Misconstrued Thoughts : Yesterday's Misconstrued Thoughts Today

Creative Prose On Football

Okay, everybody listen up. I am now the official voice of Cookeville football. DO NOT LISTEN TO MONGO! He’s trying to get us all killed. I’ll be straight up with you guys: Cookeville is a very good team, but we do not in any way believe we are the best. We will not slaughter you guys. We will not destroy you. We will give you a good game. We will be cool about it. We will not intentionally go after somebody to hurt them. This is a game, and we do our best to enjoy it.

Mongo aside, we’re cool with playing you guys. I’ll email a couple of you when I get off work. If you guys want to keep up the trash talk, it’s cool with me. But realize that mongo’s thoughts are not the thoughts of the entire Cookeville team. Leave us out of the equation as far as personal vendetta’s go. We’ll be cool, as we know you will be.

This has been a public service announcement from the defensive captain of the Cookeville Football Team. All statements have been approved by the Cookeville Football League. All rights reserved.

Its okay Keats. We're all even tempered people here as well. Don't worry, we won't murder, massacre, or slaughter anyone either, even Mongo. All we want to do is have fun, because lets be frank, if we were really all that good, we'd be getting paid for this. And we don't. And that should tell you all you need to know. So lets go out and have a good clean game, then maybe a decent meal afterwards, and bear in mind that if anyone gets out of line, I will smash them. That is all.

Oh the delicious irony. Note how I was calm and cool until right at the end when I dramatically turn violent. I am the man! I even impress myself.

mongo not afraid of anyone... DarthFlake and BUFFY are going to feel mongo's wrath... the only reason you'll stand over me when i'm in pain is when I hurt myself lauging at your featherweight tackle... weak minded fools!!!!!!!!!
you don't even know what you got coming to you....
Betcha anything you suck, you watch you are going to suck... Every time
anybody ever talks this much trash they end up being pansy's and getting
spanked...... like when we played those guys from nashville... they said they
were the best ever and they ended up sucking so freakin bad.............
oh well.......... you guys are just another team to beat... and we know a guy that's played with you all.... he said you sucked worse than nashville!!!! he said there was only one guy that had any talent....

Is that Dustin? I cant think of any other empty trash talker with his kinda m4d skillz.

I was going to correct your grammar, but this time around, well, I'll not bother. But I will say this. According to your theory, the one who talks the most trash sucks. Right? Of course. No one's talked more trash than you, my dear Mongo, which means, you most suck more than everyone. Oh sure, the given comeback is that I suck, but that is beyond the point. You are a pathetic player of football, and your taunts, while poorly spelled and sadly childish, are proof therein. On another note, I rather enjoy reading them. Keep up the good work.

More delicious irony there. Like how I belittle him and then tell him I enjoy his work? Classic stuff I tell you, classic!

Just playing Devil's Advocate here: should we not consider what mongo is doing be considered self defense and not trash talking? As I recall, buff started trash talking first. Mongo's first utterance was directed toward Greeneville. Those comments cannot be considered trash talking due to the dynamics of the Cookeville/Greeneville relationship (after 5 years the trash talking becomes healthy posturing). As such, since buff was the first to trash talk, he would then become the one who sucks.

Of course, I'm not putting buff down in any way. All who know me realize that I, in fact, am the one who sucks most. This being said, buff would easily, and most assuredly can easily destroy my game.

Then again, if what Javann says is true in the least, would not everyone who has trash talked suck in some form or fashion? Including myself and Javann?

Exactly, Keats. Exactly. I remember saying that if we were so incredible, we'd be getting paid to entertain the masses. And guess what? We're not.

Ah, and this is why Javann and I always have gotten along... You rock Javann... You rock....

And you too, Jon... You too....

Right back at you man. Does this mean I was right in my excellent guess?

I really really like Mongo's sources. I wish he would be man enough to tell who his source is. See because I get up the people who play on our team and I don't ever recall ever havin anybody from TN on my team. So if he played with us then he was on the other team and guess what, he LOST. So guess who didn't have any talent. But I'm gonna concede with Keats. I talk some trash but not to the point of it seeming like I'm tryin to hurt someone. I apologize. I never intended that. I was only tryin to get a FRIENDLY game. Since I started it, I'm gonna end it. None of my guys will talk anymore trash, GOT IT GUYS!!!! We are good sportsman and only want a friendly game with our BROTHERS!!! Its just a game.

Cool, cool. Now everybody's on the same page. So have you talked to your boys yet buff? I'll try to email you when I get off work so we can talk about where and when. Glad that we can have some fun.

mongo sorry… him not mean to upset anyone… mongo apologize to buff and darth… him be good now…

buts as for Greeneville… we’re gonna kick your butt you pansy’s!!!!!!!

Ok I think we should create our own league , theres greenville , cookeville , alabama , asheville. we could have playoffs and everthing , and I would like to nominate seth for the job of league commisioner.

Hey wait!!!
Me know mongo too......Me played with mongo once and he hurt teamates!! Mongo plays too mean. Kinda has issues about him. Me think he used to play for Oakland Raiders and Romo got scared of mongo and banished him from football league forever. Now mongo trapped in Tenn and preys on small christian gatherings and likes breaking heads of brothers. My cousin Franklin still can't walk or talk right after big hit from mongo. Me think it best to keep mongo out of game being played.....

(note to mongo self: when pretending to be other person, make sure and not talk like mongo....douhhh

ok mongo back now........
me never heard of this keats who speaks for cookeville football team. me think he a spy from greenville. me find this keats and make him monkey boy for mongo.............

A league sounds cool. Just give me the names of the towns that have a team and we'll play. = 0)

And mongo... it also doesn't help that everyone can see your email address... = 0)

Dude, monkey boy? You wnt me to tell everyone your name, address and telephone number? I can also inform them of that little incedent in the mens bathroom that one time...

ohh.....you mean that keats....
oh yeah mongo forget that keats, me thought it was another keats.......haha tehe ugh.....

Bump that! I'll talk all the trash I can because I can't even play in this Cookeville/Alabama match-up. After we win you guys will probably want a rematch, say in Spetember. That should give you guys suffcient time to get ready for me. Esp you mongo. You going down.

I kidd, I kidd. I joka with you. I'm sure it will be good. I might just come to watch. Game on fellas.

I might just come to watch, too, if it's in Cookeville.

Man this has turned into "reality" creative writing thursday!

we need a new blog for the football people, I think that is all I have been reading on the last several posts

I'm glad we all came to an agreement on things and we can play a good game. But I still may trash talk but it would be funny trash talk not offensive or whatever like when i streak past u its' gonna remind u of what's in your droors.

Jared, I thought you said it would be funny. Like, you know, we would laugh after reading or hearing it. Because that wasn't funny. Oh did you mean drawers? Wait. . .that's still not funny. Maybe you should leave the funny to people who are good at it.

Mongo thought jared was funny............

ps
mongo especially think jared will look funny when mongo hit jared and he flops on ground and start squirming and whinning like schoolboy who just got major wedgie........:)