The Nastiest Beer On This Planet!
Well Last week I was in Denver for work. As Usual when I travel I try to find what is unique to the local. Well as I heard that Flying Dog Beer was made in Denver I thought, why not... it is the worst beer I've ever had. Maybe I just had a bad experience....
....flash back to bad experience....
I was at Luppies Pizza in Chatanooga (great pizza!) Anyways, I treated my good friend Jon to a Brewski... a Flying Dog Brew... why not it had a cool bottle (my usual down fall). Well lets say we both took a drink and decided it not fit to drink. Outside the store was a homeless man. We figured we'd treat him to a brewski. He eagerly accepted.. even coming in the store to thank us again. Well as we watched out the window, he took one drink, had a gagging look... and took the beer and threw it in the paper box. WOW! Thats bad beer,
... Beer So Bad A Homeless Man Wouldnt Drink It.
(That kinda has a good ring for a slogan)
Anyways....back to the Denver story.
... So off I go to the Flying Dog Brewary and Restaurtn. They make all the beer for the country there in the ghetto of Denver. After properly locking the car, so that it wouldn't be gone later, we headed in. I had the sampler. I figured well this will help me see what is ok.
Well it was a good size sampler, and honestly I gave a good portion away... Why? Because flying dog beer is Beer So Bad A Homeless Man Wouldnt Drink It. Yet despite not liking anything they had (OK their Gonzo beer may be ok... though its the least favorite of most people)... I met a new milestone. The Worse BEER EVER
I had the Double Dog, well I tried somoenes. If you were to cross ear wax with beer and general scum out of a bathroom I think you could make your own Double Dog Beer!
YES its that bad. So there ya have it my run down on Flying Dog Beer. I'd say skip it.... (especially if you're not old enought.. truly you're not missing anything... I would have a coke anyday (and I don't even like coke)
On one final note I did have their Barly Wine.. and that my friends is very different.. I never could decide if I liked it or hated it... the key is... I couldn't decide which puts it way above any of their other products.
But it only gets better... next week we'll tell you about the nastiest thing we've ever ate! And yes we were in the Rocky Mountains.