Misconstrued Thoughts : Yesterday's Misconstrued Thoughts Today

So my bro gets a Friday. I hope you got those pictures I sent for you Jerm, I had a lot of trouble with them going through.

I hope, Seth, that you appreciate me for this because without me you would have never had a Friday ( am the only reason you came to know Jeremy)

Anyways I have still not learned that you can never out do Seth because his revenge is always bigger and better. We are at war right now and don't worry Seth I haven't forgotten. I will come up with something. Trust me I have all day to come with all your embaressing stories to share with the world.

My favorite story (seems mean now, but was very funny back then) is when he played a trick on Mable (An older sister we use to take care of in our house). We were home alone with Mable and she was sitting in her chair reading her Reader's Digest like always. Well Seth goes into her room and unmakes her bed. He then makes noises so that she will look behind her and sure enough she gets up and looks in her bedroom. Not sure what happened she makes it again. When she is done she goes back to the chair and continues to read. Well you guessed it, he goes back into her room and does the same thing. He did this to her about 10 times. Poor Mable. Unfortunately she had Alzheimer's so was unable to remember to tell our mother what he did to her and get her trouble.

Well for now this is my story. I will try to come up with many more.

Ah, my first Friday. I was wondering where the Friday addition was. But, yeah, since nobody really knows me I just have to Thank Jeremy for giving me a chance. Jeremy is one very cool guy. We had a lot of fun back there at that hotel..... pulling pranks on everybody. Right now we have a name for the Girl, Kayla Nicole. The boys name is a little up in the air. My wife wants Garrett Mason, but I'm all for something new. Maybe Kevin Jeremy, for my bro in law and the man that gave me a Friday? But yeah, everyone give us some ideas, and you can throw in a girls name in the incredibly off chance I decide to change it....
Oh yeah, thanks Amber.

Oh, and I'm not a loser for pulling stuff on an old lady with alzheimers. She was really mean to Amber and I. She always said we were stealing her mail and her typewriter. She yelled at me a lot because she didn't like the way I did the dishes. And she always called me bad things... Everything I did was really quite deserved.

Malenditza Sanesta

for a girl

Keremy Jevin or Kevemy Jerin

for a boy (you get unique and throw in a dash of Kevin and Jeremy

Don't forget the stealing of the dentures and hearing aides. What would we want with green teeth and waxy hearing aides anyways?

Seth is also going to be a daddy in 6 months just to be a little more correct. So really need to hurry up with the names.

Maybe this was a bad idea..... nobody seems to like me......

I DON'T REALLY KNOW KEATS THAT WELL BUT I HAVE PLAYED PAINTBALL WITH THE SUCKER AND FEW OTHER OCCASIONS WE GOT TOGETHER TO PLAY SOME GAMES ON IN PETICULAR STANDS OUT IN MY MIND WE GAVE KEVINS RAT (WILLARD) A FUNERAL I MUST SAY THATS THE FIRST TIME I'VE EVER BEEN A PAUL BEARER FOR A RAT EVEN HAD A COFFIN. ALSO ONE MORE THING IS THE SUCKER IS A GREAT LIAR IF YOU HAVE EVER PLAYED BALDERDASH WITH HIM YOU WILL KNOW WHAT I MEAN. ANYWAY PRETTY COOL KID

ONE IN PETICULAR SORRY BOUT THAT AND I KNOW I MISSPELLED PAUL BEARER

ALSO THE FUNEARAL WAS TAPED MAYBE WE COULD POST IT SOMEDAY IN MEMORY OF WILLARD

I'M GOIN FOR A RECORD HOW MANY POSTS HAVE BEEN POSTED IN A ROW BY THE SAME PERSON

BABY NAMES WHAT ABOUT MARY JANE FOR A GIRL AND MICHELOB LIGHT FOR A BOY

hmmm a willard day... since he holds a place in my heart too... maybe thats not a bad idea...

Since amber alluded to this once before.... we did a test once... willard was placed ina maze of cd cases and we played differnt music... the findings... techno music made him go through the quickest... and I think didnt he make the maze collapse on himself in an attempt to kill himself listening to country music?

WHAT YOU DID NOT KNOW WAS THE TIME WITH TECHNO WAS WHEN THE MAZE WAS REBUILT AND AT THE START MICHEAL JACKSON WAS ON THE COVER LOOKIN AT WILLARD, THATS WHY HE WENT SO FAST!!!!

J. GIBBY, Why all the yelling? Anyways, what can I say about 'ol Seth. He just got married a few weeks ago so we don't see him that much. He can really get on your nerves too sometimes.

Wait a min, which Seth are we talking about?

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I thought we were talkin about Knoxville Seth. My brother Seth. I really don't know Keats but if you come to Knoxville, I'll buy you a beer and we will reminisce about the good ol times.

Yeah, knoxville sounds cool. Maybe next time I go to Greeneville to see my sis and kev we can do some partying in Knox Vegas....

Au contraire Jeremy Myers, I, Javann Jones, DID NOT wet my pants, because I'm more than brilliant, I'm perceptive. And because I had on my ruby quartz glasses that night.

Hey Jerm, I'm writing this FROM YOUR HOUSE. How crazy is that? I mean that's just weird. I think the only seth story I have is that time me and Seth were demanding our own fridays. I think that was him. I could be wrong...or making things up....or a banana. Anyway, name your kid "Boxes". It's a great name for a boy or a girl.

Oh yeah, I forgot about Willie's funeral. We still have that on tape if I ever figure out how to put it on the computer I will send it to you Jerm. It really is a must see. Everyone got into it, well everyone was cracking up and the way we were hiding it looked like we were crying. That was the first time everyone was really able to see that Seth had a funny side. Well, besides Mark and Nathan. They have actually gotten to see his Billy impersonation. That is something everyone needs to see. He turns into a retard and tells everyone that his momma beats him, and "Billy not stupid, Billy's retarded".

He is really good at impersonations. He has a Junior voice which is where he turns into a hick and has this really weird look on his face (You just have to see it). He has done a Mexican, a french man, russion, and two of my favorites when were were younger an East Indian, one that goes door to door and sells brushes and the other camel dung (He did that one with my grandfather).

br!!! congradulations you did you got your very own friday, and what a very good friday it is.
(actualy it saturday now but friday was good.)
You know I forgot about all the funny impresions and accents seth has up his sleeve.
the first time I herd Jauan Valdez the mexican whom rides the country side on his jackass.
I was litteraly crying I was laughing so hard.
most people even those whom know him very well, really dont know his potential to make you laugh.
your friday was much deserved. and appreciated by all.

Seff got a friday. AWESOME.

Well, my Friday's over.... the glory is so short-lived. Thanks for all who cared enough to post. Thanks for the memories.... maybe one day in the future... I just might gain a bit of misconstrued immortality by achieving another Friday.....

Not before I do brodel.

I've only met seth once but he was cool. He just happens to be related to my best friend. Yes I remember willard well, especially when I took him out of his cage and he bit me (kevin thought it was hilarious. I didn't @ the time, but now it's kinda funny.) I still have yet to see the funeral tape though. (The post is late I know but I haven't been able to get online and it really sucked)