I dreamed last night that I had to kill all the wart hogs on Nasa property.
-Stephanie
I'm being Lynched!
-Skylar, on the ground as Mallory pelted him with Paintballs from a slingshot... ok i was in on the action too...
Skylar, will you come out here so we can hit you with paintballs?
-Mallory asking Skylar to come outside.
Posted by itzjerm at March 16, 2005 08:54 AM"it's either coffee or...fritos."
-autumn
"see...i was thinking bandaids"
-me
last night-after detecting a faint tincture of skunk essence in the air.
"remember guys - no stimulating.....i mean simulating!!"
-hannah
That stings!!
- Skyler, as he was showing us the welt on his back
Don't let Skyler sit next to us.
- Jared, because he thought Skyler said "that STINKS"
"What? Pain was inflicted on Skyler and I missed it?"
-Javann when he read this morning's post
This is a dream sequence:
"Well I not surprised you got fired for eating at your desk. At NASA, we have to cover our popcorn with a napkin, or we'll get fired." - Jeremy when I told him I got fired from my job
Gee, I hope Huntsville shows up to play football with us in Cookeville on Mar 26th @ 1:00 to answer our challenge.
-Mongo while sipping hot tea talking to Zog
let's see, my parents' anniversary thing or football against cookeville varsity?
-Huntsville guy going through moral dilemna
No, no more football talk on my website, ya'll can start ya'lls own site -
-Jerm after he was asked about all the football talk on his website.
(So if ya'll don't have any lives and just have to talk trash, you can direct it to my email address or any other hvlle guys, just don't post no more on Jerm's website)
Let's do the game in late July. That would be perfect I think.
Posted by: Tre at March 16, 2005 02:30 PMthe first time i ate at outback was the most i'd ever spent on a meal. It was like 7.78 including tax, it bothers me to this very day just thinking about it.
Kevin (King of Frugality...) That cracked me up.
Posted by: itzjerm at March 16, 2005 02:32 PM"Word Search!!!"
-Trashy yelling out in class after finding a wordsearch in her workbook
"There goes that Korean Tourettes again..."
-Instructor shaking his head
"he he he he.... lets call it Korettes!"
-Class chiming in