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Eating Krystal

Here we are at Krystal. For the endevor, the accomplishment.... Javann Jones will eat... How many krystal? Who knows but he has ordered 19 Krystals.

Meanwhile in Nashville Zack and DA will join the masses.

Lookout Monday for a recap... the stomach pains. the bad dreams and more...

Go eat Krystals... find out what happens.

Comments

And the flesh you so fancifully fry
Is not succulent, tasty or kind
It's death for no reason
And death for no reason is MURDER

Meat is Murder

I agree witht that except the "meat is not succulent or tasty" part, because meat is oh so succulent and tasty.

But down to business. Hey Jerm, Rasputina is at the Exit In Sept 22. Gonna be rocknroll fun.

I'm there... good catch!

Ok...what is a Krystal? I have heard so much about them, and saw a few restaurants in the south, but what is it exactly?

Also, Is Krystal similar to White Castle?

very similar to White Castle, although some Yankees promise their better n' Krystals, go figure...meat is murder
yus' kidding...vegetarian i am

HHHmmmmm,
Being a former "native" of the north, i must add my 2 cents worth. Krystal is good, i love eating a pound of bread, and somwhere within the mix, a tasty morsel of meat thats as wide as toilet paper, and about a fraction of an ounce.
My father turned us on to White Castle when i was a wee little wog! He told us of grandios stories of his "motley crue" hording their spoils to the local W.C, then downing hundreds of these tiny bundles of joy.
I do beleive the White Castle burgers, in my opinion, taste better, and are the greater value. I say the later with utter confidence, as after weighing these bean sized gifts from the heavens, the White Castle weighed in at 0.00000000003,1/2 ounces more, thus making it the better value.....but i digress.

there is no comparison... the Krystal is so much better than the white castle. Basically its all of the flavor of greese... plus Krystal uses mustard... a much better choice than the White Castle ketchup...

Honestly I have no idea how Krystal is still in business. Yeah, they're pretty good and all. But for what they give you to eat they're totally expensive. It's like they charge you for a full size burger and only give you the Kristal size. Am I paying 5 bucks for the novelty of eating a really small hamburger or something? Cause I'm certainly not paying 5 bucks for the hamburger. It's only worth about 15 cents. There are plenty of better places to eat.

I ate five and wanted to throw up.

but what about the time you ate 25 Javann?

That was when I was young and wreckless. I had no regard for human life, and I'm forever scarred by that experience. To this day the smell of hotel room, krystals and scorched earth still lingers delicately in my nostrils, the imagery of that ill fated night still firmly lodged in my mind.

Yes nice try Tre...

Actually, that was me Jerm. Good ol Javann. Come on, that one's screaming Javann's usual disturbed childhood memories. That never happened.

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