Misconstrued Thoughts : Yesterday's Misconstrued Thoughts Today

"Man it's early - or is it late?" - me, right now

"I'm a starvin marvin!"

-darc

"WOW! THIS IS REALLY FUN!!"

-megan's jetting across dark waters

"Okay. Now you drive."

-darcie's fearful ride with megan

"I'm feeding the bats!"

-jerm while he chewed up cheese balls and spit it all out at black bats

"If there is one thing that I really hate, it is two things."
-Bad Beau

"To be frank with you, I would have to change my name."
-Shakey Jake

Quotable. Awesome.

" I matriculated today." - me in reference to some hardcore matriculation.

"I smell like a DAG-GONE PICKLE!" - Me...o.k...I'll explain. You see, I was in the sun a little longer than I should have been. Therefore, I fried myself to a tender, lobstery, RED. I remembered one older sister from our hall saying that a little water-diluted apple cider vinegar works wonders on burns of absolutely any kind.(Sun, stove, fire..)It's supposed to be an old timers remedy. Hmmm....why not? It's worth a shot, I thought. So I took a bath in quite a lot of water-diluted apple cider vinegar.(Hey! If a little works wonders, then a whole lot will work miracles, right?)Well, anyway, your not supposed to wash or even rinse it off,so I didn't. An hour and a half later puts us at the meeting. A couple of the younger brothers kept saying:"Man, I'm telling you, I keep smelling pickles. Is it just me? Where is it coming from?" This could be a good thing, if they really like pickles.But just to be safe,I most certainly kept my distance. By the end of the meeting, they figured it out and ribbed me to death. I must say though, that it most definitely worked on my sun burn. I would recommend it on a day that you don't need to go anywhere. And for crying out loud, whatever you do,don't pour it over your face (no matter how beet red you are). Even if you're eyes are shut tight, they will still feel as though you slushed boric acid all over them.

I thought vinegar was acetic acid. . .or is that vitamin C? No that ascorbic acid. I don't know, I never paid attention in CM131

We are the music makers.....
We are the dreamers of dreams.....

-Get it right win a prize.....

Willy Wonka

D.A.

"A little nonsense now and then is valued by the wisest men"

hey can i get bonus points...not only is it willy wonka... but it is a song by 808 state too!

I am SO late with my quote...Isn't supposed to be on Wednesdays??

I knew Jeremys website was good for something!! FREE STUFF

- ME after receiving my FREE Reach Flosser in the mail.

"it's annoying the amount of stupid people there are in this world....although, it kind of gives you a pleasant sense of superiority."

-a very "interesting" person i know whom i will not mention by name(not jeremy btw)

why would it be that i would say that (in public) hahaha

food poisoning thats terrible. I hope you enjoy bethel I was there last weekend. I am blessed to have good friends there that I love tou visit. Its alwyas an encouraging experience. Have fun!

This is CORTNEY BONE. Hello everyone!! I might have to try that Gina.

"this mole grows hair"
hahaha isn't that funny my good freind jenilee said that randomly one day out in service pointing to her mole on her face.