Misconstrued Thoughts : Yesterday's Misconstrued Thoughts Today

You know there are some people, when you say one name, the other name is always there. So it has always been for Kate and Amber, precariously different, but uniquely alike. Yes, up for anything, well anything off the wall (As long as Amber hasnt hit her daily crash)... that is Kate and Amber. Let me relate some stories... (And there are many many stories (And I've just known them about 1.5 years).

When we first met, we were picking up Jeremy from the airport (not me), not knowing what to do, we ended up at Walmart in a ocntest for who could find the name for evil Grimilin off the old movie, and then get it anounced over the intercome system (victory was ours! After which we painted signs (and our selves) and headed off to the airport ot greet Jeremy... it was at this point I knew these were intersting folks (as I looked at Amber who had a nicely painted mustache and beard on her face). Seems face painting is always involved with them (refrence alien party).

Then there was the time I had the public talk over there. Afterward, after a bit of skill... I ended up witha cake from their house (the word is borrowed, not stole Actually the word is called held for ransome)... and as expected the next morning found a backstabing group of girls pointing fingers as to who ate the cake! The above picture was at the safe return of the cake.

On through time, there have many other interesting moments. Including when I returned home from Stephanies Wedding. I didnt have time to get home till after work, tired I entered the house to find... to find... well this!... and this!... and even more... but as you see the whole house was trashed, and everything moved (In fact I was late for the meeting that night because I couldnt find all my socks).

Well with a grin I took it... and acted as if nothing had happened (I knew this would kill Amber!) Enter the return plan... it was very indepth and could never be completely described here. (thats why this page was made). True we did take half of all there clothes (and half of everything else needed for normal living too), true we did have to climb in through the window... true they were in fear of what was coming next. Hahahaha. But who wouldnt Be.

Kate and Amber fun gals, with a flare for the spontanious! Our lives wouldnt be the same without ya! Add your stories about Kate and Amber, or just Kate, or just Amber, or about Amber and Kate...

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OK... sorry... lets get things goin again

Free (and yeah its always magazines I know)

Free Field and Stream?

Thats not your thing?

How about free SKI Magazine?

Yay Miscontrued givin to the masses!

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Dont be afraid. Write somthin even uncreative!

Look with Marvel at the World

Growing Knowledge always ensured
For the entire world explored

As a child always take note
a reminder it is why this was wrote

Stop and look at the trees
Notice the direction of the bees

Listen to the humming of the bird
Watch the fish and its being lured

Swim below the oceans crest
For it is here you are a guest

Notice the shadow that lay on the ground
Listen to the insect - What is that sound?

To the heavens above you look
How is it man all this forsook?

Never take it all for granted
Instead to the creator/honor demanded

So ask yourself to reflect
Do the little things I detect?

This was inspired by the article on the back of the magazine we are studying right now. A great little article. Read it again. And take note! (then write some creative writing for this Thursday!)

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Ah quoting!

"You've gotta bring Quote Wednesday back this WEEK!"
-Javann Jones

And in case you have no quotes create your own with the above "photo comic".

Dad - "Sometimes I just wish I was the boat, just floating along not doing anything, but floating, and having someone else do the work."

Jeremy - "So Um... How long has it been since you were paddeling?"

OK that can only be improved upon, add your quotes for quote Wednesday, the return!

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I've always had this inate desire to have a TV Show, I have a variety of ideas. (And why do I even have this desire, I dont know, an inward desire to entertain). But a kids show, now that would be perfect! I mean, what better group of people to entertain! Well in the recesses of the african adventure, I came across a short little "kids show" segment.

This program is on making elephant sounds. Enjoy the program. And after you are done work on your giraffe sounds. What sound does a giraffe make? None? Hmm well you may have to do some research to find the answer to that one.

Watch the Program (HiQuality)
Watch the Program (LoQuality)

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Javann has completed the task of becoming the master eater of ribs this weekend. Or Did he?

For the Moans and groans (and focused breathing) of Rex allowed him an impressive second. How is this?

Well at the quaziannual eat all the ribs you can night, Javann came in with a dream, and a day of fasting to back it up. Therefore, with the consumption of 6 racks of ribs he was placed on the throne of rib eating champs. Beating a record "as only Javann could".

However dismissing the logical direction "Swallow your pride not the pig" Rex consumed 5 racks of ribs. It would appear the obvious winner was Javann... However, being the mathematically inclined individual I am, I devised the human to consumption ratio equation to determine the true champion.

Defining the Variables of the Equation

W=Weight
H=Height
PBN=Puberty Biased Number
Under 11=1.5
12-13=1.25
14-18=1
19-20=1.25
Over 21=1.5
R=Number of Ribs Ate

This provides the Equation

HCR=((10R)*PBN)/(W*2H)

Based on this equation the final results provide
Kevin HCR=34
Javann HCR=27
Rex HCR=38

Thus providing the championship to Rex. This equation is continued in accuracy by the results after eating. IE... Kevin didnt eat for 2 days after, Rex didnt move for 2 days after, and Javann didnt eat for 2 hours after.

One other problem from a late competition such is this is the psychological effects. (You're gonna have nightmares when you go to sleep... that is if you can, right Rex?)

Javann related a dream in which I went around killing everyone dressed up like him. When the cops came to arrest him, he attested it couldn’t be him, because he didn’t even like the people that were killed. (Hmm there is a good defense). Meanwhile I some how turn into Michael Jackson, after which Javann and I get into a classic movie bar brawl. After taking care of Michael, Javann sits down for a sandwich, which begins to sing Lincoln Park to him.

And that is the main lesson, do not eat late, large amounts of food.

Speaking of odd dreams had any lately?

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What happens when you cross Do (A deer a female deer) and La (A long long way to run). You get Lo... wait thats not where I had this going. Oh... you get DA. Thats right Its DA Friday. So add your DA stories (Or you could just put what his real name is you think... Dontinio Antonio or Donald Adolf or Daffy Alexeconia. You know whatever you dream up.

But anyways. Ah DA, few people remind me of annoying little kids as does DA! What does that mean? Well believe it or not DA and I go way back, being raised in the same hall. He was this pesky little kid roaming around. But then several years ago I was at a Third Eye Blind concert in Knoxville (My Musical Taste Has Grown With Time). And there on the stage they had all these people who had won a spot to be on stage on these platforms behind the singer... This was 90% girls in hysteria to be there. But there was this one guy who was majorly head banging to the music... I infact pointed him out. "Look at that crazy guy". Deep within me it registered who this was... Daaa How could I forget. (I think I watched him triumphantly catch a drum stick that night too..)

It would be a couple of years later before a notable event took place. It was roughly Midnight on October 2, 2000. It was the night Kid A by radiohead was released. And I was there to be one of the first to get this musical masterpiece. (OK before people are like, how on earth do you remember the date... well its called google... I did a search on the release date). I looked at him and he looked at me as we both thought "Why is he here?". It would be then that we both realized the other had good taste in music!

In fact we got to do a little recording before I left the confines of Knoxville. The Knoxville Blog brought it up this week! If your new to Misconstrued (Post-POM), give it a listen! Ah good times good times... watchin DA sing in a dryer, trying to run cables out the windows from one story to another, random screaming.

But definitly DA is a music man... with great skills in such! And great taste in eclectic music. Check out his reviews and downloadable songs! Highly Recommended!

Anyway add your comments for Darius Anchovie Friday!

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I was watching CNN a bit ago. Seems there has been yet another food eating world record... some ridiculous amount of wings in a certain period. What I didnt know... This is considered a real sport! Eating food. These people train for this. And there are heros in the sport.

Cookie Jarvis is felt by many to be the world champion at eating food. (See Him Eat).

But he's getting beat at his own game. The competition is growing (as are the champions). And some of the latest winners are actually very very small people. (you should have seen this oriental gal chowing down the wings... I thought I was gonna gag).

"The time you spend chewing takes you right out of the game, Chewing is bad in competitive eating."

-Jarvis

So keep that in mind.

For we have our own lil competitions sometimes... ya know.

Who can eat the most wings. (Kevin is the champ).

Can you eat 8 saltine crackers in under a minute... we had to up the challenge for Javann.

And how many lemons can you eat in 2 minutes. I hold the record at 21. And i'll never do that again.

(But remember this is a dangerous sport as described by the international organization!)

Yes odd what makes the news... and inspiring too, anyone can be in the news... even you. All it takes is a little twist and alot of psycotic devotion.

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Personality Test have always amused me. Not only does it given you a second to see an analysis of who you are, but even more interesting to see an analysis of how other people think (the hard part). Earlier this week some of my friends and I sat down and did the Myers-Brigg Personality Test. This test is highly respected, I have had to take it when applying for jobs, and when holding teaching positions. People want to know how and why you think.

So How do you? Well I have below a link to take the Myers Briggs Test. This one seems to be pretty accurate. Remember try not to be in the middle of the road unless absolutely you have to... Make sure to create a clear picture of who you are.

After you are done, post your results in the comment section.

Below are my results. I had previously ended up an ESFJ (The Provider) which Javann and Reggie said describes me well. The interesting thing is this says I am an ENTP (The Inventor) (Basically the the opposite of the above... not by description just by letters). (and notice the use of the word Engineer over and over again in the comments). So I figure Hey that means I'm an extroverted well rounded person. (And Man... I used to be an introvert! Extrovert by choice!... so I’ve been allover the board.)
But really Provider/Inventor does describe me. (I interact with others as a provider and create like an inventor... and that’s why I get lots of people to share in odd ideas... think back to Scavenger HuntSville).

ENTP - "Inventor". Enthusiastic interest in everything and always sensitive to possibilities. Non-conformist and innovative. 3.2% of the total population.

Take Free Myers-Briggs Personality Test

Remember copy and paste the results! (HTML code and the % of each type)

(It will take about 5-10 minutes)

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I have a long list of books I plan to write one day. (Will this really happen?... Who knows.) One thing is for sure, the content and knowledge needed for these books grows every day. One of these Books All the Stuff Everyone Knows But Never Talks About grew in its content this weekend.

So what is it we all know but never talk about really? Well smells. In all its variety of forms smells (often, not always) are not discussed except with a small circle of friends. Specifically people smells. Now of course this instantly brings to mind bad smells. But this is not always true. We all have a distinctive smell. One which reminds people that you are around. I have a smell you have a smell. Some people have a more distinctive smell... It may be from the soap they use/the detergent they use/an air odorizer in the house/pets at home/always used perfume/and then on top of all that you get well... them. Their smell. These combinations create a smell which can be described only by well... there last name. Thats the smell of Brazelton, Cox, Myers. And in special cases, thats the smell of (Enter First Name here). True this is not as distinctive and known for all people. So is your name associated with a smell? Ask your closest friends... they know... But they'll never really talk about it unless you ask.

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While in Hawaii We had the Privilage of enjoying two international Conventions. I've created a seperate site so that people can enjoy and share stories and pictures from these conventions! I hope this is encouraging to all! If you attended a convention, and want to add to the list of places... just email me!

Go to the International Convention Website!

Or you can visit later by typing the URL

www.internationalconvention.tk

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Its Jon Friday.. or is it Eli Friday... Its all the same.

Some people inspire me to create/invent/think abstractly. It is that fellow drive to create/invent/think abstractly (and the appreciation for fellow abstract views) that when combined can create a dynamic duo. A ever present power to think of and do what has not been done before. When I think of those who do that there are many. But my friends who will dress up like a superhero and be fine running around the neighborhood…. Those are the ones that fit the Bill. Are we talking Bill?...No But Bills son Jon.

Jon is one creative/hilarious person! Don’t let his mild mannered quiet, somewhat monotone demeanor confuse you. In fact he uses it highly in his favor to create a rich world of humorous strangely true insight.

Jon and I go back about 5 years. And in those years much has been enjoyed… I mean with whom else have I
-Create a music festival that drew international attention (and also raise money for Cerebral Palsy

-Decide to create a geocache 2 hours back in a storm drain (people have actually gone and looked for this too!)

-Have a flour fight

-Create revenge on friends who brought destruction to my home (and do it in a most ingenious way) (and with an evil laugh....)

-Create a return for Operation Nap and execute it flawlessly

-Edit video for hours on end just to state they are bored and from 8PM to 11PM go eat at 24 different restraints. (That’s right in one night)

(Those stories you haven’t heard above b4… well I’m sure they’ll find there way here sooner or later)

And on top of all these things have a growing list of other things to do… (We still haven’t drove that car into the ocean…) But yes that drive to invent/create/ to boldly go where no man has gone before. Jon He’s cool…

OH, and he’s a good musician too. In fact its kind of cool… I get referred to in his musical History. (I am Kaizen btw…) So check out some of Jons music… give it a review… and vote him as one cool artist… and one cool person!

Add your stories about Jon today… or tomorrow.. or next week… and if you can figure out how to do it last week… that’ll work too.

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OK creative writing will transform for a while to what do you think... a reflection on whats in the news, or interesting facts or something of that sort...

So Yesterday It was announced a grand new plan for NASA. Man will return to the moon by 2015, living there by 2020, robots probing the surface by 2008. It sounds great and all. But there are a whole lot of shaking that is gonna have to go on. Right now NASA budget is roughly 16 Billion Dollars. (While you hold your chest and gasp... well this is only 1/2 of 1% of the US Budget... (The Deparment of Defense obtains over 400 Billion Every year!)). It has been stated that the Shuttle will keep flying to complete the Space Station by 2010. The Station and Shuttle use about 6 Billion a year of the budget.

So now to hit on what is impossible....

-11 Billion is to be redirected in NASA... this means that many many projects will come to an end. These are probably projects people have spent there life on cut to an end.

-1 Billion is to be added to NASA budget in 5 years. OK the average cheap worker cost 100,000. At 2 Milllion a year with 10 centers, this turns out to be 20 new people at each (Basically to see if this can be done (on paper))

-A new ship is to fly to the station and to the moon... this doesnt make sense. This is two differnt jobs to be done... Usually a do everything tool is never good as the real deal.

Anyways... just a few thoughts. I rambled to much.... but now off to do real work that is at hand.

Feel free to share your thoughts.... a new differnt kind of creative writing.

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Change Your Own Oil! And do it for free (OK you'll have to buy a filter... but how about free oil!) Thats right! Misconstrued Helping you with regular maintenance on your car. \

OK, also alot of you now have gone into digital photography... (a great little world) So as you know we highly support Photography. (You can always go to our photoblog to see new pictures). But how about 24 free prints, with free shipping? Don't know of the quality, but its free!

And Since We're talking free... How about PC Magazine for Free?

Misconstrued Because:

"Thre is nothing better than free... Well money back maybe... oh and Kinder Surprises... oh and bouncy balls... Well if they are all free... well money back maybe... um..."

-Jeremy
(and you can quote me on that)

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I have always had the interest of making a random persons day "a little more surrealistic"... I guess that describes some of my drive. (Strange as it may be). The other day I was reading a news magazine and ran across what is called Flash Mobs. They are called theatrical acts, of many random people doing something very random at a random point for a small period of time.

Example

San Diego had a documented flash-mob scene last year when several dozen people descended on the Fashion Valley mall to ride up and down the escalators singing "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."

But I say this is nothing new.... to a degree we have been "flash mobbing" for years on the above premise... simply making peoples life more surrealistic.... and actually is not bounded by the same definitions.

The above picture represents one such surrealistic experience we gave some people. We were headed to a hockey game, when Kevin’s wife Amber said she didn’t want her wallet any more. Well quickly thinking... we decided to put the above picture in the wallet with a note which said, if you found this and was going to return it... thank you... If not... well...hahahhahaha. OK, picture and note in place we arrive at the hockey game... as the zamboni rolled up and down the rink (which i've never seen the excitement others find in this)... we carefully planted the wallet in a somewhat crowded obvious place. In a matter of minutes, we had our first catch... two kids who quickly picked it up... suspiciously looked around and then ran for the bathroom... it was a matter of a few seconds they come out in disgust... throwing the wallet in the trash can. Now that’s classic... that’s performing arts... that’s a real half time show!

So today’s thought make others life a little more surrealistic, they'll thank you for it or at least laugh, or look at you confused.

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A few weeks ago we were riding along in the car, Darcie was studying her psychology. Seems according to psychologist there are only around 9 basic emotions. It proceeded to tell how to show each of these. Darcie read how to show each emotion, and then I practiced. See if you can match the above pictures with the following emotions.

Disgust
Joy
Interest
Anger
surprise
Sadness
Fear

However, as I reflected on these descriptions, I realized I have other faces... but what are these emotions? I'm not sure... Let me know what you think the following 3 faces mean. I'm not sure... but I'm sure I probably use them. Thanks for the help!

Oh yeah read the extended entry to see a description of how to show each emotion... I cant even do sadness right (No ability to raise brows inner corners).

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joy-mouth forming smile cheeks lifted twinkle in eye

anger- brows drawn together and downward eyes fixed mouth squarish

interest – brows raised or knitted mouth softly rounded lips may pursed

disgust – nose wrinkled upper lip raised tongue pushed outward

surprise – brows raised eyes widened mouth rounded in oval shape

sadness – brows inner corners raised mouth corners drawn down

fear – brows level drawn in and up eye lids lifted mouth corners retracted

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Rolling Stone for a year for free! Man arent you glad life is misconstrued!

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Well as they say no news is good news. But not necessarily. Good news last night as Reggie was appointed a servant. Good News (Hey you want to do the #1 next week? j/k) Anyway... Its Reggie Friday. So add your comments and stories about Reggie.

Anyways Reggie is my good Bro... (technically cousin since I have been adopted by the Brazeltons (You know we need to have a free family portrait made...hmm all the Brazeltons that would be impossible). When I first moved to Huntsville he was the first to extend his friendship, and I greatly appreciate that. (The only one to know who Bjork and Radiohead were and even think of going to see a free show by Cowboy Mouth) He's a super nice guy who's always there willing to help. Well... wait hold on... for the most part. It also brings back to mind another person... (AMARI!) That is right the imaginary girl that Reggie invented to stalk me... to hunt me down and bitter my soul. He included people from different states, and pulled in even my own family in an attempt to bring humiliation. (Which I must admit it was done pretty good). Vengeance still remains undone for this act! Anyway if you dont remember the story... You can read the Extended Entry Section...

Oh and Reggie is a most excellent cook and Actor! In the little films we have shot no one reaches the caliber of Reggie. So anyways thanks Reggie for being a friend (and remember the Equivalent to Operation "Smack the Big Tall Black Guy Upside the Head" is coming) ;0)

The old story (a news article from the classic POM)

News Flash: “Operation Nap” Brought to an awakening end

This just in………..
An attempt to overthrow Jeremy Myers’ reign of “practical jokes” was thrown awry late Thursday night. The plan, placed under code name “Operation Nap” was created by the unmasterful minds of Javann Jones & Reginald Brazelton. It was an attempt to create a fake girl who would basically stalk Mr. Myers. According to Mr. Jones, the reason for the whole plan was in retaliation to games such as Mr. Macintosh, Pinchy Pinchy, Name that Food, & Booga Booga Boo. Mr. Myers rebutted that these are games played around the United States by Witnesses everywhere; they have no shape or form of being a practical joke. He then continued by speaking of new games “Hug the Potholder and Pirate Pete” which he planned to use in his continual destruction of the Huntsville group.

“All I do is introduce my “friends” to these games, if they are to continue as witnesses, they will be introduced to these games somewhere, be it at Bethel or in some other congregation”. Myers was himself introduced to all of these games through his own misfortune over the past few years. His attempts are simply to “save my friends from future humiliation at the hands of people they don’t even know”.

It appears that Operation Nap was questioned as phony from the very beginning. “They picked a congregation that I used to attend for the home of this girl “Amari.” The very first night I used another source”, reported to be Jared Flint, “ to weed out the truthfulness of the “Real Annoying Psychotic Girl Plan.” The former being the name Myers had given Operation Nap. “This girl didn’t even know people in her own hall, she had to be either fake, or disfellowshipped. I’ve met a few psychotic girls over the years and have grown to recognize them rather quickly. It appears those behind “Real Annoying Psychotic Girl Plan” had not studied what they were trying to mimic well enough. However, I must admit the fact that they used cross regional technology to have many individuals speak of knowing this girl was quiet ingenious”.

This in fact was the second such attack on Mr. Myers in the last 6 months. It appears that Mr. Myers’ own creation “Picture of the Moment” has been used more than once against him. “Picture of the Moment has created a large vulnerability to me. I have opened myself to open attacks by openly making available to others a list of a large group of people that really know me. I guess as the list grows you learn there are some you can not trust.” Myers is reconsidering the inclusion of some individuals into his mass email list and has implemented new technology to prevent future attacks. However, he stated he plans to continue his entertainment of the masses.

When asked if retaliation is planned, Mr. Myers refused to answer. However, word has been gathered of a front breaking game to be entitled “Smack the Big Tall Black Guy Upside the Head” (Don’t worry Lance this isn’t about you). To keep up to date about this humiliating game and any other breaking news on the War against “practical jokes” stay tuned here to PAR (Pathetic Attempts at Retaliation) News.

-PAR News
Good News, always up to par

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Add your creative Writing, or send a message to other life forms! (Well if they exist). Anyway the following message (poem) will be sent up by spacecraft to the Comet Temple 1 on December 2004 on an actual NASA mission. The following words will be included on a data CD attached to the spacecraft. Add your own words for other beings on this Creative writing Thursday.

Message from A Broken Planet

To all Life Forms We Think the Least
We come to you in human peace

Our hands outreached for you to shake
While our other caressed your wallet takes

We will help with whatever you need
Did We relate our persistent greed?

Yet some humans fear you'll be lured
But it is our voice that is never heard

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"Because Oranges have so much more to do with Chrismas than Robots do"

"It makes sense... Oranges are orange like the sun... and Jesus is the Son of God"

-Tommy/Sister Mulkey

A strange quote from the middle of an odd conversation. But most are Aye?

Add your quotes! And may they be Misconstrued... or not!

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Ever wanted to travel to space? Today Misconstrued Thoughts entered the ranks of the long list of those who are on there way to space. The Purpose of this mission is to have a spacecraft impact with Comet Temple 1. The crater created will allow research to be performed, therefore determining much about the comets history and more understanding on the makeup of the university.

Do you want to fly on the mission? Well you can! Misconstrued Thoughts will be there. Simply go to this site, and enter your name, which will be included on the spacecraft. True it ends in a crash landing... but hey it will be your first mission, we'll forgive you. (ah your tax dollars at work! (or not, if you are from a different country (or unemployed))

Also, if you ever get that feeling that your high and mighty. Here is a site to kick you back into reality. Never forget how small you are but how big you can be for those around you. **AND HOW AMAZING CREATION IS** Its stuff like this that helps put things in perspective. Watch this.... then walk away from the computer and go outside and lookup (and think)

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Mention has been made of the world record/near record we set in Hawaii. Now you get to see it! The goal was to get in and out of the house for the meeting in under 10 minutes. Would it happen? It seemed impossible. 5 guyz had to shower/shave (ok some opted not for this portion) dress/find meeting books in under 10 minutes. We had a game plan before we arrived and was ready. True it took 12 minutes. But still pretty amazing. The sad part. Well there was no meeting. Just watch the little film and be amazed.

Watch it High quality (3 MB)

Watch it Low quality (.4 MB)

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How about some free PC Magazine? Check it out... maybe it'll work. I always recomend a bogus email address.

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Hey thought you might be interested in a free subscription to Digital Home. Pick a profesion that makes sense with them wanting you to read this magazine.
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Enjoy

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OK in this weeks episode of meet someone you may or may not know, you get (once again... a two for one special).

Why? Well for the shear fact that they sent a video to me featuring the two of them. And It was Misconstrued worthy so you will find it in the Video Section of the site. Watch their film its short and top notch!

But anyways... Nick and Jake Friday gives you the chance to relate stories about the boys.

And anyone who knows them knows one thing when their names pop up. GIRLS! You could be at some random convention in say... er... Kentucky... or some random party in Alabama... and who are you gonna see? Nick and Jake... yep in there quest to meet a few ladies. And they have an incredible ability to go up to anyone and just start talking to them as if they have always known you. (Does it scare some... I’m pretty sure yes... But it is a talent none the less...)

So to you my friends who call me Mr. NASA, I dedicate this day to you. Dont forget watch the film... and add your stories.

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You've probably not wrote anything this year... get on it!

Yesterday I woke up Last Year

Yesterday I woke up last year.
Thinking It was today,
yet I look back that’s tomorrow
That’s when I thought that way

Today I woke up it was next year
But thinking again it wasn’t
For next year will never be today

Yesterday I said things will be better next year
But then I decided to be more positive
So Tomorrow is when I said it shall be

But Yesterday or Next Year will never come
For Today and This Year are always present

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