. "Maybe this is a sign," remarked Elbert. "What am I saying, a sign, like there is such a thing! Elouise, I loved you so, but you are gone, everyone is gone, it is so lonely here. What I do can't hurt you for you are gone, and what I must do is for that goal I was never able to reach." Elbert nearly with tears in his eyes, sat the envelope next to the book he had gone to retrieve, and opened it.

Within its pages were a host of famous individuals, presidents, inventors, artist, even entertainers. But there were no records of simply those that had taken care of those in their neighborhood, had gone the extra mile to help the local kids, had been an exemplary father. Elbert did not regret those years of taking care of all those individuals who were now gone. But there was no reward for him at this time. Everyone is gone. The only thing logical to him now was for him to fulfil his dream of youth yes being famous. He couldn't achieve this by the methods these great individuals had taken, dedicating there lives to the arts, or politics, or inventing. No it was too late in his life for this. But sprinkled in amongst these names was another group as well.

This other group had names recorded in fame; not fame of the greatest light, though. But Elbert realized he was old now, in fact he had sharp pains in his chest regularly. He knew his days were limited as well. It almost brought fear to him, because truly no one was left who cared about him or even took note of him. Who would even take care of his funeral arrangements? There was no way of knowing. He was a nobody in this world he now lived. He would be a nobody on into eternity. A nobody unless, unless, he joined this group of ones who had thrown themselves into the pages of the history books.

The president was coming tomorrow. The paper described where he could be seen, at what time, in a motor brigade on the other side of town. That’s where his fame would come. That was his decision. It wasn't a bad decision, in fact he knew the country had suffered as of late for many decisions of the president. There was the war, and increased taxes, even the education for the kids had decreased in this president's term. Yes he would do it. It was final in his mind.

Elbert sat the book down on the table next to him and with the assistance of his cane rose heading for his bedroom. There he went through his normal evening routine of taking out his dentures, cleaning them, and shaving. He had to look his best tomorrow, it would be a big day. The day he met the history books. He had to look his best, for no one wants to look ragged in their entry into fame. Looking into the mirror Elbert proclaimed "Well its taken seventy seven years, but you will make it all end as you intended, in the history books".

After brushing his teeth, Elbert shut off the lights in the bathroom, and by means of the light coming in his bedroom he walked toward the bed. There on the table next to the bed sit a Bible which Elouise always read, he had left it there, not to read, but simply to remember Elouise by. He picked up the alarm clock next to the Bible and set it for six AM, earlier than he usually arose, but tomorrow would be a special day. The day he would enter the history books. With the alarm set, he sat on the side of the bed and turned off the light above the table. Tomorrow would be the big day. Tomorrow. While there was an amount of nervousness, there also was a bit of inner peace as Elbert closed his eyes. He wouldn't simply be a nobody in the long record of humanity.

Elbert awoke earlier than expected the next morning as bright light filled the room, it was an incredible electrical storm. These storms actually invigorated him. Today was the day, the day his fame would come to fruition. Looking at his clock, he saw that it was thirty minutes before he had planned to wake up. That was ok though, his nervousness had somewhat prevented a sound sleep that night. But that was to be expected, fame doesn't come easily and to cram that fame into one day is bound to yield definite uncertainty.

Elbert turned on the light and watched as the light hesitated to operate correctly due to the electrical storm. "Today is the day", stated Elbert as he sat upright in the bed. Looking toward the closet he reached for his cane and rose. Walking toward the closet, he once again stated, "Today is the day". He then reached for the closet door and opened it. There on the shelf he saw an oak box. An oak box he had not opened in years.

April 21, 2005

Sorry...

The Story of Elbert has been caught up in the Editors...

Expectation postponed is making the heart sick, but the thing desired is a tree of life when it does come

But it should be out tomorrow.....

Poor Elbert, where does his future lie?

But go ahead and add your own creative writing...

April 20, 2005

Computer Deal

Don't know if anyone is looking for a computer but dell home has one serious awesome deal tomorrow.

Starts Thursday 6am PDT, 7am MDT, 8am CDT, 9am EDT. The biggest ever Dimension Desktop coupon. Dell Home has $750 off $1499 Dimension Desktops with coupon code P6LP$WFJQ6R1SF. Limited to 15,000 systems sold, or 4/26 5:59am CDT. Not combinable with Deals of the Week, Outrageous Deals, dollars off, percentages off and select other promotions.

So look tonight see if anything is worth the $750 final price. Looks like tax season has put a hurting on Dell, they do this to make there stock holders happy. (And if this doesn't work, well... least ya tried).

Quote Wednesday

I go to the grocery store to get cereal. Thats it, cereal. Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner, Cereal.

-Tremain talking about what he has to eat at home.

"Thats a man joke isn't it?"

-Mom after saying, they had a Pee party instead of a Tea Party

"Good Bye Dad Myers, Your the Man! Put that on Quote Wendesday"

-Sky yelling at our car as we left the parking lot.

(I must say with the use of the record function on my phone, I may now be able to record quotes, and remember them... well technically I still forget them, but I do have a recording of them.

April 19, 2005

Another...

We continue what is a new type Tuesday... Album review tuesday, where I listen to it once, then tell ya what I think...

Check it.

April 18, 2005

What is youth?

Is the key to being a kid, feeling like a kid... simply acting like a kid? In many ways I would say yes. As adults we often do things which are repetitive, common place, always the same. Example:

Compare baseball (rules structure always the same) with Calvin Ball (Always changing minute by minute).

I hurt myself about a week ago running. It was week three. And I think it might be the repetitive non changing pattern of running. (Not very exciting). However yesterday I still played with a group of kids. They chased me around the yard, I hid from them, they tackled me, wrestled me down, etc. In reality I was one of the kids, just a bit taller... (and my mom wasn't there to get the stains out of my pants last night... (I had to do that... and well... hmm I think I ruined them). But today actually my leg feels better than it has in a week n a half. Why? I think its because youth is associated with the free spirit of being a youth. Is the fountain of youth just being a youth? True we all have to grow up, but that doesn't keep you from being a kid with the kids.

So go find a kid, and be a kid... and maybe those pains in your back or your legs will disappear?

April 15, 2005

Don't forget to register

OK... so i'm not doing that great in training as I now deal with a pulled muscle... but i still registered (and also learned if you register online, you can get a subscritption to time for $3) Hey great add on... you'll be in shape and smarter!

Don't forget to register (tonghts the deadline(for cheapest entry price... you have till mid may)

April 14, 2005

Creative Writing Thursday (Story Continued Part III)

If you haven't read the earlier parts of the story, go back and read them here (Part II) and here (Part I).


Elbert began to scan the front page of the paper. Interesting, the headlines read that the president was going to be going through town the next day. It was some kind of campaign across the south to make his presence known; No doubt connected to the upcoming election. He hadn't been a particularly useful president especially to those in the south, but oh well, politics never really interest Elbert anyway. He continued to scan the paper, and there noticed an article on the animal shelter in town being closed down. "The Dog!" Elbert exclaimed. Elbert had remembered to get the dog food, but it was getting near dark and he hadn't put the dog food out.

Elbert scampered up using his cane, and head to the door where the grocery bag still sat, being left there since his return. As he scoured through the bag, he found the can of dog food, and headed toward the kitchen. As he rummaged through several drawers, he finally found the can opener. Sinking the can opener into the can lid the distinctive sound, an end to vacuum seal and the distinctive smell, low grade meat, filled the air. That smell almost put a knot in Elbert’s stomach every week. This wasn't because it was a retched smell. It was because he thought back; it brought back so many memories. Finishing the round to open the lid, Elbert picked up the can and headed to the door. Opening the back door he looked and saw the food left from last week. A trail of ants proceeded from out in the yard to the dog bowl where the week old dog food sat.

"Well at least, the ants are getting fed," said Elbert. Elbert sat the new can of dog food down on the ground and walked towards dog bowl, picking it up he walked towards the garbage can. Opening the garbage can lid he threw the week old dog food and a host of ants into the garbage. As he turned around he walked toward the spot the bowl had sat, the ants now had turned into a massive spiraling state of confusion. "All right boys, here's a new batch", spoke Elbert to the ants as if they knew it was he who was feeding them weekly. Tiping the can over the dog food fell upright into the bowl, and then tipped slightly to one side. The smell of the dog food, now escaped from the can, strongly filled the air. This once again made the memories all come back in a rush as it had done every week for the last forty three years.

That’s right, forty three years ago, Elbert had bought that new dog for his boy Tom. It was half cocker spaniel, half Siberian Husky, probably one of the oddest dogs to have ever walked the planet. But little Tom loved that dog, Elbert had feared the piercing eyes of the dog would scare little Tom, when he first bought him, but little Tom would always say. "I love Lettzy, because she knows I care for her. Her eyes always tell me". It was always cute to here little Tom say that, with his strong southern accent.

But it was forty three years ago too that Lettzy had run off. Little Tom was heart broken, true he had only had the dog for about four or five months, but he had grown so close to her. That first week she was missing he started making flyers to put all over town, he would spend hours walking around hollering for her. Little Tom was thoroughly engrossed in finding his dog. As he arrived home late one afternoon, after looking for her, he went to his father and asked. "Can we keep putting out fresh dog food until Lettzy comes back?" I think she may get that smell in the air, and remember me and come home!" Such sincere words from a eleven year old could not be ignored. Elbert had responded that they would, knowing that if she didn’t return relatively soon, this would of course not continue.

However, the unexpected happened the second week that Lettzy was missing as Little Tom was out looking for her. It was over at the corner of 54th street. Little Tom was out looking for Lettzy his friend Shadrad Maclivitch was helping him look for her. Shadrad had explained to everyone that they were there on the corner, when the two of them saw Lettzy in the baseball field across the road. Little Tom overwhelmed with joy started hollering for her and quickly ran across the street to get her before she ran off.

But Little Tom never made it across that street. It was such an unbearable thing for both Elbert and Elouise. Often they blamed themselves for letting Little Tom go all over town in search of the dog, not being there helping in his never ending pursuit. But it would be of no benefit, the years of beating themselves for this. The only thing Elbert could do, and continued to do for years, was to continue to put that dog food out for the lost dog, just as he told Tom he would do. It was as if to repay Little Tom for this error on their part. It wasn't a matter of truly thinking the dog would return, he didn't believe it that first or second year or even in this forty-third year. It was a matter of keeping his word to his son. His son which he deeply loved, and had always and would always deeply miss.

It was also all of these things that led Elbert to pursuing the placement of the crosswalk on the corner of 54th street. It was three long years of petitions, pleadings and desperate cries to politicians. That to was his mission as if to repay Little Tom for what had happened. Little Tom was gone, but he wanted to ensure the safety of the many other kids who often headed to the ball field he had built a few years earlier, in the vacant lot there where the supermarket now stood.

And that was what crossed through Elbert's mind every time he smelled that retched smell of dog food. A new can put out every week for the last forty three years.

Elbert turned from the freshly placed dog food, and the memories, and walked toward the back door. As he closed the door behind him, he tried to close the memories as well, but he always knew they were there to be relieved each week as he continued in this tradition for his son.

Elbert threw the empty can in the trash can and headed back towards the living room. Setting his cane on the corner of the coffee table, he returned to his easy chair and picked up the paper once again. Once again, his distant stare returned. Once again he thought of all the things he and his wife had done for the local kids. He also thought of how he had helped his wife and their family through incredibly rough times during the depression. There were all those years, of helping so many people, so many people who were gone now. He knew he to would be gone soon as well.

"Its such a shame", thought Elbert out loud. Those had been very good people, people concerned with others, helping them out; He too had helped them. Ms. Ellesis, Mr. Wilcox, even his dad and mom. They were all such good people, and really had made such an impact on his life. But they were all gone, and in reality the only memory of them remain only with Elbert. That generation of people were gone.

"It’s a crying shame!", exclaimed Elbert in another vocal thought. With the passing of himself Elbert realized that thoughts of them were probably gone forever too. The world just didn't seem fair to Elbert, those who help those around them actually passed away into the everlasting unknown never remembered again.

Then Elbert thought once again to his desire to be something big, how he had attempted and should have been a famous actor. He thought how he had the desire to be an accomplished artist. But his devotion to his family and friends had prevented this from ever coming to fruition. He knew that was the best way to live, and he didn't regret helping his family, helping those in the community. But it was now late in Elbert’s life, and his desire to be famous had never ceased.

"I'm going to be just like all those who preceded me. They helped those around them, but once the people you helped are gone, well you are nothing to the world." Elbert was speaking out loud as if a divine revelation had hit him. "With no hope for the future, the only true hope we have is to make our name immortalized, my frail body makes it apparent that’s our only hope. An immortalized name! I've always known that, that’s why I went to Hollywood years ago! But its to late now, I’m nobody to this world."

“I’m a sad old man. I stay in this house all week, thinking, staring wondering hoping, and just thinking back. The only time I get out of here is the weekly walk to the grocery store. No one knows me anymore, knows who I was, what I’ve done. I’m nobody. The only skill I have now is I can endure heat!”. Elbert looked down at the coat he still continued to wear. A sense of disgust overcame him. “I think I’m something because I can endure this heat. That’s my last cry to be famous? I’m a sad old man!” The emotions at this point were making Elbert’s vocals grow ever louder, even though the room as always was empty. By the end of these outwardly expressed thoughts, his volume was such that he even startled himself. In this startled state, Elbert grew quiet. Quiet to his own inward thoughts.

Elbert thought of those in the history books he had studied growing up. Maybe there would be a way to immortalize his name. To assure that all generations would know that he had existed. For to live in eternity as an unknown person, just a good person, proved of no use to him. He would still be unknown. But to have a name… an immortalized name! Elbert looked at his coat which he still wore. The heat didn't bother him. He was the best in the world at enduring heat. But that would never make him famous as he had thought at least in his subconscious for the past several years. But he could be famous; known for all eternity, there was a way. He just had to think of those history books and those names which had been immortalized in them.


Next week (Part IV)... The end? We'll see.

April 13, 2005

Yes it is true...

"Any lawmakers who fail to vote "aye" will be forever labeled freakin' idiots".

-Statement to the Idaho Senate on those who would not vote to make Napoleon Dynamite the State Mascot.

We had read it was coming, moving up the Idaho House. And now it has been .aproved in the senate.

Here is the actual bill. There are many good quotes in it such as:

"Uncle Rico's football skills are a testament to Idaho athletics"

"Tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho's most famous export"

Just read it funny! Ah politics at work! Oh and leave your quotes too.

April 12, 2005

More music review?

So I"ve a new concept. ... as it is expert Tuesday has dwindelled, due to not a lack in experts, a lack of experts writing and sharing their knowledge, guess that's why they'll remain experts...

So now I plan to listen to several albums a week. After I listen to them once. I'll write a review. It will be a terrible review, because who can really listen to an album once and give their thoughts? Well I will... the conclusions you read probably won't be correct, but it will be the conclusions of a first time listen... (the other bad thing is often i cant have the speakers really loud as I do this)

So anyways, check out this weeks
and we'll see if i keep this up.

April 11, 2005

So how southern are you?

I've always been intrigued by language.... But how southern are you? Or how southern is your language?

Take the attached test,

I took it and i'm 71% Dixie

Also, I'm sure there are other words unique to the south.. and varies by areas. (So answer these other things, we'll do our own research).
Tell us what part of the country you are in too...

What do you call something smaller than a river? stream, creek (crEEk), crick, run,

Where do you get groceries? Grocery store, supermarket? etc?

Where do you get smaller items? Corner store, quickie mart, gas station? etc?

Would you ever order grits? Would you order one grit?

Any other questions that are unique to the south? I'm sure...

April 08, 2005

Don't Stare Its not nice, or healthy

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So today is a significant day! It is the last solar eclipse we will be able to see until 2012. That's right, 7 years from now! (Where will you be in 7 years?) Will you have your hair? Will you have your degree? Will you still be eating microwave dinners every night? Will you still be living with you parents? Will you still be driving that car? Will you still be running 4 miles every day? Will This site still exist? Will we all have developed our super powers and be a X-Men like team?

Anyway, instead of the overwhelming thoughts of that question. Just go out today. I think here in Bama it will start about 5 and peak at 6:30PM. Don't miss it.

The weather should clear up enough to see it by then.

Oh and DONT STARE AT THE SUN! Just glance, or use welding goggles.

April 07, 2005

A continuation of the story

This is a continuation of last weeks writing (more to come after this one...)

Read Last weeks portion of Forgotten Never Be

As Elbert entered the store the inrush of air conditioned air chilled him to his core, he grabbed the top button and began to button his jacket together. That second button had been missing for the last three years. Used to Eloise always fixed those missing buttons. But since she had been gone for the last five years, there was basically no one to help at all. "These people need this frigid air because they are week. That's what it is! I should start a school and teach these people how to deal with heat. That would save them all a lot of money!" Elbert finished closing his jacket by buttoning the bottom button.

"Let’s see, I need three apples, a can of peanut butter, and a loaf of bread. That should take care of me for a while," he thought. Elbert walked slowly through the grocery store, there was something else he was to get. What was it? "Maybe if I just walk up and down a few aisles I'll remember" After a few trips up and down the aisle Elbert saw this was getting him nowhere, so he trekked up toward the front of the store with his apples, and peanut butter. "Oh how I hate these lines, six lanes yet only two cashiers"

A lady met him as he walked towards the check out lane. She was one of those people you could tell had just gotten her food stamps for the eighteen kids at home, half of them with her, a shopping cart full of can goods, mainly of the jumbo size and type. "Go ahead Mam", Elbert stated pointing his cane to the line. No Sir, you go ahead, you only have two items. "No mam, I'm in no hurry, and those kids look like they are ready to get home". "OK" As she pushed her buggy toward the checkout. Elbert stood there waiting until finally it was his turn.

With only one person left in front of Elbert, it finally dawned on him. "ALPO! I forgot to get the dogs food!" Getting out of line he walked back to aisle 7 where they kept the dog food. Picking up one can of dog food, he returned to the front of the store where he found a growing line again. And it was then he also realized he hadn’t picked up any bread. “This cursed mind of mine!”, Elbert lamented as he turned to go get the bread. Finally he had everything he had come to the store to buy. This time as he walked toward the check out, someone offered for him to go in front of them. "Well that’s mighty nice of ya there sir. Not many of your variety around anymore". In a matter of a few minutes he was at the front of the line.

"Do you have any coupons?", asked the cashier. "Coupons?", Elbert responded, "what do you think I can't afford this stuff or something?" A bit of anger lashed out from Elbert, not because he was that sort of individual, it was just anything that made him think back to his dear Eloise brought him a bit of pain. She was gone, and this day was no easier than any other since her disappearance. She was an expert coupon clipper. Elbert always heckled her a small amount for her persistence in clipping coupons from the papers the neighbor would set on the street corner for the trash pickup. But he loved that frugality of hers, it had actually helped them through many times where they didn’t really have many finances.

"No sir, I think you can afford this stuff. I was just asking a simple question. What’s with the heavy coat? It is the middle of July?" "Can I help you are weaker than me there sonny?" "I know you wish you had the ability to handle the heat like I do. But you don't, pretty much nobody does." The bagboy looked at Elbert a bit confused, what exactly was this old man talking about? But he continued with his job, throwing all four items that Elbert had purchased into one small bag.

"You're gonna smash the bread there boy! You never bagged groceries before mine?"

"Sorry sir," responded the boy.

Elbert looked down and noticed the latest TV guide. There on the front was Oswald Osbitory. Oswald Osbitory, he remembered him. It was many years ago in fact. He had traveled from his small town in Mississippi all the way out to California for that audition. He knew he was going to be something big, he had the right physique the correct mannerisms, all the appeal. He had excellent acting skills. Most people who thought of a boy from a small town in the bayous of Mississippi would never have thought they could act. But Elbert, Elbert could… In fact in his first little part in a movie, he caught the producer’s eye. So much so, that he had asked him to play a greater role in a forthcoming film. Yes, the movie where Oswald Osbitory had gotten his start. He in fact had taken Elbert’s position.

"That’s $4.75 sir. Sir?!" Elbert snapped out of starring at the TV guide to find the cashier with outreached arm. "Sir that's $4.75 for your items."

"Sorry sonny, just got caught up in old time", responded Elbert. "So guess you're a Oswald Osbitory fan?" asked the cashier. "No, boy", responded Elbert rather hastily. "Oswald took my job, he's an alright actor and all, but I could have done such a better job. That should be me on that TV guide".

"Sure Sir," Responded the cashier rather complacently. "The total is $4.75".

"Alright, alright, I'm getting it for you." Elbert pulled out a five handed it to the cashier. After getting his change the bag boy held his hand out toward Elbert. "So here’s your groceries, could I trade that for an autograph of an almost famous old man? "

He and the cashier then broke out into laughter. Elbert ripped the groceries from his hands, then grasping the only unbuttoned button, the top one on his coat, he sealed the coat as tightly as possible. With groceries in hand he headed out the door. With laughter still behind him, Elbert mumbled "I was gonna be someone you boys wouldn’t have laughed at. You would have had to stare at me all day on that magazine!"

As he left the grocery store Elbert started walking back the way which he had walked. For a moment he looked toward the cross walk across the busy intersection, but knowing the danger of it, he headed further down a few blocks, the same course he had come.

"I would have been famous" Elbert addressed in a vocal fashion, as if someone was listening. He continued to walk home. He thought back to what had happened. He in fact had peaked the producer’s fancy, and he in turn had offered him a greater role in his next film. Even though Elbert did successfully complete his minor role in that initial film, this larger role in the producers next film never came to fruition. What had happened was his father had grown sick. Receiving a letter of this matter, he headed back east to help his dad, and take care of his mom. When he returned home there in the bayou, his father had already passed away, two days prior. For the next fifteen years, he helped take care of the family homestead, whole souled, helping in the raising of his younger brothers and sisters. He stayed until all the kids were old enough to take care of themselves, even helping two of his brother’s pay for college. True his dream of being an actor was gone, but he had helped his family. They were all gone though. The hurricane of 49' had killed the whole family one Thanksgiving. It was odd to have a hurricane that time of year. Elbert and Eloise didn’t make it to Thanksgiving that year. Instead they sat with Eloise father, in his last living days. There as they watched one life pass away, little did they know that the lives of everyone Elbert had known and loved, the only exception being Eloise, were being ripped away forever. That little town on the bayou Elbert was raised in was basically destroyed.

The cross walk light then turned green, Elbert had been walking all this time, yet he had not considered where he was in his walk back home. He was indeed at the light to cross 60th street. "I've got to get back to feed, Alexia," thought Elbert, "dusk will be here soon".

As Elbert neared his home, he passed the Sinclair Gas Station on the corner of 48th. There he noticed the paper with the headlines, “President to travel through local parade tomorrow”. Well that’s pretty interesting thought Elbert. Reaching in his pocket he pulled out a quarter to pick up a copy of the paper. Placing his quarter in, he listened for the familiar drop and clink of change, and then pulled out the paper. He scanned a few of the words, but thrust it under his arm, planning to continue to read it when he arrived home.

As Elbert climbed the final steps to his house, he fumbled in his pocket looking for the house key. Finding it he reached for the door and unlocked the front door and walked in. Tossing his driving hat on his table, and setting his keys next to the picture he had gazed at on the way out an hour or so ago, Elbert sat in the Large Easy chair and unfurled the paper.

As he started to open the paper, his eyes began to gaze into the distance in front of him, not at the paper. He thought once again of all those years helping his family, all those years of helping Ms. Ellesis. And then the years of how he and his wife would help and do things with the local kids. It was good he had helped those people, it made him feel good. But now, now, all those people were gone out of his life, no one was here to help him, to even know him or remember him, what he had done.

He also thought of that early attempt of trying to make it big as an actor, then his struggle to still make a name for himself through his painting. It was as much as a desire to be famous as an outlet after the horrible tragedy with his family and that hurricane. Thats when he and Elouise moved away, leaving that world behind, starting there life here, in this very house. Leaving the little town in the bayou forever. Elbert left those thoughts, and regained focus on the paper in front of him.

April 06, 2005

Quote Wednesday (And whats ur name?)

"The brother in the back next to my ugly cousin"

-WT conductor Sunday

ALso here is a very cool site:

Just enter your name, it will show how many had ur name per million in each decade. Also shows its rank among names:

Mine:

Jeremy: Peaked at 24th in the 70's now it ranks 103rd.

Dwight: Peaked 152nd in the 50's now its ranked 928th.

Another interesting site tells the meaning of your name and the origin.

Of course my name is an English version of Jeremiah meaning Jah has uplifted.

Check out your name and middle name, and post the results... (oh and if you wanna do some quotes too.

April 05, 2005

Oh my legs...

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So then I said yes....

Yes to running a 10K. How hard could that be? Well I must admit I'm pretty proud of myself actually running for the last 2 weeks or more.... preparing for this day. But wow... my legs are starting to feel it now. And I know for certain now that my fellow runners, Reggie, Kathyrn, Mindy...(go team!) are all in much better shape and ability to run than myself. But I'm pretty proud of doing a 3 mile run/jog so far... and with so much time before the actual 10K.

Now, not really sure how I'll hold up to the new comers... Phillip (although we all know you're a trooper and there is no doubt that you'll finish, (or get frostbite trying) (oh yeah it'll be May), then Tommy, (uh oh, needs new shoes). Javann... hmm early pains a showing... Tre (The Crip... returns to the action).... Sky? (He's said He's ready... but thoughts of Hawaii make me wander), and Ben... well I've just not ran with ya yet man... sorry. Newsome? Its a rumor.

I know the record for this course is 29 minutes. If I can do the run in twice that I'll be incredibly proud of myself.

So anyways, the race is on May 30th, in Huntsville.

You can get more information here... (yes it isn't a flat run... it has some pretty large climbs).

See ya at the start line, then maybe at the finish line, or the side of the road, or maybe the emergency room.

So join us at well... sheer torture... its great for the whole family.

You can register here. If you act before the 15th of this month its only $10.

April 04, 2005

A sign of things to come?

Radiohead has a track that has leaked out... they've actually been playing with an orchestra...

And thanx to the internet you can hear it...

its called

Arpeggi

Things to come? its a deeper more classical (in great depth of comprehnsion...) sound

Find it here.

Its here...

Well... If you haven't done it yet, and your life has been a massive state of confusion since this weekend.... ITS TIME TO SET YOUR CLOCK FORWARD! But I'm quiet happy! This means more light in the evening... which means more hikes n bikes.

Spring is here happiness abounds (except my allergies...)

The talk went well.. in what will be the last meeting in the East/Southeast hall. I must say it is really weird to walk in a hall and all the older sisters go "Oh you are the one who is going to bring down the house..."

I'm just like oh dear these people are expecting a lot?!

My favorite, one older brother who goes... "Well I brought in my hardhat, since you were gonna bring down the house... but they made me put it back in my car"

It went well... and I can honestly say after my talk I've never heard the brothers ask me. "If you would like to take part of the kingdom hall home with you... feel free too. You should! You gave the last talk in this hall."

So now she shall be set ablaze... The hall many here in Huntsville grew up in... soon gone...

But replaced with another fine KH.

April 01, 2005

Take a train...

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I just found that amtrak every week has a sale on certain trips. You save 70%. For instance you could go from Chicago to Oakland,CA for $77.

Incredible! But seats are limited, and schedules are weird. And also its amtrak so the routes are limited.

See the cheap deals here!

See all Amtrak Routes here!

So who wants to take a train ride?

Thoughts on a Friday.

So its friday, and the start of a new month. That means the end of a quiz....

1. milkdud105 (482 points, 3 wins)
2. alias (465 points, 0 wins)
3. Danny(GA) (453 points, 5 wins)
4. Tre (AL) (450 points, 3 wins)
5. Jeremy (AL) (438 points, 0 wins)
6. UNKNOWN (401 points, 1 wins)
7. red headed clown (AL) (383 points, 0 wins)
8. Jerm (AL) (373 points, 3 wins)
9. Kathryn (272 points, 0 wins)
10. Buff (AL) (259 points, 0 wins)

So the controversy continues should people google on this quiz? Trem.... er uh... Those who do it will protest its strategy... those who don't think "Hey anyone can google". I'm tempted to google just to make the point hey anyone can goole... (and I could beat you at your own game...) But once again we don't even know who these people are playing?

OK... enough of that. On another note. I have a talk this Sunday in the East Hall. They announced this week that I'm going to bring the house down! (Of course they are burning down the hall right after my talk... then building a new hall... no really they are).

OK, so join in on the quiz revolution.... revolution? I don't know its early, i'm in search of words.