Misconstrued Thoughts : Yesterday's Misconstrued Thoughts Today

ah...Chad. my long LOST friend. Where have you been??? knoxville obviously. deffinitely. its been so long. ah yes. the days when chad and i enjoyed hop-scotch and jump rope. wonderful times, eh chad? except for when you took my rope and tripped me with it! i'll never forgive you! NEVER! just watch out all you friends of chad! he's a trippster!

Hi Everybody:
I am a very good friend of Chad, and have I got some stories! Actually, I Need Chad week to tell even half of them! Today, I will tell you some things that will help you get to know Chad a little better! He is better known in Knoxville as THE GREAT SHOULDER MAN! If you want to know why, you will have to e-mail me at TNdrummer1976@aol.com! Chad is the only guy I know that can where bright red nike shoes, while going to a formal party. He also is a MIGHTY MAN, well he works for Mighty auto parts. He has glowing red dice that hang from his mirror in his car. Chad is a good artist, and I have heard some of his movie ideas, and he is very creative! I still have questions, how he can make a scary alien movie into a musical! ??? I guess I will be so scard, yet happy at the same time, because before the aliens eat the guy, they do a musical #. Oh well, I never claimed to understand movie producers. Well, if you want to know more about Chad, just ask, I tell all!

Jake

Hi:
My name is Nick, and I am a Black Man from Knoxville. Dont let his outer exterior fool you. HE IS A BLACK MAN FROM MARS! That is why he is doing a movie about aliens.I have come to this conclusion through carfull observation of Chads behavior. He has an abnormal craven for hot spicy chicken. Every road trip we have ever been on, we have been lost and in danger in the hood, because Chad has cought the scent of some spicy chicken in the air! (Popie's Chicken) Do white people even know what Popies Chicken is? Only the Black ones pretending to be white! I have not even mentioned that his car is the only one in the suburbs with glowing red dice, and he wears matching red nikes, just like a pimp! No Chad is not a white man, but a Black man from mars, who has fatherd at least one alien son named tubias. He is hideing here on the planet earth to avoid child support payments, and for the popies chicken! If you study the picture real close, you can see evidence of Chads alien background, by the huge pretruding shoulders. No human, or beast on earth has shoulders that enormas, but I would never hold this against Chad, because aliens need love to! For a alien you are pretty cool in my book, as long as you understand, no matter what planet you are from, keep you hands of my chicken, spicy or not, because I am a black man from earth, and we dont play that! I dont want to hurt you Chad, my alien friend, but if you get all up in my coolaid, I will!
Nick Green

Hi, this is Nick (white Nick), Chad's brother. I just came to say that I was the original red shoe wearer! Way before him I was wearing those, and before that almost solid blue shoes... But on with my point! Chad took my sense of style (shoe style, that is), and I'll never forgive him for that! Now I'll have to live in the shadows of his large shoulders forever...

Chad, the purveyor of. . .Chaddom. I've met Chad, and creative he is. . .I think. Actually I don't think i've met him, but i met black Nick. I think. I really don't know. I'm just posting cause I'm bored. Yeah, I know. . .sorry.

Hey, Chad. I think I remember him. I think I meet him at a party a while back. He was with Black Nick and Yuri and another guy who eats a lot. We went to IHOP that morning after the party. I think this is the Chad I meet. But whatever. I really don't have much to say about the guy. I can't even remember if it was him I meet. I'm with Javann on this one. I'm bored.

The first time I met Chad he asked me to be The Creature in one of his films. I have loved him ever since.

D.A.

Tommy, I don't even know who you are. What city did we play hopscotch in? But I have to admit, pulling on your jump rope sounds like something I would do.

Jake, thanks for the compliments.

Black Nick, actually I'm an Asian alien.

Brother Nick, you have no style to steal.

The two guys who are bored... I'm sorry, I'M SORRY... I don't remember who you are either.

DA, I love you, too.

Jeremy, I know, that you know, that I know you play a part at NASA in the whole cow flatulence conspiracy. I will not be intimidated by the men in black you sent to my house. The truth will come out in THE END... Be it a cow's or your own... Well, I guess I'm like those bored guys. I'm rambling now, goodbye.

I wrote a little something for our friend Chad.

His name is The Chad, he is our friend.
He would follow us to the bitter end.
He used be quiet, some would say shy.
But now he cocky, you might even say sly.
He writes scripts that to me don't make sense.
And around any ladies he always gets tense.
But one thing is for sure he is a cool guy.
Even though last night he tried to grab my thigh.

Dear Mr. "The Chad",
I once loved a woman named Chad.
She was a coffee bean picker down in Guatamala.
I miss "That Chad".
We had good times, we did, "That Chad" and myself, picking coffee beans and throwing them at one another, so playful we were.
Once, I had a coffee bean lodged in my nostril;
She had to blow in the other nostril to get it undone...Ah, but anyway, any stories about "The Chad"..."The Chad", amazing he is, with all his talent, and greatness, and wonderful asssssets. Maybe I was never in love with a coffee bean picker from Guatamala; Maybe, I just dreamed that "The Chad" was "That Chad", however it works, "The Chad" is a mighty mighty man.
However you may want to look at it, here we are writing about him, on a webpage dedicated to him. Loyal slaves we are to "King Chad"! And the cats in the craddle with the silver spoon, the little boy blue and the man in the moon, when you coming home "The Chad"? I don't know when, but we'll be together then, ah yes , I know we're gonna have a good time then. And in closing, here are some final thoughts on "The Chad":

Chad, uh!
It ryhmes with Bad, uh uh!
and sad, and glad, and mad, and dad, and....Bad! again. uh uh!

He's one grand guy! uh!
He'll make you cry, uh uh!
and die inside, you'll fly so high, you'll fall right down from the sky, never ever asking why, you are singing The Chad lullaby.

It's kinda catchy ya know. With the "uh's" in it, you can hear it in your head: "chad, bad, uh!, sad, dodaleedo, uh! bee bop n skootalee beep." im dun
j

Ah.....THE CHAD. Yet another of your memorable poses.......what I can't understand is how the picture actually got your shoulders in it, I mean, they are just HUGE. I was wondering if maybe....just maybe, if you aren't too busy with your modeling career, you could help me work on my shoulders? Also, I'm having a little trouble with the ladies....maybe you could instruct me in "THE CHAD CHARMS"...............

/chad/ n. 1. [common] The perforated edge strips on
printer paper, after they have been separated from the printed
portion. Also called selvage, perf, and ripoff. 2. obs. The
confetti-like paper bits punched out of cards or paper tape; this
has also been called `chaff', `computer confetti', and `keypunch
droppings'. It's reported that this was very old Army slang, and it
may now be mainstream; it has been reported seen (1993) in
directions for a card-based voting machine in California.

Historical note: One correspondent believes `chad' (sense 2)
derives from the Chadless keypunch (named for its inventor), which
cut little u-shaped tabs in the card to make a hole when the tab
folded back, rather than punching out a circle/rectangle; it was
clear that if the Chadless keypunch didn't make them, then the stuff
that other keypunches made had to be `chad'. There is a legend that
the word was originally acronymic, standing for "Card Hole Aggregate
Debris", but this has all the earmarks of a backronym.

That pretty much says it all.

i need something good to die for,
to make it beautiful to live...

kC

i would just like to thank kC for clearing up the definition of /chad/. i was totally confused for the longest time as to the meaning of chad, the meaning of life, why are we here, the chicken or the egg, budweiser or miller high life. see, early on in life i found myself; well i wont get technical or graphic, but it was construed or shall i say misconstrued by me, but, goodness was i ever wrong. thanks to kC, i now know the error of my way. so heres to you, you real american hero, the definer of chadom, and all that is great and holy.