Creative Writing Thursday (Coming Soon)
OK, its creative writing Thursday, and I'm wanting to write something (more than just on the fly).. based on the Service Meeting part last night... but alas no time very hectic day at work... so we'll say coming soon.
Go ahead and add your own creative writing though!
And while you're waiting. I got a response back about my Hamburger wrapper (which is still available!)
Here is the dialog (Read from bottom to top...)
ah misconstruedthoughts! they are great!
----- Original Message -----
From:
To:
Sent: Tuesday, November 18, 2003 2:04 PM
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3364165475
Well, I have to agree with the country music thing. I've seen some ppeople around here that are suffering from '3 chord poisoning'. Theyget kind of a twitch, hum funny sounds with no headset on their head. As for your auction..seems to me that you are really depriving the land fill of needed cubic footage. I still think you're being bad!
>From: "Jeremy Myers"
>To:
>Subject: Re: Question for seller -- Item #3364165475
>Date: Thu, 20 Nov 2003 07:07:34 -0600
>
>No its not a joke, this is a real item I have up for bid! Look 2 people are
>bidding for it. They want to buy it. I went to great effort to aquire it.
>In my opinion country music shouldnt be sold. Its a total joke! Does that
>mean it shouldnt be sold on ebay?
>
>If you want another companies wrapper, well they are harder to get. If you
>end up with some mint condition boxes from Krystal, then you should put them
>up for sale. It is very hard to aquire these without greese stains!
>
>-Thank You...
>
>
>----- Original Message -----
>From:
>To:
>Sent: Tuesday, November 18, 2003 2:04 PM
>Subject: Question for seller -- Item #3364165475
>
>
> > This is bad, really bad..and yyou should git in trouble..really bad
>trouble! Ebay is serious..really serious. And its people like you who are
>giving it a bad name. you're probably saying 'it dosen't really matter..its
>just a joke' Well, its NOT! You are fust beingg annoying, and rude!
Comments
Wow, Jeremy, I had no idea that you knew the CEO of E-bay, or that his grammar and spelling were so atrocious. I'd say he couldn't take a joke, but then I'd be Captain Obvious. Anyways, here's what I'm thinking:
Dragons, fire, loose ends and cobblers,
cobble stone, fixed shoes, limp legs and hobblers,
Peaches and apples, bananas and half eaten pears,
Them they we and drains clogged with hairs,
Conspiracies, hatred, coups, and Bonnevilles,
strong weak overly unique and sunny villes.
Hunger oppression dictionaries and explanations,
Implicit egos intricacies underdeveloped nations,
third first last in between acts and scenes,
You me together happy in aspects of dreams,
prepositions turtle necks time cards and checks
phrases heads necks trucks cars and mental wrecks,
cream coffee sugar additives preservatives,
carbonation quotes contents and absurdities,
rhymes mixes drinks phones braces rudeness
unclean unwashed bad taste and pollutedness,
fame change money power wealth and vanity
privacy stability happiness and all my sanity
warm enjoyment forever together with friends
beginning conclusion incredible delusion the end.
Posted by: Mindless Intelligence | November 20, 2003 01:44 PM
OH yeah!! Someone who shalt remain nameless dug the guest host on my blog. =) I'm a genius (but only if dysfunction is a function)
Posted by: Mindless Intelligence | November 20, 2003 01:47 PM
No snot Thursday,
Aye couldn't wait.
So before then,
Aisle go own an' articulate.
Out of fear my young kidlings will soon not want to play with ol' daddio me. I know to hang most home hours
with multibarbiegirl and lil blonde hairy potty.
but to get them to be like
little woodland creaturettes
i sometimes haul em away
no things of man to beset
even off of the trails
deep into the woods
often
it's good
Posted by: das WhackMaster | November 26, 2003 08:26 AM