So something interesting
Creative Writing is still available, but how about something to inspire.
I recieved the following picture today. (It was a picture for Uju Friday, check out the picture I choose instead (And you cant deny I drew him just like he looks)) (And since he has already threatened my life, I should just go all out, right?!).
As I looked at this I realized. Oh my, well queit a few things. So for creative writing today, write down what each person is thinking.
Oh and what was I thinking... Well Javann always compares himself to the Hulk. But never before Have I seen it captured on film, him going through the transformation.
Until today... this other picture was taken only moments after the above picture.
Comments
Jared: I just insulted Javann, I hope he doesn't get angry.
Priya: I look like a man, baby. . .
Uju: I'm 100% a ladies man, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Javann: Arrgh, atmosphere. . .too french. . .must. . .not. . .transform. . .
Posted by: Javann: He's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore | May 20, 2004 08:59 AM
Jared:(Closing eyes and sighning in relief)"Ahh! Aint nothin' like expelling flatus. Thank God, it was a silent one."
Javann:(Sniff, Sniff...then GASP!) "O.K. Javann, be cool, keep it together. Smile for the lovely picture,THEN SQUASH HIM LIKE A GRAPE."
Uju:(In a serious, but rather devilish gaze.)Who is that divine fox trottin across the floor?...mmm..hmmm
Priya:(Very melancholy, just taking it all in.)"Oh, look at the pretty light."(Then suddenly,wanting to bust a gut laughing, but holding back so as not to embarass anyone.)"What is he doing? What is he thinking? She aint even looking his way.
Posted by: browneyedgirl | May 20, 2004 11:14 AM
Javann: "I am Luther Van Conchase... I once killed 4 people... then they put me in the institution; ever since then my name has been Lutehr Van Cochase and I super glue my teeth together regularly. (Must get them apart)".
Jared: "Oh I'm tired, my incredible powers of falling asleep in record time are becoming active at the wrong time"
Uju: "I have an idea" (obviously not a good idea, for instead of the expected lightbulb, we see only a flickering candle).
Priya: "Ha ha ha What? Luther who?"
Posted by: itzjerm | May 20, 2004 12:00 PM
Nice. . .though I think Javann would say something along the lines like "then CRUSH HIM LIKE RICE CAKES!!"
Posted by: Javann: He's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore | May 20, 2004 12:01 PM
Uju: "I do not find this humorous."
Priya: "BUNNIES!"
Javann: (I defer to Javann to insert what he would like to be put here in place of my words because I am not feeling very creative today. In essence, I am giving him (Javann) the opportunity to make his thoughts come from my mouth and be believed as my truth. Credibility, soul, and indie-cool are all on the line. Javann, do not let me down.)
Reggie: "Very superstiiiiiitioooooooous...writin's on the waaaaaaaaaaaall..."
Posted by: D.A. | May 20, 2004 01:13 PM
indie-cool?
Posted by: javann | May 20, 2004 02:44 PM
reggie?
Posted by: javann | May 20, 2004 03:03 PM
?
Posted by: Javann: He's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore | May 20, 2004 03:05 PM
Indie-cool: adj. Supposed charisma, indifference, fashion sense, and dry humor associated with and striven for by members of society who consider or seek to make themselves "non-mainstream". Often built and acquired over years of self imposed cynicallity and posturing, with a rise in ones ranking that seems to depend on ones level of apathy.
See also: asinine, poser.
Posted by: D.A. | May 20, 2004 03:07 PM
"reggie?"
Oops..I meant Jared. I was just reading something about Reggie and the Full Effect. Sorry Jared!
See, I told you I wasn't in a creative mood.
D.A.
Posted by: D.A. | May 20, 2004 03:09 PM
non mainstream i hit that one... but yeah misa bunch of the others..
whew there for a second I thought there might be a category for me.
But thankfully I jerm remain undefined. Now thats non mainstream my friend
Posted by: itzjerm | May 20, 2004 03:40 PM
Hey wait. . .I'm in the process of the years of cynicallity. I'm just going for "lonely old jerk" though.
Posted by: Javann: He's Not Just For Breakfast Anymore | May 23, 2004 10:38 AM