Misconstrued Thoughts : Yesterday's Misconstrued Thoughts Today

I got my facts straight from a CD magazine.. so they gotta be true.. they just gotta...

The Face of a penny holds 30 drops of water!

Pigs can become alcholics.

Only 55% of all Americans know that the sun is a star.

A bule whales tounge weighs more that a elephant.

There are more that 1000 chemicals in a cup of coffee. Of these only 26 have been tested and half caused cancer in rats.

55,700 people in the US are injured by jewelry each year.

Have a wonderful weekend everyone!!

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,

but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

Since I drink too much Snapple I thought I might as well put these caps to good use

*Panama is the only place in the world where you can see the sun rise on the Pacific and set on the Atlantic.
**Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts seawater to fresh water.
***A male kangaroo is called a boomer.
****One alternate title that had been considered for NBCs Friends was insomnia cafe.
*****The first jukebox was located in San Francisco in 1899
....and theres some useless facts for today!!!!

You know I hate taking Asprin when I have a headache because of the taste. So I think I will invent "Fried Chicken" flavored Asprin. And we really should really stop taking peppermints for granted, no one really looks at them as real candy. In "The Great Tribulation" we may have to eat them all day. Hey its a thought!

What's with psychological mind games!!!--

It is a fact that the close door button on an elevator is strictly for psychological purposes.

A cell phone antenna has no purpose other than making you think that a 2 inch extention to your phone will help you get better reception. It is not connected to the circuitry!

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What's this about?--(well at least their keeping entertained-?) =)

The Ainu people, originally from islands north of Japan, traditionally entertained themselves by singing into each other's mouths!
(From Malm, Willian, Japanese Music and Musical Instruments.)

The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it.
---yum!---
not good news for vegitarians!

Umm... i think the antena does have a purpose..

but it depends on the service, if you have a cdma service it matters, but if you are on pcs then no it wouldnt matter... but those dont have antenans anyway. Antenna helps prevent the blockage of your head, in such services... among other things

of course im not an electical engineer... hmm we need to get Bro Shee on here...

For once I feel as though I learned something from this page. I didn't know that about the penguins. Mikes says that's also true about pelicans,turns,albatross's and the like... oh sorry that's not really what todays topic was about. Did you know that if need be clown fish can change their sex from male to female. (Hermaphroditic)

so i need ideas.. i have to memorize a poem for poetry class. i need a good one.. that isn't toooo short.. but isn't very long either.. anyone got a good poem?? preferable not one made up jeremy:) hehe

I only have one poem memorized Darcie...i recomend it i've rememberd it since 3rd grade

Its called Ladies and Jellyspoons

Ladies and jellyspoons,

I come before you
to stand behind you
to tell you something
I know nothing about.

Next Thursday,
the day after Friday,
there will be a ladies' meeting
for men only.

Admission is free,
you can pay at the door.
We'll give you a seat,
so you can sit on the floor.

Here's one I learned in 3rd grade too.

"The Eagle"

He clasps the crag with crooked hands
Close to the sun in lonely lands
Ringed with the azure world he stands

The wrinkled sea beneath him crawls
He watches from his mountain walls
And like a thunderbolt!
He falls

JAVANN!!

Is Javann still alive? I've barely talked to him for several days, and I think I'm really talking to an alien double. Now, I don't know what Jeremy's statement on that would be...but, oh well.

Really I'm just posting here because I'm bored. That's sad. Sad for you. You have to listen to my babbling. Don't you feel special?

Is Javann dead, or did the aliens take him back home? Nobody knows.

HEY! I just happened across this page b/c i did i search on ladies and jellyspoons - a poem i've known since I was like.. six! I wanted to tell it to a co-worker, but wasnt sure about the last line. ANYWAY... to make a long story short, found this board by accident (sort of) ... very interesting.

Since you gave me the last verse for my nonsense poem, I'll give sumn back, and yes, you have to keep it...

One bright morning in the middle of the night
Two dumb boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And came and arrested those two dumb boys!

Thats it.. I'm done! Please don't throw rotten eggs... *gone*

Oh... and if you dont believe my story is true, then ask the blind man... he saw it too!