Misconstrued Thoughts : Yesterday's Misconstrued Thoughts Today

Skyler! I've known Skyler for a long time, and like most people I first meet, I disliked him. He was chubby, and for the love of God, he would not push his glasses up. It bugged me to no end. And I'd always ask, why don't you just wear your glasses correctly? And he'd be like, because I like them this way, it makes me look cool. No, I'd respond, you look like a dork. So one day in the hall, he was walking by, and the culmination of all my animosity towards him somehow forced my foot to move into his path, and commit the greatest of all transgressions. That's right, this trip, both literally and figuratively, took me to my happy place, while it took Skyler to the floor. You should have seen his face when he got up. It still makes me smile today. Ah. . .

Anyway, I didn't see Sky for a while after that, we moved to another congregation and I remember thinking something along the lines of good riddance or whatever, and then I ended up back in his congregation. To his credit, he isn't the same person I knew as a child. He's actually really cool now, though maybe a tad bit exciteable, and yes he is down to do whatever will produce fun. Except drink a gallon of milk. . .but that's beyond the point. I still remember the night Jeremy mentioned, because I tried to talk my way out of Skyler's rage and he slammed me on the concrete. Sure I may have deserved that, but what made it even funnier to me, is that I complained about my elbow the entire night until he got upset.

But in the end, Skyler is, and always will be, my brother. Until one day when I push him over the edge of a cliff and yell Mazel Tov at him. That's just how the Hebrews get down.

I have no idea what that last paragraph was all about. Sky, this. . .is. . .your. . . FRIDAY!

Skyler calls me Tina, it never has bothered me, although he thought it did for a while. It was the funniest thing to him that a sister at an assembly thought my name was Tina, after that it just stuck, and now it is pretty funny. He is really sweet even though I always bug him about being dark and ashy. I have to give it to him, he didn’t think twice when asked to go outside, in the cold to get hit with paintballs. It looked like that hurt. Skyler is a good guy, Oh and he tells me he is looking to buy a New Kia, he loves that car!! :^)

I must agree with everyone else. "Skyrese" is great! He calls me sister KrunK, notice the two K's! I also have the suggestion to time him next time we go to Cracker Barrell to see exactly how long it takes him to eat those peach pancakes!

Sky, that's my boy. Oprah! Kay Pu Nah! What's up main? Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon. I'm from the streets. I'll cut ya! Ninjitsu!

Those are just a few Skyisms. He has many. I remember some good sound bites from Sky. There was, "I've never sleept with a white guy before," when sharing a bed with Jerm. Then there was, "I wish I had white people's hair." And "Your breath smells like salt water and booty." "Need it. Gotta have it. Pain Paint Paint" Not sure what that ones about. Maybe some paint sniffing craze he went through. Sky is a good guy though. Definately has your back no matter what. Thanks Sky.

i like skyler - he seems like an all around easy going guy.
there is something to be said about a kid who doesnt think twice (or perhaps even once) before becoming the 'Cavia porcellus' of any given experiment.
sorry about the paintballs (hope those wealts are healing ok)

oh another saying... what he always calls me...

Dumb Holly...

a mistaken quote of hawaian negativer termanology

How could I miss the oppurtunity to talk about my boy sky.
The fact that sky will do just about anything you ask is true. Just ask him about the time he went road surfing nearly falling to his death (or at least severe scraping and scarring).
It was a dark night(as most nights are). We were on a delivery for a certain furniture store. Bored I asked sky if he had ever gone road surfing. Puzzled Sky says no...I proceed to show him how to do it and assure him that it is safe and fun. On the next delivery (or actually I think it was the same delivery - we forgot something) he tried it. He slipped and nearly fell out the door and onto the pavement. The look on his face was priceless. I laughed so hard I was brought to tears. Ahhhhh, thanx sky....you're the greatest.

i love sky too! he is always one to give you a big hug and make you feel much better! he's always smiling... and he's always laughing... he's so sweet:)

Side Note:

Notice that in this picture of Sky, he is surrounded by women and looks like James Bond.

Nuff said.

You Guys Rock! I feel so special! I finally got a Friday! Yea! All you guys are cool. I love each and every one of you. I at work. Ok. Bye

can i be "optimus prime", d.a.?

or better yet. . . "optimus prime powermaster"!

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings."

Sweet, Johnny Storm. Ironically enough, he has always been one of my favorites. Top honors would have to go to Batman (although technically not a super hero). And then Wolverine, Gambit, and Spidey. But then comes the Human Torch. Well, he isn't as high up on my list as I thought. But still top five. And I was once very close to "flaming on" so it works out. I just have to get that whole ladies man image down and I got it.

It's funny I too like javann didn't like skyler at all and i don't know why really besides the fact he used to look like gary coleman. Now adays though me and him are boys we have many stories like riding the juice truck as we called it falling out, running behind it and peeling out good times. One of the hawaii stories that come to my mind with sky was a big wave was coming i saw it and skyler didn't so i took off and left without even telling him only when tre said "look out skylar"(irish tone) did he take to flight. In closing as sky says"you still my boy blue" i think that's what he says.

Everytime i think of Sky i hear these words in my head "Still works Baby, Yeah!"

Its about time you got a Friday, Sky. Just between you and me, you're the coolest person from Huntsville. Heck, and even the surrounding areas.

Qucik Story. I was checkin my mail at work and decided to see whats up on misconstrued. One of the guys i worked with came in and was like. is that you? (left himself wide open for an insult) did i spare him? (No) i called him an idiot and told him to come closer. so he read all u guys comments and was like man, you witnesses are cool. he wants to meet javann since i slammed him on the concrete. (sorry j, told me to say that) anywho, so he's suppose to come to the bookstudy tuesday night. yall might just have given me a bible study. thank u all! now if u excuse me. i must eat.

Thanks Jonathan! Your pretty darn cool yourself!

Thanks Jonathan! Your pretty darn cool yourself!

Yep, Skyler is cool. . .

I don't know sky but he sounds cool. Anybody who makes that many people happy has to be a good guy. Unless of course he plays football for the "EVIL HUNTSVILLE TEAM", than of course, i have to take what i just said about him back.........just playin....lol

question?
when is mongo friday?

Is Skyler Brazelton going to have to choke a Mongo? Don't you have some training to do? You need to be in superior condition to take on me, Skyler Brazelton, strongest man alive (because I literally picked up a three hundred pound Javann and sent him to his concrete demise). So to quote the ever popular Lil Jon, "Let's go. If you want it, you can get it, let me know."

Disclaimer:
None of the things said here represents any aggression on the part of Skyler Brazelton towards the affably named Mongo Strong. All quotes, catch phrases, and otherwise hilarious material deemed property of Skyler Brazelton and Sky's The Limit Incorporated. All rights reserved.

4 thumbs down!

Oprah!

I'm on TV

Words to remember sky by, ha I am a poet and didnt know it

heres to you sky

4 thumbs down!

and who could forget....

I taught Sky to swim in Hawaii... we forgot to practice more last summer... we'll take care of it this year.

And question... why am i the only evil nemisis on the super hero list...

I guess I Dr. Doom, will have to take all of you out!!!!!!!!!!!!

One funny thing that I think about with Sky is when we were in New Orleans and the Big Sky let out an OPRAH!!!! And Jessica, Melissa, Erin, and Jocelynn was like Oprah! What tha heck??? You should have seen Sky tryin to explain to these girls the whole Oprah thing, evently havin to send an email tryin to explain it. Good Stuff. I think Sky should have to explain it on here.
You my boy, DARKNESS!!!!

Hey Skyler!! Going to the beach was awesome! And of course seein' ya at the assembly today!

I know this is really late but i don't check my email everyday [like some ppl ;-)]...... anyways, this is about Sky.... Cousin sky... Sky is one of my very special cousins who i can always depend on to protect me in any football, dodgeball, or whatever game,but there are exceptions like when i was little he used to give these "meal by corns" they used to hurt me but when i tried to do it to him, they wouldn't hurt him. Nevertheless, Sky is a really good person and I love him to death ;)

Well I know this is really late as well. But anyway better late than never. So I have known Skyler for so many years now. Wow!how he has changed,but yet into a nice mature fella. Skyler is one of the most consistent and sincere people that I know. He is one of those people that will give you their shirt of their backs,in the drop dead cold of winter. We need more people in the world like ya.

I have known Skyler since preschool! Loads of laughs! I was thinking how funny that would sound if i said that about someone the other day. I was so little when i met Skyler i cant even remember how old i was. About six years out of my life my family and i lived on the South side. It was not until high school that i really got to know Skyler. Now we are in the same congregation. Everyone loves Skyler and I see why. Again, congratulation on the pioneering! Keep up the good work and Jehovah will continue to bless you.