Some quotes from a trip to DC...
I've tasted some candy like this doggy treat before. I just can't place it.
-My dad after he was given a doggy treat to eat.
It's tought being at the top of the Gene Pool.
-Mike Erdeljack after he took a personality test, he's a promoter.
I believe the king of the north are alliens
-Stephanie my sister at the book study a few weeks ago
Mike please look normal in this picture
-Stephanie before a photograph
What's wrong with this guy?
Whats wrong with this guy he's flashing his lights at me too?
10 minutes later...
Oh my lights aren't on.
- Mike as we drove down the interestate in the dark
The worst thing about it I thought I was going to die to country Music
- Me after Mike tried to kill us all driving
Why dont they have speeding ticket insurance
-Stehpanie on a long trip
Oh check this out you're not going to belive thsi I have a disease or something
- Mike taking his sock off
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-"Has anyone here ever seen a kirby vacuum before?"
-"yea I have,when my mom used my college tuition to buy one.
statement by redneck at what i thought was a job interview
Posted by: Garrett | April 8, 2006 07:46 AM
"Not when it comes to women"
Me after reading the results of that test
Extroverted (E) 60% Introverted (I) 40%
Intuitive (N) 63.64% Sensing (S) 36.36%
Feeling (F) 73.33% Thinking (T) 26.67%
Perceiving (P) 55.56% Judging (J) 44.44%
ENFP - "Journalist". Uncanny sense of the motivations of others. Life is an exciting drama. 8.1% of total population.
Posted by: Garrett | April 8, 2006 08:03 AM
So your guy gave you the boot.
- Dahlila the radio lady to a girl who called feeling sad about her failed relationship. It was funny since this lady is supposed to be such a relationship expert.
Posted by: Ana | April 10, 2006 08:41 AM
Where do peanuts grow? - anna
In the ground - myself
Really?! No they don't! - Anna
Yes they do; like carrots, or potatoes or turips. - myself
Well how do you know where they are in the ground? I mean carrots have little green tops that stick out. I know they grow in the ground; I saw it on Winnie the Poo - Anna
Just another classic conversation with my roommate!
Posted by: Autumn | April 10, 2006 03:27 PM
Just close your eyes and watch!--A brother driving out in service who was trying to convince us it would be alright if he ran a stop sign.
Posted by: Becky | April 11, 2006 04:30 PM
Aliens?! Pffft. Come on now. Everyone knows the new identity of the King of the North is Walmart. Practically has its own gross national product and the management have a conference suite referred to as..."the war room." Hello?
Posted by: Dylan from ND | April 12, 2006 01:30 AM
"poo" has an H, thank you very much
Posted by: anna | April 14, 2006 06:45 PM