I Bearly Believe this Rebutle
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So I recieved an email today from Mike (Seems he is ok). However seems he has conjured up some proof that I'm supposed to be a bear lover? Well honestly I'm the one who trained the bear (Mona) to attack Mike. Since here at Misconstruedthoughts we try to see all sides of a story here is his views:
Howdy Troops!
Its a sad day in the world of webhosting! Yes my friends, YOU HAVE BEEN DUPED! While browsing through my wife's photo albums, i acquired a pic of Jerm!, AT LAST YEARS .. MARCH FOR BEAR RIGHTS! (MFBR.COM), If you wish to donate.
Obviousley, your illustrious webmaster has been pulling the wool over your eyes all this time...for indeed, HE BELIEVES IN THE ALMIGHTY GRIZ!
Note too,.. how happy Jaavan,..OOOPPPSSS!, i mean rollo the bear looks to see Jerm. well, just thought i would bring this to your attention.. thank you for your time..... Sincerly.... ME!
PS: I think this Webpage should be called "Misinformedminds.com"
Comments
I have personally been within (roughly) 100 feet of an insanely large bear, also in Alaska.
I was skipping about whistling songs from the sound of music* then saw the hideous beast, he did not see me, he then brutally killed my hiking companion** I slowly backed away then ran very fast back to my truck and then drove very fast back to my hotel as if the bear was chasing me and hungry for German blood.
I feel I was spared to tell all my experience.**
*To be honest is was Mmm Bop**
**Not True
Posted by: Criminal Justice | August 11, 2005 12:46 PM
I have been 2 inches from a Teddy Bear... does that count?
it was very scary
Posted by: toopriddy | August 11, 2005 10:05 PM
I belive it does because I saw this anime flick one time, had this giant demon looking teddy bear in it!!! Phew!!! I am getting worked up just thinking about that.. chin chin chin chin chin chin.... gonna be some soggy sheats tonight now i tell ya that much.
Posted by: Criminal Justice | August 11, 2005 10:19 PM
HHHmmm,
Just to point out Jeremy's contradiction,: He says their are no such things as Grizzly's! HOWEVER! He says he trained one to attack Mike! Somthings rotten in Denmark, and the trail leads back to NASA!
Keep the faith Mike! your right!- "Misinformedminds", Great Quote! How True, How True!
Posted by: WHO? | August 11, 2005 10:46 PM
I have never said these things do not exhist.. In fact the canadians, with NASA support designed these things for the Canadian National Protection Service. They are mechanical, and can be programed to attack. If you have the source code and know how to hack the basic Bear BIOS.
Posted by: itzjerm | August 12, 2005 09:55 AM
Well it's not a bear..but did anyone ever see "Harry and the Hendersons"? I was like 5 and freaked out when he landed on the car. So scary.(now it's like the silliest thing ever)I don't know why I made the connection between Grizzly and Big FOot..but it was traumatic.
Posted by: Kristen | August 12, 2005 11:57 AM
Its good you made the connection between Grizzly and Big Foot, because that gets this rolling on a whole other great topic, and one I am a firm believer in. Forget bears. Does Big Foot really exist??? Yes he does!!! Big time!! I saw him when I was nine and for me the fear is still all to near!!
I was sleeping, he came, torn down a branch that was around 15 ft. in the air, and left behind footprints the size of my torso*
He is out there and he is mad!!
*Torso as of 8-12-05 has of course increased with age. I am speaking of the size of my torso at nine.
Posted by: Criminal Justice | August 12, 2005 02:31 PM
Yeah..I think I'd probably be more scared of Big Foot than a grizzly...climbing up a tree isn't going to help you much. Speaking of crazy animals..Ever see the movie Kujo?? Somehow my overprotective mom didn't catch me watching it as a child. And they wonder why I still don't get out at doors in service with dogs!? Hello. Sc Sc Scary.
Posted by: Kristen | August 12, 2005 05:01 PM
Howdy!
Yes, you'all saw Bigfoot, after a fifth of booze in ya! What it really was ,... was a GRIZZLY! You were so clouded by the Jack Daniels, that when you saw the Heaping 9 foot mass of brown fur lumbering toward you, the "Jack" was talking..."BIGFOOT", not your own mind.
SSSSSHHHHEEEEESSSSHHHH! like Mike said.... "Misinformedminds"
Posted by: ME | August 12, 2005 05:06 PM
I think this picture must have been taken at the end one of those "god forsaken" hikes of Jeremy's, and he was smelling quite "gamey". Notice the bear is leaning very far away from him.
Posted by: LG | August 13, 2005 08:39 AM