Quote Wednesday.
Some people are like Slinkies ... Not really good for anything......
But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs
-Unknown
Reality continues to ruin my life
-Calvin (Of Calvin and Hobbes)
We went to Biloxi and hit the Jackpot
-Phil
You could get some strawberry scented underwear
-Tommy
Comments
"You see him strutting out like that with those two girls on either side of him?!?He looked like a dog with two tails!"
-Irish sister referring to a brother who came out with two bridesmaids during the introduction at the reception...
Posted by: Nina | October 12, 2005 10:57 AM
"Look Mommy, its dead!!!" - MacKenzie, 2 1/2, while holding a rubber frog upside down - where did she come up with that?
Jerm, you are going to have to do something about your two nieces - Kenzie is scared to death of fire (upset when she sees me burning a candle) and P loves to sit and watch CMT all day long, you turn the channel during one of her songs and she will even start screaming until you turn it back - all at 9 months old. :o)
Posted by: Amber | October 12, 2005 01:06 PM
"Even though I keep setting the bar lower, he still manages to trip over it."
--Just came up with that, I'm going to have to try to use that sometime.
Posted by: Jeremy | October 12, 2005 01:18 PM
"I warm up my underware in the dryer"
- can't remember who said it, but before that someone said "I iron my underware"
"I wish I could be jelous of someone hugging my husband"
- JZ
"food is for losers"
- JZ
conversation:
someone - "have you been swiming recently?"
little boy in Mississippi - "No because there are TVs and cars in the pool"
Posted by: toopriddy | October 12, 2005 03:10 PM
Ok, first who... and why would anyone iron there undies... warming them up in the dryer... i could see that... and well... may start doing it myself... ;0)
And as for my neices... it sounds like its time for me to visit and educate these poor children... what is middle tennessee doing to them?
Posted by: itzjerm | October 12, 2005 03:34 PM
He is so skinny, that he'd fall through his butt and hang himself.
-My dad, Vince, talking about another brother in the west Greeneville cong.-
Posted by: JPS | October 12, 2005 04:04 PM
"Song number 17!"
"WORLD RECORD!"
-tommy
"tommy is the only driver who inspires me to wear my seat belt"
-jeremy
Posted by: phil | October 12, 2005 09:00 PM
JPS, don't know you, but that's probably one of the funniest things I've ever heard! Your dad is awesome..And now a quote from my favorite Calvin & Hobbes comic (ok, it's actually the whole comic)
"Miss Wormwood, I'm a fierce advocate of the separation of church and state. Nevertheless, I feel the need for spiritual comfort as I face the day's struggles. So I was wondering if I could strip down, smear myself with paste, and set fire to this little effigy of you in a non-denominational sort of way."
~Calvin (who in the last frame of the comic is headed toward the principal's office saying "Boy what a touchy subject!") Classic!!!
Posted by: Jill | October 13, 2005 12:45 AM
hahaha...
I love Calvin and Hobbes
Posted by: itzjerm | October 13, 2005 07:22 AM
Ah good ol Calvin. Reminds me of me when I was his age. Quick witted and intelligent.
(lies)
Posted by: Jonathan | October 13, 2005 09:38 AM
Yes, I am sweaty and you are just gonna have to deal with it
- Javann when he asked me to dance
Posted by: Ana | October 13, 2005 09:49 AM