In the News
I was watching CNN a bit ago. Seems there has been yet another food eating world record... some ridiculous amount of wings in a certain period. What I didnt know... This is considered a real sport! Eating food. These people train for this. And there are heros in the sport.
Cookie Jarvis is felt by many to be the world champion at eating food. (See Him Eat).
But he's getting beat at his own game. The competition is growing (as are the champions). And some of the latest winners are actually very very small people. (you should have seen this oriental gal chowing down the wings... I thought I was gonna gag).
"The time you spend chewing takes you right out of the game, Chewing is bad in competitive eating."
-Jarvis
So keep that in mind.
For we have our own lil competitions sometimes... ya know.
Who can eat the most wings. (Kevin is the champ).
Can you eat 8 saltine crackers in under a minute... we had to up the challenge for Javann.
And how many lemons can you eat in 2 minutes. I hold the record at 21. And i'll never do that again.
(But remember this is a dangerous sport as described by the international organization!)
Yes odd what makes the news... and inspiring too, anyone can be in the news... even you. All it takes is a little twist and alot of psycotic devotion.
Comments
It was 9 crackers Jeremy! And soon Kevin shall taste the wrath of defeat! When is the next rib dinner? I shall be the new champion! Chucky Bear! He's everywhere! I'm tall!
Posted by: Mindless Intelligence | January 22, 2004 11:49 AM
What the deuce? Who just perpetrated in my name? And my name is not Chucky Bear, you mindless scum, its Chunky Bear! For each letter you wrote in false pretense I shall kill you!! And it was 10 crackers.
Posted by: Mindless Intelligence | January 22, 2004 12:22 PM
No its Wimpy Bear, and you ate 7 crackers I thought. I'm confused by the "for each letter you wrote in false pretense part..."
Posted by: itzjerm | January 22, 2004 12:34 PM
You're a poop head
Posted by: Mindless Intelligence | January 22, 2004 03:20 PM
OK... thats not javann lingo
yes there is an imposture!
Posted by: itzjerm | January 22, 2004 04:22 PM
Yes. There is an imposture here. Well. Its not me. I just got home from work. But to be honest with u, i think its tremaine. LOL. sounds like something he would do. Yea. but its CHUNKY BEAR. NOT WHIMPY BEAR EITHER! Sky "your entertainer" is out!
Posted by: Sky | January 22, 2004 04:50 PM
O yea. Kevin. Your record is so mine. I think i gotten my metabolism back. If so. I'm gonna tear you up buddy. That rib record is mine for the takin! No foolish bear is gonna out eat me either! You know i can out eat u C Bear! U dont want none!
Sky "The Entertainer" Out!
Posted by: Sky | January 22, 2004 04:54 PM
Ah dont be afraid of the Chunky one... i have eaten as much as him in the rib arena... and i didnt have nightmares or anything.. i enjoyed it!
Posted by: itzjerm | January 22, 2004 04:56 PM
ever had questions about decomposition? like how hard would it be to keep the dogs from smelling Javaan's body if you (jerm) burried him underneath your concrete patio?? well...go back to UT and find out! thats right...they are testing for just that very thing! Dig it!(not the grave...)
Posted by: tommy | January 22, 2004 07:34 PM
hey just because i said poop yu think i'm not the real me ....this is me, and i am tall, and my feet smell like a papermill
Posted by: Mindless Intelligence | January 22, 2004 08:54 PM
I could beat Kevin. *is rule*
Posted by: Captian Jonathan!!! | January 22, 2004 09:31 PM
First off mr fake javann... typing in the blog when we are all at the meeting makes it aparent that its not him... (you really nead to work on this pretending stuff)
2nd... ah yes the body farm I used to live like right across the hill from that place as weird as it is... its the only place in the world they have real human bodies just laying out in the open to see how they decay... pretty disgusting!
Posted by: itzjerm | January 22, 2004 09:49 PM
Not to mention the real Javann doesn't misspell words.
Posted by: The Real Javann | January 22, 2004 10:07 PM
Who are u Vile Javann Impostor! Expose Yourself NOW!!!!!! You wouldn't like me when i'm angry
Posted by: Sky "The Entertainer" | January 22, 2004 11:26 PM
Sweet sassy mollassy, this is good bloggin'!
D.A.
Posted by: NoBodD | January 23, 2004 07:51 AM
This IS the real Javann! Notice the...wait. Why I'm a trying to prove who I am to you fools. I know who I am. You have incited the wrath of an angry giant now! Every poop head shall pay for their lack of trust. Chunky Bear shall reign!
Posted by: No, really. I'm Javann | January 23, 2004 11:18 AM
Hey the real chunky bear would say he got somethin and he has a sayin nowdays from listenin to a artist who is that artist.
Posted by: Jared | January 23, 2004 04:38 PM
Shut up Jared.
Posted by: Sky "The Entertainer" | January 23, 2004 06:09 PM