Misconstrued Thoughts : Yesterday's Misconstrued Thoughts Today: It was accomplished.

Well... how many times have you said.... Well that was a bad idea? I heard that several times after our gallop to Krystal for a late night consumption fest.

As you see Javann was in his normal prowess, ready to consume his way to an early grave. Actually I beilieve it was his desire to eat the most Krystals in a very small time that may lead him to that place.

But as for the experiment:

Reggie reported, monsters and other oddities in his dream.

As for me:

I dreamed that Elvis was the lead singer for the Beatles. I was on the set of where they were recording a video, and during A Day in the Life of, during the transition of the songs... they would run from one room to another. There was also the awkward, standing on the back of a couch... having to take a shower with others in the room... and the interesting moment where Brent and Nadine walked in; and Brent was built like some Olympic Athlete.

That was bout it... that and waking up fillin Ill from the Krystals. But the was proved, Krystals (food) will make you have weird dreams.

Anyone else participate?

Comments

I feel sick. . .also ladies, after seeing that picture, I know you're dying for my phone number. Feel free to contact Jerm for it.

Posted by: Unapologetically Javann | August 8, 2005 10:06 AM

A Day in the Life is kinda a scary song anyway.

Posted by: Captian Jonathan!!! | August 8, 2005 10:25 AM

Hey Jerm, who's that guy with his mouth full of burger? Can I get his digits?

Posted by: judi | August 8, 2005 12:29 PM

My question...why is Hannah in this picture??? Where have you been going in the middle of the night, young lady?

By the way, sorry, I forgot to eat the Krystal's this weekend. Maybe I'll try tonight.

I love you all and regret nothing...well...except that time that I eviscerated those old ladies with a tuning fork. I used an A instead of an E.

Shame.

D.A.

Posted by: D.A. | August 8, 2005 01:06 PM

uummm javann i don't think you are going to be the only who's number people will want. i mean look at that picture of me. it's pretty sweet.

oh and dont worry daddy d.a. i'll check with you next time i go out of town.

Posted by: hannaH | August 8, 2005 05:05 PM

Why is it an interesting moment that I am built like a Olympic Athlete?!? I already am ;)

well I guess I am a wanabe

My latest strange dream is:

I was traveling the nation riding down whitewater rafting rivers on top of a big rock (seemed like a smooth rounded rock like you find in streams) which was floating on the water (remember physics do not apply in dreams)

anyways, I was riding the rock much like the Freemen were riding the worms in Dune. It was fine and dandy untill i got to canada and the rock rolled over and ...

and....

I woke up

Posted by: toopriddy | August 8, 2005 06:45 PM

Howdy Troops!
Ok, i actually had 2 dreams. The first was that i was shaving in the morning, and kept shaving for like 3 hrs. I started shaving off skin until there was a skull.

The 2nd, was that at the service meetin,g The hall was attacked by rats. i then dawned on a black trenchcoat and pulled out a sawed off shotgun and went postal on the rats. Elderly sisters were diving for cover, and everything...pretty graphic dream, but alas! I saved the day.
Don't ask me why... just weird..... This doesnt happen when you eat White Castle...THE BEST!

Posted by: Twizzlepink Pantoozler | August 8, 2005 09:29 PM

Javann looks so natural, I feel he should pitch the idea to krystal themselves. *"Boring lucid dreams bringing ya down?? Why not pop back a few (or 11 to 19) of our new hot and tasty krystals now with special dream enhancement sauce** and let the good times roll. The dreamland possibilities are endless, but you will be guaranteed a dream in which you remember nothing but the smooth taste of Kyrstal going down the ol' tummy pipe, followed by severe stomach cramps and mild unconsciousness. Caped of by Abe Vigoda driving you to the emergency room where you stomach is pumped many many times, and when you awaken a Kyrstal spokesman will be there to reassure you it was all a dream." Yes they know where we all live!!!

*To be read in the deep Krystal guy voice.
**Limited time only.

Posted by: Criminal Justice | August 8, 2005 10:01 PM

Wait is Javann's shirt signifying the number of burgers he actually consumed? Like is that the official Krystal 84 down shirt? Because if so hats off!!

Posted by: Criminal Justice | August 8, 2005 10:07 PM

I just wanted to say kudos for using footnotes Javster.

Posted by: Captian Jonathan!!! | August 8, 2005 10:28 PM

Not black, but J*

*avann

Posted by: Criminal Justice | August 8, 2005 10:37 PM

Ok. I need to be a part of these somethings.

Here are my stats:

Combo #1. No onion. No cheese. (This means that I had four Krystals total, so I am not going for the record, only the somnambulant activation that they seem to nurture as they slip, slide, wend, and wander through your slumbering digestive tract).

Regular fry.

Sprite ("May I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this mouth?").

Time of consumption: 10:56-11:02PM, CST

Results tomorrow...wish me well...I've never stopped loving you.

Posted by: D.A> | August 8, 2005 11:46 PM

so what happened? besides the expected nauseau?

Posted by: itzjerm | August 9, 2005 10:57 AM

hmmm. . .tallblackNcrazy@hotmail.com. . .good try though Criminal Justice.

Posted by: Unapologetically Javann | August 9, 2005 12:43 PM

Ah!! Yes the and=N, poo. A good effort though yeah?

Posted by: Criminal Justice | August 9, 2005 03:31 PM

javann, do you have a split personality ;) j/k