Mars...Closer than you think!
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Well this week marks the closest that earth will be to mars in the next whole buncha years. And this fact has had a profound effect on the people of a small community in North Alabama.
Everything seemed fine in this small community... that is until they arrived, from all around they arrived!
As you see in the picture above The Incredible Jason arrived from the planet Xeertex. And everything seemed fine until the FBI stepped in. TIJ stepped in to bring an end to this threat, turning a peaceful visit to danger...
The FBI was soon unknowingly eliminated
As word across the universe spread, fellow friends of TIJ arrived!
BatFlint arrived from Buttemustiv.
SuperJer (a cross of superman and Darth Maul) arrived from Jorzooo
along with his side kix SuperSoxx
And finally the Diva from the 8th Element Arrived
With forces assembled, they could now go protect there friend TIJ, and bring humanity to its respectful end!
TIJ discovered more problems though in his arrival on earth as some of the once easy task of life became unkown and complex, creating problems for him and all those around him!
Problems grew, as NASA stepped in trying to rid the earth of the evils of the universe, protecting their long unknown hidden heards of cattle.
The Diva was left with no option but to phone home for more help.
Help quickly arrived in its puniest form
But then the Dirty Quadrants arrived from Clanaxx
They soon took over NASA, but turned on those they had arrived to help! BatFlint fled in terror, NonDressedFlint, and Wimmpybear also became frightened.
Yet the Diva took much of the attack!
Yet SuperSoxx was the only casualty,
through Oscar..imean supersoxx greatest efforts he had rid the plant of evil
Aliens can rest assured that peace as once again reached the universe... Well until Episode V at least The Jermzo Strikes Back.
Comments
Im scared because I dont know who any of those people are, and I was sure I knew everyone in the world. Crap!
Posted by: Jonathan | August 24, 2003 04:52 PM
Dang. i never knew i was aquainted w/ a professional Sci-Fi makeup artist! What a crazy world this is!
Posted by: heidi | August 24, 2003 11:49 PM
Hi I'm the second Martian on the left! My wife Gretchen is the the first on the left. We never knew humans tasted so good. (Kinda like chicken.) Maybe we will see you next time our planet comes around, in a millenium or so.
Posted by: Walter | August 25, 2003 09:31 AM
Wimpy Bear?!?!?? They were evil flesh eating monsters with breath like rotten chocolate patties and they were talking in this weird harsh alien tone that would've made klingnon sound pleasant. Since me and J. . .uh Batflint were the largest ones, we thought we'd offer your puny bodies as an appetizer so we could leave. Unfortunately, at first glance, these aliens appeared to have a predilection for slaughtering those of us humans who could be classified as uh. . .dark meat. So we decided to let the um. . .white meat deal with the aliens, since you had nothing to fear. Clear logical thinking like that is all it takes. That's all it take.
Posted by: Mindless Intelligence | August 25, 2003 11:40 AM
That's awesome...I wish someone would have an alien party here. That would totally rock.
Posted by: Laura | August 25, 2003 04:23 PM