Misconstrued Thoughts : Yesterday's Misconstrued Thoughts Today

Eh? Its Dave! ...meeting people new by misconstrued... ... add your stories about Dave!...

Comin to ya out of the West Coast (of Canada). Since Amber Wanted Dave Friday (Even though she doesnt know Dave... well here it is!

Dave (Despite the fact he supports Dairy Queen, is a cool guy!) (Ugh brings back memories of Durian Ice Cream... nooooooooooooo)

True when we visited Briitish Columbia, it was his american/candian hospitality (He has dual citizinship) which made our stay in Vancouver fun! (Plus I knew he was cool, since he had a Braid Album in his Car!)

No one would speak to us, but then there was Dave, next thing I know We are goin in Service with him, he's takin us to get clothes (we were out)... and then off for some street performances in Vancouver.

But when you meet Dave be prepared... Comparing his word rate to mine.... he could in general fit in 5-6 words for my one.... Man that boy can talk quick! (Guess thats why he works for Fedex).

And I've only ever been around him one day (I just know all this cuz he spoke so quick!... oh then there was that extra drive when he ran outta gas... )

So thats Dave!... add your stories about Dave, its Dave day... (and if you've been confused till this point... no this isnt the Wendy's Guy)

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Add your creative Writing for this Thursday!

The Window Into Your World

Today I stopped by to say hello
But No one answered the door that I know

I looked into the window from outside
Even opening it carefully I tried

But closed and locked so I toiled
The Window -Locked- into your world

I tapped to see if you would come
But instead I watched the shade come undone

Regretfully -I turned away
Oh well I guess its not the right day

I walked toward the road to leave
But heard the door open, heard you breathe

As I returned you greeted me friendly
I returned with a smile quiet kindly

Who wants to see the Window into your head?
When I'm invited inside instead?

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'I can't believe that people are taking me seriously'

-Thome York talking about Radioheads music.

It is funny when things like that become true... Refrence Safety Bear

Add your quotes for this Week!

Finally I have good audio and video... here is a sample of what is to come

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Flashback... I was showing my grandmother some pictuers this past weekend. She responded to this one, what are these people doing? Obviously putting mud on themselves.. Why? Who are they? Ah the greatness of mud! It prevents proper idintification of yourself. Oh and this is those don't listen to the frog people even more.

But yes this was my last true experience in TN before I moved to Bama. Just a little mud makes any day more interesting.

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Well its the end ...somethin like a Wednesday... here at misconstruedthoughts.

And as you see in the poll results we have a winner. Awards go to the following

Best Film - Don't Listen to the Frogs
Most Canadian Film - I'm afraid of Americans
Best Acting - Reggie
Best Score - Javann/Jon
Best Makeup Artist - Amber
Team Spirit - New York Video
Most Likely to Remain on Misconstruedthoughts - Lonely Man

Thanks for everyones efforts... hope all had a good time. Keep those creative minds a rollin.

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Well after a week of enjoyment... its now back to work tomorrow...yay!

Ah but the fun that was to be had...

Hitchhiking after getting lost mountain biking ... great times!
Flipping over in the river, on a cold October Day ... great times!
Swing Dancing for my cousin at his wedding ... great times!
Swing Dancing with my Mom and my Aunt ... great times!

But now its over... back to the real world ... the rocket world.

Oh My weddingpicture site has been updated with new pictures as well

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Well... as I continue this new Friday event of Meet Someone you may not know, or relate experiences you do know...

We meet Chad.

Chad is From Knoxville. I personally just met him a few months ago. But this picture of Chad inspired me to create Chad Friday. Chad is an interesting Chap. One of the first things I learned when I met him is his aspirations to be a movie producer. Travel to Canada's West Coast to go to Film School.... And then produce his film about an old guy as he relates his story. I don't know that I remember the whole plot of the Film, but I do know that Aliens are involved somehow...

So keep up the good work Chad, and keep on laughin!

Add your Chad Stories... if you have any ... and Chad feel free to defend yourself.

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Hey.... Go ahead and add your creative writing... Thursday was delayed by technical difficulties...

Focus! Focus?

There are many things to enjoy in this world
For many people it’s a priority
But is it worth all that they have toiled
Shouldn’t you listen to the highest authority.

Oh man…did I remember to unplug the Iron?

Balance is the Key to everything
To our God Honor and Praise it can bring.

Man, I’m getting hungry…
Wonder where we’ll eat lunch…

Galatians 6:8 Says You Reap What you sow

I have so many things I need to do
Oh seems like my time is so few
Oh wait what scripture was it that time
Galatians 5:9?

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Well today I joined Darcie in the Voyage to the University of Tennessee... Ah the memories... Ah thank goodness I am done. But one extrordinary thing has changed... and that being the fact that UTK is the most wirelessly wired School in the world!

As I type I sit outside on a cool Autumn day here in East Tennessee. But what is most amazing...I was able to upload the canadians 10MB Video in under 2 Minutes ... while sitting outside! (Oh you poor dialup people).

Anyway... all videos are now here, so official voting begins now... and will close Wednesday of next week. So vote for your favorite Misconstrued Video.

(Note: All Creators are Responsible for their own content)

Vote Now

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Yes, living on a farm is not a bad thing... there always is a little extra work to share in... But I think its good for you... getting out seeing the world you live in... this is what makes common sense certainly that... a common part of life!

When the day comes I have children... most certainly I hope for them the opportunity to learn the skills of life that only a farm can teach you. To appreciate the intricacies of nature, and the benefit of a hard days work.

Then of course you can always head to the house and work on your dads computer!

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Ah a special week at misconstruedthoughts a trip back home. A long trip back home.... enjoy the sights and sounds of east Tennessee again. We enjoyed a little mountain biking / hitchhiking yesterday .... all in good fun bringing back many memories to ol Kevin n I.

Tonight it was pickin up the walnuts in the fields ... gettin ready for those sweet potatoe caseroles n such... Ah good times. Everyone should get the experience of farm living at least once .... and in eternity I'm sure all of you shall.... so i'll see you under the walnut tree in eternity...

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Wow what a day...

1300 shots in 12 hours. Man my finger is tired... well all of me. But Darcie was a great assistant... we compleed the task with flying colors.... the only things asked more than "are you a profesional photographer?" was ... "is your assistant your wife?" but anyway...

we are well on our way... We are open for business...
if you know anyone interested in a photgrapher let us know...

www.weddingpictures.tk

Oh well I'm off to bed...

Enjoy some more pictures

Rebecca and Jason

Rebbecca and Rachel

Walking Away

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Well Tuesday I posted a picture from hiking... and a complaint came in from Priya that only her arm showed up. So I have corrected this problem with Meet someone Friday. This Friday Meet Priya. Hi Priya. Why are you here today? Oh yeah... we've been through that. So priya I'll leave it up to you to tell any amusing stories about yourself.

I'll go ahead and relate one I always think of ... I had just moved to Huntsville, I had differnt ones over for dinner... something funny was said... Priya was amused for she showered her mom with what she was drinking when she started laughing.

Oh and she likes radiohead

And some quotes

"The Worst Part of going to Tennessee was listening to Radiohead"

"He must be German"

-Priya

Add your great stories...

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Blender is a Music Magazine... with stupid reviews and opinions. (They said Toad the wet Sprocket and Primus was one of the 50 worst bands of all time) But despite that it is an OK magazine... true some articles are definitly not worth reading and you have skip over stuff... but if nothing else you can read the CD reviews and see what is coming out....

Get it for free

Disclaimer: Its a music magazine... so read with discretion.

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Add your creative writing for today..

Not enough words in a day

eight things left to say
seven things left to say
six things left to say
five things left to say
We have so much to accomplish every day
But rarely tell the things we meant to say

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Add your quote...
Today is to come the greatly anticipated Canada Video... If FedEx does as it claims...

So how about some quotes on Canada?

Americans are benevolently ignorant about Canada, while Canadians are malevolently well informed about the United States.
-J. Bartlett Brebner

"I don't even know what street Canada is on."
- Al Capone

Add your quotes for the day...

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A hike in the woods proved as always a theory I have... You can not get lost in the woods of Alabama. (Actually anywhere in Alabama). To get lost requires huge tracts of land...

And those are only found in england...

King of Swamp Castle: We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the land we can get.
Prince Herbert: But I don't like her.
King of Swamp Castle: Don't like her? What's wrong with her? She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.

So remember... the woods are your friend... they are user friendly... and for true lostness and chancess of attack by wild animals.... visit Alaska (or england).

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Canada has finished their video and its in the mail...
should be posted by the end of the week...
after posting official voting in the 2003 Misconstrued Video Comp will begin...

"I'm afraid of Americans..."
excellent!

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Well with not much more to talk about today...
we'll give you an elbow update...

Today's local elbow forcast... a decrease in swelling
with mostly blue and black coming in late

This concludes todays elbow forcast...
but while you're here... listen to some elbow! its great EMO to rest the soul...

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Hey where was everyone today? Football was great fun...

well i'm off to the hospital now...

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Be there or don't be there...

But 2:30 Saturday... same place as always...

Don't forget your pencil sharpeners...

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Add the facts you've learned this week!

Well after years of being a Green Society... The united states have grasped the use of color in their money...

Yesterday the New 20 dollar bill was released. True there are no poems of hockey, no animals, not as many colors... but its coming... for they will have to change the bill at least every 7 years in the future.

While we're in Washington, how about some Library of Congress facts!

The smallest book in the Library of Congress is Old King Cole. It is 1/25" x 1/25", or about the size of the period at the end of this sentence. The pages can only be turned with the use of a needle.

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Don’t forget to write your own creative writing for this Thursday (You had a week off you should be full of ideas!)

All I Had Hoped - No Surprises

Turning Shaking I wish I was
Thrilling at the Subterranean Feel
Just enjoying Spastic Moving

Acting like the kid A person is inside
So many people packet like no acting to occur

I might be wrong to say so many things
For many would say it’s like an airbag
Why Am I so Paranoid?

Now its over
-A Let Down?
No
-Fitter & Happier!
What a Nice Dream

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Dont Tell the Frogs has Arrived...
And I must say it does have funny moments!

Canada will be coming next week... then we can start voting!

And if anyone still wants to submit... this is the last weekend...
We still need a Bethel representitive!
How bout Texas, North Dakota, Indiana, Florida, South Carolina, Virginia.... what else are ya gonna do this weekend...

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"Dont Let that slow you down"
-Jeremy

(Funny how others may quote you ... and you dont even remeber saying it...) Why don't you add quotes of people we know today...

"Oh this young Generation"

-Willey

So to give just a taste of what the show was like... here is a video of the first few minutes of exit music for a film. There will be more video in time. But all I can still say is amazing!

Also if you never heard it a classical pianist redid alot of OK Computer, take a listen to ... Classical Radiohead

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What is to be said except truly amazing.... This was the second time I had seen radiohead this year, and I must say that this show outshined the Failed day Performance in New York City. It was very cool to see Thome and know he was more than an enigmatic ant twitching on a matchbox stage. A radiohead show is nothing more than well a dance fest ... at least in our general vicinity. Twitching turning crawling, hands floating through the air... it about seeing felling and experiencing the music. The music is moving on CD, but live it doesn't just move you, it grabs hold of you and throws you into spastic Thome like convulsions... In the end leaving you refreshed.

So many wonderful songs at the show, some amazingly calm (sail to the moon) others incredible energy (national anthem). (See The Setlist) And here in the south we showed them what southern hospitality and excitement is about, as we almost tore down the amphitheater, creating a continuous echoing racquet beating on chairs and screaming, to get the group to return, and continued to show our appreciation.

We couldn't help but jump in glee screaming skipping upon leaving... sharing with others our Radiohigh!

All was good until the drive home where the Morning Bells (it was 1AM) turned to Sirens.... "Is this some kind of college competiion to see how many people you can get in a car?" My question ... does it really take 3 cops to check on someone going over the speedlimit ... (and I knew it was a speed trap too!... STUPID! .... Little towns with their little traps...)

All I can say is....

"Release me
Release me
Yeah..
Release me
Release me"

But I dont worry dear Sir... for I have listened to Radiohead and I will listen to what they tell me...

"Hey man, slow down
Slow down
Idiot, slow down
Slow down"

-OK Computer The Tourist

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Ah what can I say ... the wonderousness of music. Friday brought the great enjoyment of music. Of course music on the street first. Above you see my friends who can always be found on Broadway in Nashville playing their drums... (buckets)... bringing a breath of fresh air to a street filled with the disturbing sounds of honkey tonks and country star wannabees. Yes the best act in Nashville. Well except for friday.

Guster graced the city of Nashville. Its always rare (yet relieving) when a true act comes to Nashville. The played for an hour half set... with stobes guitars, a cameo by Nickel Creek... But best of all it was watching a guy play a full set of drums, bongos, cymbals... all with his hands.... he had em taped up with duct tape so as to persavere...

I had plans of bringing the camera with me so you could enjoy the show... but got the proverbial "change battery pack" warning 1 minute into the trip... DOH...

I'll try to do better tonight at Radiohead.

But for now enjoy tommy's rendention of Guster ... (Note they sound alot better than this, but have the same pasion live!).

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So our video enteries are rolling in! Enjoy the show. You can get to there by the link on the sidebar. Or simply go to

www.videocontest.tk

One thing is for sure it seems all teams had a good time. And also that alot of people didnt get enough sleep last night. I was getting emails at 1:30 in the morning. (I was in bed). But the entertainment level was excellent. Oh and from 9:30PM to 6AM the site had 75 hits... No where like the failed day site... but for that late at night... obviously to quote the Kinks we did "Give the People What they Want".

OK but it still fact Friday.

Today's Fact

NASA Is 45 years old today. So back to work for me to make it 46.

Add your facts and enjoy the films.

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Well the site is up

www.videocontest.tk

go

watch

be amused

laugh

enjoy

vote

add comments

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Today marks the release of the films for the Misconstrueed Film Competition. In Lieu of the anticipation, I have foregone Creative Writing Thursday... hey when people make films they call it writing ... correct (true we wrote nothing down... but we did have a great scripty...)

Tonight at 9:30 CST. Will be the release of Both Misconstrued Production Films

Jeremy Springer (23 min)

Lonely Man Dinner (7 min)

Some of the best work to date, including:

fire
men in tights
people with painted faces
sock puppets
girl fights
desperate guys

Its all here, all you had ever wanted. The competition in NY (Long Island)...(still need to post our Long Island Song) should have their available tonight to... we will obtain a link...

Entries from Canada and Tennessee are on their way and will probably be posted early next week.

See you tonight for the public debut.... you'll laugh, you'll cry, and maybe... just maybe milk will come out your nose

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You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.

-Albert Einstein

God runs electromagnetics by wave theory on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, and the Devil runs them by quantum theory on Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday.
Sir William Bragg (1862 - 1942)

(Now thats funny stuff!)

Its quote Wednesday... so add your quotes. Also this week I realized that I don't really give everyone a true feel of hearing from me on this webpage. Through typing you lose so much namely accents. So for your help I have created a link from the dialectizer, so that you can read this like I was really there (click here for southern update).

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