Expert Tuesday (Doritos) Misconstrued Thoughts
So those who know me, know well I love my Doritos. Its always existed, an offer of candy or doritos as a child was a no brainer. Peanutbutter and Dorito Sandwhiches were my favorite. (To bad I'm allergic to Peanut Butter now).
Actually this love of Doritos goes beyond myself. Sometimes I'll call my sister to find out she's just ate a bag... And of course Darc as a Child knew the code word "Dirt" ... meaning to ask our parents for Doritos (I was always afraid to ask for stuff).
So this love of Doritos has led to a life of trying and being excited by new flavors of Doritos... LIke?...
Nacho Cheese... The Original The Best
Cool Ranch... I can remember when they came out, I was excited... Mom got them, and well... I was disapointed. Every time Mom would buy them... well I would be upset.
Taco... Was an ok flavor, didnt make it and for a while held the Taco Bell Logo. I dont think they exist anymore.
Guacamole... New flavor highly recomended
Salsa Verde... It was a good flavor.. didnt last long
Spicy BBQ... I love BBQ so I liked this flavor while it was around
Cheetos... This flavor of Doritos was horrible... bad cheese on doritoes gag
Pizza Supreme... this had the Pizza Hut logo... but lacked good flavor...
4 Cheese... Its like a combination of Cheetos and Doritos not that great
Pepper Jack... A new flavor... its pretty good, look for it. Peppery... Montery Jack... mmm
Jalapeno... They didnt last long and were just so so.
Toasted Corn ... How do you add Corn Flavor to a Corn Chip?
Italian... Found these in Canda on this trip... they were pretty good.
Salsa... A nice Flavor, one of the better flavors available.
White Nacho Cheese... Tried these this week... not good to salty, made me feel bad too..
Baja Picante... Good alot like Salsa but sweeter
There is word of other flavors of Doritos around the world, Poppy Seed Cheese in Middle East; Ham in Australia... etc etc. Coming Soon Brown Gravy Doritos in Canada; Pork BBQ in the south?
So there you have it the flavors I've seen and tried... know more ... add em to teh list... the ultimate doritos list, brought to you by Misconstrued.
Comments
I almost bought the Dill flavored one for the Super Bowl, but i then realized halfway to the cashier that nacho cheese and pickle flavoring is just plain nasty.
Posted by: Thomas | February 8, 2005 01:19 AM
That is gross... Dill Doritos... i can't imagine!
Posted by: itzjerm | February 8, 2005 07:01 AM
Oooooh...Dill Doritos! Where can I get some? (Keep in mind this is coming from someone who used to drink pickle juice from a glass...refreshing!)
My favorite snack is Nacho Doritos sandwiches...nothing hits the spot like Doritos and white bread.
Posted by: Patty | February 8, 2005 09:00 AM
Uh. . .we used to not eat Doritos in school because they would give you bad breath. And as a young man growing up, that was more important than tasty sustenance. And you know what? To this day, I still don't eat Doritos for that very reason. Well, unless there's some gum nearby for afterwards.
Posted by: What, You're Expecting My Name Here? | February 8, 2005 09:16 AM
jeremy how could you say such awful things about cool ranch!!! those are the best. then comes cheese. doritos make me happy.
Posted by: Autumn | February 8, 2005 12:34 PM
I agree. Original is the best and nothing competes.
Posted by: Stephanie | February 9, 2005 04:18 PM
This is reminding me of the ill fated flavored soda wars...
RIP
Crystal Pepsi
Pepsi Blue
Red Fusion Dr. Pepper
Sprite Remix Red
Holiday pepsi (hopefully soon)
Posted by: Ben Williams | February 9, 2005 09:27 PM
Partially Hydrog'ed oils.... MSG... artificial flavors and coloring??
mmm mmmm
*puke*
Posted by: 6 | February 9, 2005 10:22 PM