What is a redneck?
Well not sure I can answer that question, but as we traveled the mountains of North Georgia this past weekend, we did run into this guy...well not actually physically, but we did park next to this amazing vehicle. I mean... what can one say except, what an amazing car. When people mistake your car for an entry into a demolation derby... now then you are dealing with a beut of a car!
OK, well today is quote WEdnesday dont forget to add your quotes
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
- Jeff Foxworthy
If you own a car with a rebel flag painted on the hood, you smoke at 18, people have signed your car, it has mud on it, and its ready for a demolation derby, YOU ARE a redneck
-Jeremy
Comments
A little nonsense now and then is cherished by the wisest men. - Roald Dahl, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck. -- George Carlin
Posted by: Sarah | September 17, 2003 10:30 AM
Oh, don't get me started on her, "sweetie."
Speaking of incompetence, did you see who was running the sound?
Wrrld n da heavens!
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As an aside, there should be a way that Elise can post her cartoons on this site. I'm sure everyone would find them entertaining.
Posted by: Tim Marks | September 17, 2003 12:59 PM
well--back in the office--so a quick quote for me-
"All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind"
-Aristotle
;0P
Posted by: Jen | September 17, 2003 03:33 PM
"i know my free stuff"
-jerm
there...i got it in the write place now
Posted by: tommy | September 17, 2003 06:27 PM
No yelling on the bus!!!!!
Posted by: mark | September 17, 2003 06:56 PM
"I'M GOING TO AN INTERNATIONAL CONVENTION!!! AND ITS IN SOUTH AFRICA!!!!!!!!!"
TIM MARKS
Posted by: tommy | September 17, 2003 08:04 PM
No, no, no! If you're female, you have zero teeth (GUMBY!),and an empty coffee can filled with tobacco sludge sits on your coffee table, YOU ARE MOST DEFINITELY A REDNECK! (Or you're a Wez Virginin'HICK!)I have studied with some older folks like this. YUCK! Imagine an individual like this looking into your eyes and saying: "PUCKER UP SHWEETAY!" Mmm Mmm Mmm YUMMY! Talk about gagging me with a spoon.
Posted by: Amanda Palmateer | September 17, 2003 08:29 PM
"if you are bored when alone
it is your own fault"
-unknown
Posted by: lea | September 17, 2003 08:34 PM
ouch ..... hmmmm so that was a bad idea after all
Posted by: mountain biker | September 17, 2003 08:59 PM
I'm in class right now, but here are some quotes I liked!!!!
There are two ways to spread the light: to be the candle, or the mirror that reflects it.
---Edith Wharton
Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.
---Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr
Posted by: Christine | September 17, 2003 09:56 PM
"Happy families are all all like; unhappy families are all unhappy in their own way."
- Leo Tolstoy
Posted by: Jonathan | September 17, 2003 10:21 PM
please define a redneck. what is the definition of redneck? in my country, people say a redneck is a person who discriminates people of other colors. is it true?
Posted by: susan | March 9, 2004 10:10 AM
Well Susan, who ever you may be ... a redneck would be defined in general as a good ol boy. Many would be racist, but not all. Usually not an owner of refinement. They are the country boys... easily entertained... a little rude. Generally not a pleasent thing to be. (In my opinoin... and i consider myself a country boy... but i like to think somewhat refined and cultured... but also apreciating the country life)
hope this helps some
Posted by: itzjerm | March 9, 2004 10:51 AM
to me a redneck is a person with a glorius absence of sofistacation
-jeff foxworthy
but to me a redneck is a person who lacks intellegencs caint spell and just a good ole boy nuttin more and if you drive a ford not a chevy ford means found on redneck driveway not _____ over rebuilt dodge
Posted by: josh | March 19, 2004 08:22 PM