Misconstrued Thoughts : Yesterday's Misconstrued Thoughts Today

"So is that sushi or shushi? Kim-pa? Oh that's phenomenal, let me get another of those."
-Javann

"If this isn't the best amber you've ever had, its free."
-Olde Towne booth representative

"This is the worse amber beer I've ever had. I don't really like beer, and this tastes like why."
-Jared

"Wouldn't it be funny if some guy just walked up out of nowhere and slapped her?"
-Jared (referring to the Tina Turner impersonator)

"I'm going to marriage counseling today fellas. That means in two months, I'm a free man!"
-Guy I work with

"Oh, hey, I came looking for you! Get another of these eggrolls! I don't know how I missed you though, you're the biggest black guy here."
-Silverpoint booth representive

I hate hot pillows too, I try to flip the pillow over and over, but it never stays cool... unless I am camping, then you have to deal with the campfire everybody stinks smell.

"We need a pepper grinder"

-Darcie using a rolling pin to crush black pepper

"I think if Jesus was here he would say I was a nice guy"

-My study

"Mommy can I kiss my bike?"

- Kenzie yesterday morning when she got out of bed and saw her new bike that Jerm bought for her.

"Well Mom, its not like I took a special course in plumbing"

- Judi's response to why she wasn't helping her dad with a toilet that overflowed

"i'm standing in peeee!"

- dad, trying to fix the overflowing toilet

"Shut Up!!!! Javann"
- me after listening to the audio commentary of Javann

can't believe how out of Canada mode I am. I went to subway for lunch, the store is almost across the street,but I took my car instead of walking!! ....ana.

if you still say "eh?" then you are ok, otherwise you need to get a hold of yourself ;)

I dislike my sister sike I like her but i dislike people who talk alot like pretty boys