Quote Wednesday (The Return) Add some Humor To our Lives

Ah quoting!
"You've gotta bring Quote Wednesday back this WEEK!"
-Javann Jones
And in case you have no quotes create your own with the above "photo comic".
Dad - "Sometimes I just wish I was the boat, just floating along not doing anything, but floating, and having someone else do the work."
Jeremy - "So Um... How long has it been since you were paddeling?"
OK that can only be improved upon, add your quotes for quote Wednesday, the return!
Comments
Yay, we have been so quote deprived ;-}
"The world is a tragedy to those who feel, but a comedy to those who think."
... and since that seemed a tad depressing this early in the morning....
"Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies." - Woody Allen
Posted by: Vay | January 28, 2004 08:14 AM
"anybody want a peanut" - andre the giant (the princess bride)
Posted by: Master Priddy | January 28, 2004 08:43 AM
Most excellent. I've got lots of quotes.
Judi, on what its like to be her: "I'm so totally hot, so it really annoying to be me, because guys are always trying to like talk to me and stuff."
Javann on why being mean is so great: "If you're mean to everyone, people who are your friends will be incredible people, because they have to put up with you being such a jerk."
Jerm, on why Rex didn't throw up, "I don't think he has the ability to throw up. Maybe those muscles that induce vomit don't work for him."
Javann in response to above, "That'd be an awesome movie! The Man Who Could Not Vomit. 'You've just been poisoned man who can not vomit.' 'Oh no, must induce vomiting!! Can't get poison out!! AAAAAHHH!!' "
Rex, after eating 2 1/2 racks of ribs, "Dude, could you sleep? I couldn't sleep at all that night."
Tremaine, while playing games, "That stage has all that purple and pink in it. We don't want to go there. How about we play there if you play as Sexy Rexy?"
Javann while talking to Jill: "So Luke Wilson is considered hot. Apparently, the bigger the nose, the hotter the guy. I should get a prosthetic nose, then I'd be hot."
And on that note, Mike Chek bids you adieu.
Posted by: Mike Chek | January 28, 2004 10:10 AM
I'd just like to add that I was very much kidding on my quote for Javann's today. haha...veery much kidding.
Posted by: judi | January 28, 2004 10:44 AM
So you're saying that you're not incredibly hot? Hey dont you live in Canada, its cold most the year up there.. oh ok... I get it now.
Posted by: itzjerm | January 28, 2004 11:03 AM
"my zebra chair complements the world" - my brother brandon
Posted by: sarah b | January 28, 2004 12:47 PM
Dwight- "Do i hear an elephant???"
Jerm- "Uh...yeah!..."
***laughs secretly***
Posted by: tommy | January 28, 2004 09:37 PM
My tongue is the only muscle that works harder than my heart .....
-Brand New
Posted by: Jillian | January 28, 2004 09:43 PM
Love understands, and therefore waits.
- F. Drummond
Posted by: Asher | January 28, 2004 10:50 PM
Dad: How beautiful! Now when we get home. I can help take the canoes off the cars and feed the cows. Jerm, you can wash the canoes and put them up. I could get Darcie to go get pizza and Mona....Oh, how beautiful!
Jerm: "Did I give you the keys to the car or did leave them up at...."
Posted by: Stephi | January 29, 2004 06:18 AM
ah... nice one steph
Posted by: itzjerm | January 29, 2004 07:37 AM
guy on the left-"what you see is what you get"
jerm-"does this boat go to africa?"
Posted by: tony | January 30, 2004 02:35 PM