Misconstrued Thoughts : Yesterday's Misconstrued Thoughts Today

"Didn't your mother ever teach you to wash your hands" - Bro. Miller telling a little boy who was about to walk out of the bathroom at the district convention.

"No, but she taught me never to pee on my hands" - little boy walking out of the bathroom.

"man going on a flight with 3 kids would be expensive... and driving to texas would be a long trip with little kids..."
- Me, talking about my boss driving to a funeral with his family

"well you could sedate them"
- guy at work with no kids

"I Wanna Be Sedated"

Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-oh I wanna be sedated
Just get me to the airport put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go....
Just put me in a wheelchair and put me on a plane
Hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers I can't control my brain
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go I wanna be sedated
Nothin' to do and no where to go-o-o I wanna be sedated
Just put me in a wheelchair get me to the show
Hurry hurry hurry before I go loco
I can't control my fingers I can't control my toes
Oh no no no no no
Twenty-twenty-twenty four hours to go...
Just put me in a wheelchair...
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated
Ba-ba-bamp-ba ba-ba-ba-bamp-ba I wanna be sedated

-The Ramones.. guess their parents made sure they weren't pains.. eh?

"You didn't lose an arm did you!? Cause that would make me sad." My cousin Zachary,to my mom, after my parents wrecked their van.

I wonder if they just watched a lot of the A-team shows where Mr. T did not like airplanes, fool!

they always had to sedate him, my favoriate character was murdoch the crazy pilot, who apparently went through time to work on the USS Enterprise on Startreck the next generation, he changed his name to Gnarls Barkley to avoid people recognizing him.

"Go faster, do donughts"
- Noel
"I can't This is a residential area"
- Brent

"So?!?"
- Noel

"I would hate to be on the road when you are starting to drive, you will get into lots of wrecks"
-Brent

"It does not matter because I am the last child and my dad will not have to pay for anymore college"
-Noel (this is a 9 year old, nadin was a nanny for them, who is the youngest of 4 girls... she was joking)

As my last comment on the issue at hand, I would like to expel a few misconceptions about my supposed lack of forthrightness. As we all know, the accusation against me is that I cheat on the Misconstrued Trivia because I sometimes guess. This is both ludicrous and absurd. Would anything a pure genius like Jeremy propagates be subject to subterfuge? I think not! The man is carefully working on the ramifications quantum foam has on the non-linear universe – would he not foresee the inevitable, in that someone would attempt to circumvent the system? Yet again, I think not! Nay, the system is fool proof (as we can see by the fact that Mark, the evil naysayer from which such atrocious lies have sprung like a youthful gazelle leaping from the jowls of a lion, cannot achieve first place)! And yet, Mark, who is self-described as knowing nothing, attempts to demonize those who beat him out?! (Interrobang!) What is this? Have we reverted to childishness again, Mark? Although having the stature of a kindergartner, I never believed you would act like one. But, a question for you: Are those better than you always cheaters? Can nobody be better than you? Can you not be outdone? We are, after all, talking of a "man" who wholeheartedly believes that any woman that turns him down is obviously living an "alternate lifestyle." Such contrivances of nature can only lead one to believe that Mark is both insecure and troubled by his nature. Do you need a hug, Mark? Would that make you feel better? Because I cannot admit that I cheat – it is beneath me. You, on the other hand – we all believe you would do such a thing. So be careful, little friend, when you point the finger at those who may be doing better than you. As Jung said, these people are normally covering for an innate fear of being secondary… which may stem from constantly being outdone by your brothers…

well looks like you had some help from kevin typing that, and maybe help from a michael crichton novel(quantum foam)....