More thoughts on the world...
So a couple of weeks ago we discussed Armpits.. But I think I've stumbled onto another discovery. Well its not a discovery but a theory... based on observation. (The Scientific method.... confused? Be in Halleyville this weekend or Decatur next week and you'll here the most science you've ever heard in a Public Talk "Godly Wisdom in a Scientific World"
Anyways...
We all know that women are much more cold natured than men. I am guessing through all the ages this has been true. Even now more so, women dress ever more scantly while men continue to wear their wool suits long sleeve dress shirts even in the scorching days of summer. It is confusing the men are hot, so the nature of dress makes them hotter. Women are cold, and yet the nature of there dress makes them colder.
What could be the reason for this? Well as we know the role of Men and Women is to be compliments.
Therefore in the grand scheme of things women being cold is a good thing. Why? Well I am basing the continuation of humanity on this fact. The original direction from God fill the earth... and the "Longing (Craving)" the woman would have for the man. What was the reason for this? Cold! That's right... at that point women were stricken with cold noses, cold fingers, cold toes, cold bums...
And where could they find the heat they needed? That's right the man. (Why else would they want to be around them? jk ) It was just one step to make it easier for the man...
So there you have it.. a misconstrued thought for the day...
What are your theories on men always hot women always cold?
Comments
Hay onlie 3 missapelled wurds...
Make a creative comment please.
Just giving you a hard time, but really. ;)
Posted by: itzjerm | October 14, 2005 10:00 AM
"I have got my love to keep me warm"
- the lady hen that chased foghorn leghorn in looney tunes
this is right after she yelled "A Man!" which has come up every day this week
Posted by: toopriddy | October 14, 2005 10:01 AM
I agree. I think it all goes back to cave man times... boys want skin to see.. and skin to touch so they've made girls less clothe clad... therefore girls do want to get close to smelly boys:) hehe. you can't smell to good after shotting a big elephant with a spear right?
Posted by: Darcie | October 14, 2005 10:04 AM
I've always thought that girls were hot. . .maybe that's just me?
Posted by: Unapologetically Javann | October 14, 2005 12:06 PM
And I go to school with a bunch of girls that get much colder than me.
However, I wanted to remind you that when you get old....men get cold and women get hot. Roles reverse just to make relationships even more interesting.
Posted by: steph | October 14, 2005 02:10 PM
you know, when you get sick, you feel cold. I wonder...
Posted by: toopriddy | October 14, 2005 02:27 PM
Ok, since you asked.
This finally explains why I keep my house at a crisp 68 degrees, and not a blanket in sight.
Posted by: cwall | October 14, 2005 02:52 PM
Okay, I'm going to agree with steph on this one. Observing sisters after the age of 50.. I was in service on a brisk morning with one sis in my congregation a couple weeks ago. A/c on, and 50 degrees outside. Being of the female gender myself, I hate the cold. Talk about reminding myself of brotherly (sisterly) love...
Posted by: No name | October 15, 2005 07:43 AM
yes
Posted by: itzjerm | October 17, 2005 11:28 AM