A year of quotes in review...
Wow a whole year of people quoting one another... today as I walk around, every time someone says something "quotable" a fear strikes their face... "this is going to end up on the website"?! Lucky for them, I cant remember most things. Anyways, you can do a search of the site key word "quote" and find quotes from the last year. Take a look back, and quote your favorite quotes:
Two Most Quotable:
"Oh this young Generation"
-Willey
"I am 100% a ladies man"
-Uju
Some more to remember in the extended section:
Near death experiences are pretty cool, after you know for sure they were just near death.
-Jeremy (After he was trapped under a waterfall, escaping, somehow, without breaking his foot)
I'm bored
~Kevin (a 4 year old in my hall tells me this while fire trucks are in the back yard putting out fire and my brother is being taken away by an ambulance!)
"I believe anyone who can breathe fire can take care of themselves on the streets of New York"
-Jared (My Hawaiian Roommate at Bethel, after I told him not to worry if I didn’t come back from a trip into the Bronx).
"I wanted to say, 'Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.' But I didn't want to offend any of the retarded people."
-Javann
I knew Jeremys website was good for something!! FREE STUFF
- Ana (after receiving my FREE Reach Flosser in the mail).
"I'm a Sexy Sexy Man. If I were a girl, I would date me."
-Javann (While holding an ax)
"Javann! Thats 425 calories!"
-Kathryn during breakfast at McDonalds
"I'm gonna be an uncle!"
- jeremy... after finding out that his first cousin is going to have a baby
"I didnt live 74 years for nothing! I've lived that long so I can be looney and say what ever comes to my mind, and no one can question it"
-A sister in a congregation in Utah talking to me after the meeting
"Wow..i gave myself whip-lash..and i'm pretty sure i broke my foot!..but it was all worth it!"-Jen (Talking about the Muse Concert)
How could you dislike a dead person?
-Stephanie
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: Lord, why me?
- Seth
The Knoxville File: Bringing togetherness through hatred of boy bands since 2003
-DA
"I am 100% a ladies man"-Uju
"I'm glad I wore my silk stockings"
"I think I ripped a hole in my silk stockings"
-Both Javann Jones
"Is there a Coke in Lap Discount?"
-Jeremy (After the waitress knocked my glass over perfectly into my lap. Took a bit for me to react.... but the end result was a net savings of $15)... and an update, she actually gave us free stuff when we went back 6 months later, she remembered me.)
"You Don't Have Issues, You have a Life Time Subscription"
-Jeremy
You should be happy, because boys dont have to wear uncomfortable clothes. You'll never have to wear a bra or highheals.
-Darcie
Yes, We have a small Plunger Problem here in Cabin 98!
-Sky
You would think at an international convention there would be at least one hot girl
-Jared
"Oh this young Generation"
-Willey
"sounds like a twisted situation"
- Dell Alexander aka Reggie
"i think we eat more vegetables than some vegetarians."
-The Bruces
"I'm never lost, just sometimes I know where I am"
-Jeremy
"Careful Thats my middle name, right after Not Very"
-Jeremy
Jeremy is part of the safety team???? Please, that's one of the biggest lies I've ever heard.
-Lucas Myers
"Life is Fictions Metamorphosis into Autobiographies"
-Jeremy Myers
Comments
"Why use a big word when a diminutive one will work?"---My bookstudy conductor earlier this year
Posted by: Jeremy | August 18, 2004 02:02 PM
"So, if ice cream was the medium of trade, and your freezer broke down, would you be liquidating your assets?"
"And my grandparents were like, 'You have enough already, and now you want presents in your cereal?'"
-Both Melanie.
"Want some pizza? Its free, just like the air you breathe! How can you turn down something free? Its like not breathing. Stop breathing, its free!!"
-Javann, trying to get rid of, um. . .give away some pizza
"I feel sophisticated."
-Jeremy while drinking sangria in his underwear
"B-Barry's??! BARRY'S?!?!!"
-Skyler, I cant explain this, you just had to be there.
Posted by: Disestablishmentarianism | August 18, 2004 03:48 PM
i've got to meet this "melanie" charactor... she is hi-larious.
Posted by: "mallory" | August 18, 2004 06:46 PM
Whoops. My only saving point is that I totally didn't type that. Seriously. =) Did I mention I'm bad with names?
Posted by: Disestablishmentarianism | August 18, 2004 11:35 PM
hey.. i was in my pj's not my underwear... that just creates a disturbing image even for me... mainly for the fact you would be there watching me... not that i dont drink sangria in my underwear othertimes...
Posted by: itzjerm | August 19, 2004 11:27 AM