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Quote Wednesday (After Newyork)

"I believe anyone who can breathe fire can take care of themselves on the streets of New York"

-Jared (My Hawaiian Roommate at Bethel, after I told him not to worry if I didn’t come back from a trip into the Bronx).

(add your quotes...)

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"I wanted to say, 'Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.' But I didn't want to offend any of the retarded people."
-Javann

"Yeah, but they're still retarded."
-Someone who heard the above. . .

"You don't have to go home, but please leave!"
-Caretaker at the Wheedon House Musuem

"Sure I know the weather, I just got off the phone with the Lord."
-Lady, in response to Judi's question as to whether or not she knew how the weather would be.

"I bet that was some long distance. . ."
-Jared to lady

"I bet the lord calls collect. . ."
-Javann after the above

"Its okay, they're Canadian."
-Javann's get out of jail free pass.

"Do it again"
-The Beau, after I blew a ball of fire while camping...

completely unrelated to the second degree burn on my arm.

"What happened to my post? Chuck Norris..."

"These allegations were not substantiated by the prosecution and the investigations were terminated on several occasions due to lack of corpus delicti."

-the rockin Aaron Rhodes
executive director of international helsinki federation for human right

this quote came from his Letter

what is corpus delicti?
yeah, i didn't know either.
the society linked that letter to their page since it does deal directly with us.

"Booyah! In your face, Canadian girls!"
-Javann, to Canadian girs upon finding street after not following their directions
"Whatever, American boy. . ."
-Lea, after Javann said above

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