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Quote Wednesday

"Aye Aye Captain"

-Kid Saluting me In Boise Idaho, as I wore a pirate hat and eye patch (don't forget the sword).

"You're the only person I've ever seen eat faster than me. Not just faster than me, you put me to shame".

-Guy from Work

"Oh haha"

-Matt (Washington) (Multiple times, after multiple questions)

"It was awesome that jumped start my year"

-Wyatt (Washington) Talking about his meal (I think?)

Comments

"You have to be careful with alcohol. Once, my date left me drunk on the davenport, and then I woke up vomitting. He went back to the party." - my grandmother's comment when we had the watchtower on alcohol.

After the laughter had died down the big question was:
"What's a davenport?" Anybody?

Davenport - Large sofa...(the kind that turns into beds...? this makes the story sound well.. more like something not to relate at the wT?...

Correct! you get 10 points.

And yes the inappropriateness of that comment at the wt is in the end what made it so funny

Jerm, you knew what a davenport is? Scary.

"Okay, okay, we get it, just stop shooting my car!"
-Starsky, from Starsky and Hutch

"He burned some eggs? How was he trying to cook them? Boil them? Is that even possible? Doesn't water prevent fire and burning? I thought it was a universal solvent. Why didn't it solve the whole burning issue?"
-Me after I finding out what the smell in the house was due to my father

All my questions today were about women... no joke.. the indepths of there anatomy to preganancy... This is Science and Technology?

Oh i was discussing female anatomy today also
here's a question?????
and since you supposedly lived on a farm jermy...
is a hen's egg, that we eat, her menstrual egg?
and here's a fact!!
apple is actually an ovary (in biological terms i guess)!

".....it doesn't look as glorious in the day..."

-matt, after seeing something on the road that we thought was so stunning in the dark.

"if you girls weren't with us in the car we definatly wouldn't be singing...it just doens't look right 2 guys singing to eachother"

-wyatt, while we were all singing a song in the car.

" WOW! Only 94 dollars for not wearing your seatbelt in this state, in our state its 101 dollars.....right on its on sale!!"

- Wyatt

"what'cha got good?"


- 'keith', autumn's workmate, who's country catch phrases upset her greatly.

this is the question that he asks her every day when she sits down to eat her lunch.

"I'll be a Pirate, You can be a cold German girl, You are a cowgirl and You are a cowboy, and You can be a Card Dealer."
- Jeremy's observance of Himself, Lea, Judi, Matthew, and Wyatt as we walked from Salvation Army in Boise, Idaho with our recent low dollar purchases (I got a pink visor hat and a yellow cardigan for only $2.48 + tx!!!)

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