Whos Friday is this? The American Taxpayers
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Ah yes, the american taxpayer. He who pays my bills. And lets me walk on the beach - sit on my ocean view balcony and such. Darryl made it clear that this site is a disappoinment into seeing how his tax dollars are being used. "Where is Jeremy now?"
So today we salute those who are paying their taxes come the end of this month. Don't forget to pay on time, I have to pay the electric bill (if not, then the thoughts will no longer be misconstrued). (The weird thing about this, is when I pay taxes, its like I'm paying myself to go to work, in a weird kind of way, i've still not figured that one out). Thanks again... and I'll be home tonight thanks to the private jet ride, thanks for lookin out for me.
Oh For a prettier view Vist the photo section.
But really I do have to get to work. Why do yall make me go to work so early? Remember I work for you.
Comments
In some weird way, I hate you. Brag about your beach walking, and your ocean view, and your private jets. I've got no witty retort.
Posted by: Javann | March 12, 2004 09:06 AM
Just a thought, what if we dutiful taxpayers stopped paying taxes? This would accomplish two things. 1) Nasa employees would have to stop mooching of the rest of us. 2) We could use the money that we would have paid in taxes to get our own ocean views and private jets. (Which we could enjoy as soon as we got out of prison for tax evasion. After all, the maximum penalty is only 5 years...not to bad.)
Posted by: Emily | March 12, 2004 09:48 AM
So in a wierd kinda way I actually got my first Friday right? This is kinda cool.
Posted by: keats | March 12, 2004 11:05 AM
Hey don't hate! You all are paying me too. In fact, you guys just bought pizza for every security guard in the Houston Intercontinental Airport last wedensday. But mine was cold, so expect to be doing it again.
Posted by: Amanda | March 12, 2004 11:02 PM
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