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Quote Wednesday...

"Ah the staples... You can never have enough milk"

-Clerk as I picked up the milk for Zacks attempt to drink a gallon in 30 minutes

"You mean you guys are going to pay me? This is going to be so easy! I'm just going to drink milk and make money. This could be my career, I drink milk."

-Zack 1/4 a gallon into his attempt to drink a gallon in 30 minutes.

Comments

You forgot his later quote:

"Get ready, cause here it comes"
"BLEEEEAAAHHH!!"
-Zack

"We need to call Jonathan. He's only ten years old but he'll wipe the floor with you"
-assorted Nashville "gamers" =)

-The Javester

"i feel like i could sprint this whole city block"
-Judi, after eating a caramel apple, and 2 bricks of fudge.

"i feel odd"
-judi, after her sugar crash

"jude, are you finding it hard to breath?....i am"
-lea, after eating a caramel apple, and 2 bricks of fudge.

we had quite the afternoon in the candy store on saturday.

"It is just not right for a man to dry off with a pink towel" - rodger

"oh, I'm going to throw-up; don't you worry about that." - Zach, when many began to get worried that they would have to pay him

"I could have drank the whole gallon if it had been skim not Vitamin D!"
-Zach after he threw up his fourth of a gallon of milk.

whatever i drank more than a half a gallon and if i wouldnt have had vitamin D milk then i could have done it. Id like to see someon eelse do it.

I did it like just now. Easy man, easy.

whatever jonathon youre lying what kind of milk did you drink.

U guys just wait till sunday during half time. I gonna try that. U know why! cuz i'm here for your entertainment!

Zach maintains his incredible milk drinking record. How droll!

Um... I was drinking double whole milk. It was like 200%. It had no much vitaman D in it I couldn't even lift the bottle without the help of four other people. Dude man it was like hardcore yo.

Here's a quote:

"So...Jeremy...are we going to keep playing Bible trivia all month?"

"So Brother Moreland used to say; If you can go to the mall, you can go to the hall...
If you can go to the store, you can go to the door... how'd the rest of it go?"- me

"If you can be fast, you can preach. That's a Haiku." -my Brother

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