Misconstrued Thoughts : Yesterday's Misconstrued Thoughts Today

"The moths beat themselves to death against the lights, adding the breeze to the summer nights"

Modest Mouse

"I swear it, I am going to don a mask, take a course in swordplay, and combat idiocy."

D.A.

Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd like to have dinner with - Author Unnamed

Hmm... did you create that one amber?

My question do you know the differnce between..a PINOT NOIR a MERLOT and a SHIRAZ... (without looking... if not according to the annology... you have no right to be stompin down anybody...

Culture First Criticism Never

-Jerm

oh and hey...not all wines are for dinner... I'll consider my self a dessert wine... A little odd in its flavor/only available in small quantities/sweet n tangy.

I'd consider myself a full bodied Shiraz, since I do know the difference. Incredibly dry, with no hint of woodiness whatsoever. Did I mention I'm intoxicating? (or just intoxicated).
"So this is only worth 13%? Oh great, now I'll get an F- instead of an F+"
- Dude in my Communications class
"Getting an F+ is like dying in a stupid accident. No matter how you look at it, it sucks."
- Me in response

hmmm...something like an ice wine?

My boss(Who is male!)e-mailed that to everyone yesterday. Hate wine, know nothing about wine.
Just thought was cute. Women will never be able to change men. They may think they can, but won't.

So does your boss know anything about wine? You hate wine? Ah I'll put that on the list you need help with music and wine... I'll see what I can do... To bad I dont have any spadelbrock (German for Bird Poop) left from south africa I'm willing to bet you'd love that wine. In fact, I gave some to someone who said they hate wine... and they changed there tune...

Misconstruedthoughts changing the concepts of Humanity or not...

If that statement were true Kevin would not be watching (and liking) Monty Python movies. Don't you remember our first date. Still can't beleive I sat through that whole movie for that and to top it all off, I ended up married to the guy!

Ah Monty Python... next time I'm up I'll bring my box set.. i've got every episode! It'll be loads of fun... bet you cant wait for me to come up!

We don't dislike people because they're evil, we just think they're evil because we dislike them.-Leo Tolstoy

Aw yeah. That's what I'm talking about.

"Shakespeare may be anything you like - only not an artist." Leo Tolstoy

"Awww, are you guys twins?" - Everyone that we (my twin and I) met, when we were growing up.
Ocassional Response? "Ummm...actually we're triplets, but one of us died!" DUH!Yeah we're twins.

"Every kind of music is good, except the boring kind."
~ Gioacchino Rossini

"If you're not enjoying your work, you should either change your attitude, or change your job." ~Tolstoy

It's a tolstoy bananza! We're givin him away like he was a disease!

And rightly so! Hardcore!

Tolstoy: The Other Cancer