Headed to Space.
Ever wanted to travel to space? Today Misconstrued Thoughts entered the ranks of the long list of those who are on there way to space. The Purpose of this mission is to have a spacecraft impact with Comet Temple 1. The crater created will allow research to be performed, therefore determining much about the comets history and more understanding on the makeup of the university.
Do you want to fly on the mission? Well you can! Misconstrued Thoughts will be there. Simply go to this site, and enter your name, which will be included on the spacecraft. True it ends in a crash landing... but hey it will be your first mission, we'll forgive you. (ah your tax dollars at work! (or not, if you are from a different country (or unemployed))
Also, if you ever get that feeling that your high and mighty. Here is a site to kick you back into reality. Never forget how small you are but how big you can be for those around you. **AND HOW AMAZING CREATION IS** Its stuff like this that helps put things in perspective. Watch this.... then walk away from the computer and go outside and lookup (and think)
Comments
For some reason the idea of this really scares me. I mean, what if strange alien creatures intercept this "Commet" that we speak of (Pfh..."Commet"...what is that anyway?) and get our "Names" off of a supposed "Disk" that just HAPPENS to have been "Placed Aboard A Spacecraft"?!?!?
IT ALL SOUNDS LIKE A CONSPIRACY TO ME!
How would they know that our names should be on a disk??? Unless of course they're already in contact with some...thing...some...terrible thing...and this means...of my god...this means...
...THAT JEREMY IS IN ON ALL OF IT!!! HE IS PLOTTING TO FEED US ALL TO THE ALIENS!!!
We allllllllll wondered how he got a sweet gig at NASA so effortlessly, and now, years later, the truth comes out! He made a deal with them, see...he made a deal with the men behind the curtain and their "friends; not from this town". He knew it was coming, and he traded us all in for a spot at ground zero so he could take his little pictures and say, "Mmwoo Mmwoo Mwahhhh, I was there! Mmyea Mmyea Mmyea!"
Run! Run Misconstrued Minds! Run and don't look back!
Our leader has foresaken us!!!
OUR LEADER HAS FORSAKEN US!!!
D.A.
Posted by: NoBodD | January 6, 2004 10:06 AM
It is true... it is true. But it is to late. I have uploaded everyone’s data to the mothership. She has devised an intricate diabolical plan to melt each and everyone’s minds away. It is called Mad Apple Disease. For years now I have claimed to be allergic to apples. But in reality every time you eat of the succulent fruit... the micromechanics built into the altered genetic code of this fruit you call apples takes a greater hold on all. In fact you may remember seeing some of these alien beings! There is no escape! Or is there... Next Tuesday the truth will be told!
Posted by: itzjerm | January 6, 2004 10:26 AM
GASP! *Spits out apple he was chewing* DA, am I going to die?
Posted by: Mindless Intelligence | January 6, 2004 12:20 PM
Good point about how amazing Jehovah's creation is, ever have any interesting conversations about that with your fellow Nasa co-workers? What do they think when they see those beautiful eagle cloud nebula, star nursery pillars of wonder? Surely not all of them think it was by chance.
BTW, I know that you are hiding hi res pictures of the mars face in your room. Don't pretend, they pay you extra to, don't they?! :p
Posted by: Dylan from ND eh? | January 6, 2004 03:08 PM
Johnny...you will only die if you do not put on your meat helmet.
So go!!! GO NOW!!! BUY GROUND BEEF!!! FASHION YOUR SAVIOR OUT OF DELICIOUS FLESH!!!
(man, I get too excited sometimes...)
D.A.
Posted by: NoBodD | January 6, 2004 03:49 PM
Im gonna die TWICE like a winner.
Posted by: Captian Jonathan!!! | January 6, 2004 04:17 PM
THERE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!! I CAN'T STOP THEM! O WAIT. I WAS DREAMING. Nevermind
Posted by: Sky | January 6, 2004 05:46 PM
Who's Johnny? Oh here's Johnny!
Posted by: Mindless Intelligence | January 6, 2004 11:30 PM
"Johnny Angry Johnny
This is This is
Jezebel in ..."
mmm...good stuff.
Posted by: tommy | January 7, 2004 12:22 AM
nice POE reference tommy. completly irrelevant but nice none the less
Posted by: case | January 7, 2004 01:42 PM