Reggie Friday
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Well as they say no news is good news. But not necessarily. Good news last night as Reggie was appointed a servant. Good News (Hey you want to do the #1 next week? j/k) Anyway... Its Reggie Friday. So add your comments and stories about Reggie.
Anyways Reggie is my good Bro... (technically cousin since I have been adopted by the Brazeltons (You know we need to have a free family portrait made...hmm all the Brazeltons that would be impossible). When I first moved to Huntsville he was the first to extend his friendship, and I greatly appreciate that. (The only one to know who Bjork and Radiohead were and even think of going to see a free show by Cowboy Mouth) He's a super nice guy who's always there willing to help. Well... wait hold on... for the most part. It also brings back to mind another person... (AMARI!) That is right the imaginary girl that Reggie invented to stalk me... to hunt me down and bitter my soul. He included people from different states, and pulled in even my own family in an attempt to bring humiliation. (Which I must admit it was done pretty good). Vengeance still remains undone for this act! Anyway if you dont remember the story... You can read the Extended Entry Section...
Oh and Reggie is a most excellent cook and Actor! In the little films we have shot no one reaches the caliber of Reggie. So anyways thanks Reggie for being a friend (and remember the Equivalent to Operation "Smack the Big Tall Black Guy Upside the Head" is coming) ;0)
The old story (a news article from the classic POM)
News Flash: “Operation Nap” Brought to an awakening end
This just in………..
An attempt to overthrow Jeremy Myers’ reign of “practical jokes” was thrown awry late Thursday night. The plan, placed under code name “Operation Nap” was created by the unmasterful minds of Javann Jones & Reginald Brazelton. It was an attempt to create a fake girl who would basically stalk Mr. Myers. According to Mr. Jones, the reason for the whole plan was in retaliation to games such as Mr. Macintosh, Pinchy Pinchy, Name that Food, & Booga Booga Boo. Mr. Myers rebutted that these are games played around the United States by Witnesses everywhere; they have no shape or form of being a practical joke. He then continued by speaking of new games “Hug the Potholder and Pirate Pete” which he planned to use in his continual destruction of the Huntsville group.
“All I do is introduce my “friends” to these games, if they are to continue as witnesses, they will be introduced to these games somewhere, be it at Bethel or in some other congregation”. Myers was himself introduced to all of these games through his own misfortune over the past few years. His attempts are simply to “save my friends from future humiliation at the hands of people they don’t even know”.
It appears that Operation Nap was questioned as phony from the very beginning. “They picked a congregation that I used to attend for the home of this girl “Amari.” The very first night I used another source”, reported to be Jared Flint, “ to weed out the truthfulness of the “Real Annoying Psychotic Girl Plan.” The former being the name Myers had given Operation Nap. “This girl didn’t even know people in her own hall, she had to be either fake, or disfellowshipped. I’ve met a few psychotic girls over the years and have grown to recognize them rather quickly. It appears those behind “Real Annoying Psychotic Girl Plan” had not studied what they were trying to mimic well enough. However, I must admit the fact that they used cross regional technology to have many individuals speak of knowing this girl was quiet ingenious”.
This in fact was the second such attack on Mr. Myers in the last 6 months. It appears that Mr. Myers’ own creation “Picture of the Moment” has been used more than once against him. “Picture of the Moment has created a large vulnerability to me. I have opened myself to open attacks by openly making available to others a list of a large group of people that really know me. I guess as the list grows you learn there are some you can not trust.” Myers is reconsidering the inclusion of some individuals into his mass email list and has implemented new technology to prevent future attacks. However, he stated he plans to continue his entertainment of the masses.
When asked if retaliation is planned, Mr. Myers refused to answer. However, word has been gathered of a front breaking game to be entitled “Smack the Big Tall Black Guy Upside the Head” (Don’t worry Lance this isn’t about you). To keep up to date about this humiliating game and any other breaking news on the War against “practical jokes” stay tuned here to PAR (Pathetic Attempts at Retaliation) News.
-PAR News
Good News, always up to par
Comments
The big tall black guy doesn't like the sound of that. . .But anyway, Reggie is a good friend, one who I'd not turn my back on. That's right, Reggie's cooler than cool, but he's also not to be trusted. He'll turn against you in a minute. Sure he seems real nice and oh so sweet, but man, he'll bite your hand off, and call you stuff in countless text messages. AND!! Let you take all the blame for a certain plot that HE came up with (perhaps in conjunction with you) and let you take the horrible fall for it. Quietly biding his time till world domination is a viable goal. He's a crafty one, that Reggie. Touche' Reggie, Touche'
Posted by: Mindless Intelligence | January 9, 2004 10:26 AM
congradulations on becoming a servant--keep up the good work!!;o)
reggie-not to be trusted?
no- i dont believe it for a second--just look at that posted pic-if thats not the face of innocence...
nah-reggie seems to be a super cool guy! (even though you do think i say 'like' way too much) ;op
Posted by: Jen =) | January 9, 2004 12:24 PM
Got to meet Reggie this summer, really nice guy I must say. Two thumbs up for being appointed!!!
Sleep tight Reggie. lol
Posted by: judi | January 9, 2004 02:24 PM
Reggie, you move me...literally.
Posted by: kate | January 9, 2004 03:01 PM
Only been around reggie a couple of times. Smashing actor. Brilliant mover. Very nice job going to six flags with my friends.
AAA guy. Enjoy your new responsibilities.
Posted by: arl | January 9, 2004 03:10 PM
Well whenever I think of Reggie, I always see visions of him half asleep....hmm weren't we the ones who were supposed to be jet lagged?? :) so from the few times I talked to him, he's a cool guy.
oh and congrats, good to hear.
Posted by: lea | January 9, 2004 03:47 PM
Reggie i am very proud of u ..... two big thumbs up for u!!!! yeah and as for the stories.... oh i have a lot of them..... me and Reggie go way back... in fact he used to babysit me and my little brother... so many stories, so many stories...Reggie was a good babysitter but i think we purposely gave him a hard time... but it was all out of love;)
Posted by: Daphy | January 9, 2004 04:44 PM
Reggie i am very proud of u ..... two big thumbs up for u!!!! yeah and as for the stories.... oh i have a lot of them..... me and Reggie go way back... in fact he used to babysit me and my little brother... so many stories, so many stories...Reggie was a good babysitter but i think we purposely gave him a hard time... but it was all out of love;)
Posted by: Daphy | January 9, 2004 04:45 PM
Reggie i am very proud of u ..... two big thumbs up for u!!!! yeah and as for the stories.... oh i have a lot of them..... me and Reggie go way back... in fact he used to babysit me and my little brother... so many stories, so many stories...Reggie was a good babysitter but i think we purposely gave him a hard time... but it was all out of love;)
Posted by: Daphy | January 9, 2004 04:45 PM
Reggie i am very proud of u ..... two big thumbs up for u!!!! yeah and as for the stories.... oh i have a lot of them..... me and Reggie go way back... in fact he used to babysit me and my little brother... so many stories, so many stories...Reggie was a good babysitter but i think we purposely gave him a hard time... but it was all out of love;)
Posted by: Daphy | January 9, 2004 04:46 PM
Reggie i am very proud of u ..... two big thumbs up for u!!!! yeah and as for the stories.... oh i have a lot of them..... me and Reggie go way back... in fact he used to babysit me and my little brother... so many stories, so many stories...Reggie was a good babysitter but i think we purposely gave him a hard time... but it was all out of love;)... and Reggie is also i great cousin ... he looks after me as if i was his little sister... isn't that sweet :) love u Reggie
Posted by: Daphy | January 9, 2004 04:49 PM
oops... my bad
Posted by: Daphy | January 9, 2004 04:50 PM
Reggie, first off, i'm so extremely proud of you for being appointed. Man that made my day! Anyways, i just want you to know that you are such an awesome person. YOu are an inspiration to me and i'm sure many others to just be a better person in general. I mean that. When i'm around you i think to myself...wow reggie is just such an incredible awesome person...As for stories...lets see, well most recently is the time we went to the mall with Tremaine to buy his mom so pantyhoses, and there was a nose trimmer and i picked it up and reggie goes, "Sheena!! put that thing down!!!....(if u dont get it u'd have to be there) anyhow it was sooooooooo funny that we laughed so loud we made a scene. But it was one of the funniest nights. And then there were all the times me REggie and Candance would hang out at Chick Fila and Barnes and Nobles after class...i miss those days sooo much... anyway, i love you soo much and just want you to know that i'm sooo proud of you!!!
Posted by: sheena | January 9, 2004 05:17 PM
Hi Reggie:
Congrats from your boyz in Knoxville: Nick and Jake!
Posted by: Jake | January 10, 2004 08:59 AM
Hey Reggie:
I am not sure I know you but congratulations on your appointment. You're a little closer to heaven now, er, I mean....Okay, maybe that was a little "theocratically incorrect" but nonetheless, way to go. As for myself, I hope to join the ranks one day (possibly also "theocratically incorrect").
Posted by: The Beau | January 10, 2004 05:56 PM
Congrats Reggie! Who could not love Reggie?!! He's the man! One day i will bake you a apple pie!!!
Posted by: Jillian | January 11, 2004 10:32 AM
Well, this brother is a good guy and a good spirtual man. And all that shows in him and in the hall. Keep up the good work Reggie!
Posted by: Robert J | January 16, 2004 12:06 PM
I don't know Reggie, but congratulations..It is always great to see a brother step-up and assume their roles in the congregation. Be a Jacob, not an Esau, who forsoke his right.
Cheers
Posted by: Yola | May 5, 2004 03:50 PM