So Do I believe Now?
Well Stephanie and Mike took a trip to Alaska this past month. They saw alot of interesting things... (Ya know, Big Trucks n stuff like that) But they also went in pursuit of the supposed Grizzly Bear.
Everyone knows I'm not a believer. And looking at the above photo and this photo (supposedly right before the attack). I still am not sure I belive.
I mean look at those pictures. Did they really fly into a remote part of Alaska, and canoe right up to a grizzly at which point Mike was attacked and Stephanie returned home the Heir of the Erdeljack Estate?
Hmm...
I dunno.
My belief in Grizzly Bears still has not come to fruition.
Comments
First: Grizzly Bears do not exist. They are a myth, like all other grizzly myths. Grizzly Adams, Grizzly murdering serial killers, grizzly marlboro man, none of those things exist. Its all part of the government's plan to make the general populace mistrust grizzly, a.k.a. stubbly men (and in some cases women). This mistrust will cause the bikers, and nonshavers of the world to conform to one nation, well shaven, with liberty and hot lather for all.
Secondly: What's up with Mike changing shirts for the mauling? I believe in looking good for photo opportunities, but would the grizzly (if that were real [see point 1]) wait around for Mike to properly attire himself, and then hold Mike long enough for Stephanie to acquire photographic proof.
Thirdly: The Erdeljac estate?
Fourth(ly): The Erdeljac estate?
Fifth(ly): Photoshop rules.
Posted by: Unapologetically Javann | August 9, 2005 08:06 PM
Funny the bear's name is Mona....mom's name. Think she is getting revenge?
Posted by: Stephie | August 10, 2005 08:04 AM
Aww the mother is training her baby how to attack humans... isnt that cute
Posted by: toopriddy | August 10, 2005 10:18 AM
and look he's not paying attention either... looks like she'll have to get another...
Posted by: itzjerm | August 10, 2005 11:00 AM
Is this person a vanpire? I see no blood.
Posted by: LG | August 10, 2005 11:13 AM
I'm sorry, that should be vampire.
Posted by: LG | August 10, 2005 11:14 AM
Hehe, vanpire. Good stuff.
Posted by: Captian Jonathan!!! | August 10, 2005 12:23 PM
MOTHER!!
Posted by: Autumn | August 10, 2005 12:25 PM
Man does that mean Steph is avaliable.... Mike can I take her skiing with me??????
Posted by: Nathan Gill | August 10, 2005 01:39 PM
Mike is a vampire, his family is from Transylvania...for real...and funny Nate...still on the list for when Crys dies aye?
Posted by: Steph | August 10, 2005 04:20 PM
Hey today on Primetime on ABC they are giving a special about a guy in Alaska who lived with grizzly bears for a long time, the clip I saw this morning said he thought he was one. Well you might wanna watch. i think it starts at 9.
Posted by: Ana | August 11, 2005 09:34 AM
I didn't know bears liked Viking meat...after all, it's kinda stringy.....
Posted by: Craig | August 19, 2005 07:17 PM