Torture Chambers of the 21st Century
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What is it about terror that intrigues people? Amusement parks remind me very much of ... well probably what once had been torture chambers, the only difference is we assume we wont be hurt or killed (probably often a wrong assumption) ... oh and we stand in line to experience this.
Now this isnt true of all. But lets go through a little proof.
First This really looks like a torture device? Yes?
Second Does this sound like anything except torture for Kate? Yes?
Third More proof that this looks and sounds like torture, well obviously Tony is the kind of person you would have to exert more torture on. We'll have to get Humperdink on that, and bring in Miracle Max for Kate's sake.
But hope all had fun, or were terrorized, what ever you was looking for at six flags. Its amazing how few people you actually run into when you are there. But know many of you were there. The only person I ran into was this one older lady, man knocked her right down, but I did help her up.
Comments
Thats something Ive been wondering for years, seriously.
Posted by: Jonathan | September 2, 2003 09:58 AM
getting yelled at by a lifeguard only 45 seconds after we got inside the park, always a good way to start the day.
Posted by: sunburned | September 2, 2003 03:21 PM
Wow! we just went throught the same terror about a month ago. Did you guys get on the Arachnaphobia? Well we did not once but twwwicee!! I must have been out of my mind. But the bad part about it is when you get to the top the dude is in the booth and he is like, "What happens to the itsy bity spider when she reaches the top, SHE FALLS!!!! And then the ride just drops, and your like thanking Jehovah that your still alive. I am still sleeping with my mom over that nightmare!
Posted by: Ashley K. Bone | September 2, 2003 05:44 PM
I'm still mourning the loss of Opry Land...I only got to go once before they closed it down...dumb people. I gotta go to six flags sometime. We only get this cheesy carnival thing with like 3 decent rides, and two crappy ones at the mall once in a while.
Posted by: Laura | September 2, 2003 05:48 PM
Is it fair, to say that there is a fair in H'ville...
I am making a fair assumption, on this fair day
It if a fairly small fair, but perhaps it will be fairly good
fairwell...
Posted by: Master Priddy | September 2, 2003 06:34 PM
oh, and here is another torture device, notice the screams and the misdirected counting... sounds like this guy is from alabama
another torture device
Posted by: Master Priddy | September 2, 2003 09:36 PM
oops wrong address...
the torture device
Posted by: Master Priddy | September 2, 2003 09:37 PM
Wow. Torture. Sounds like fun. I'm going to go do something to lose some height now, so I can actually fit on some of those torture devices. Stupid thyroid gland.
Posted by: Mindless Intelligence | September 2, 2003 11:55 PM
Kate is the horror movie in the 50's scream goddess. ONe time when we were in the car i was trying to master the horror movie scream. She was coaching me and then she just nailed it out of no where. I looked over and she was in black and white, straight out of the movies.
Posted by: amber | September 3, 2003 05:00 PM