So... One day left in Canada eh? And what shall I do? My goal is to knock myself out to a state of dillusion. How? Well I have tried doing this through snowbaording... through cross country skiing (It is way harder than you would think... don't knock it). And of course those random acts of craziness that strike me now and then. But back to the question at hand... how? Tomorrow I will make this more a Canadian Experience than ever... Tomorrow I put on my skates... I put on my Jersey... I'll throw in my mouth piece... and I shall get smashed into the walls in a small ice skate rink in centeral Vancouver. Tomorrow... Tomorrow I shall play hockey.
A few quotes from the assembly this past weekend:
Have you found you have gone from drinking American Beer to Canadian Beer to Hard Liquor?
-WT Summary
Treat your wife as if she is a Thorough Bred, otherwise she'll turn out to be a Nag.
-Talk on Families
Posted by itzjerm at January 17, 2005 02:26 AM"I used to drink wine and chase it beer, so I could get the kind of high I wanted."
"Brother Tucker, could you turn the sound up a bit? I can't hear, but its not because I'm drunk."
"I used to drink moonshine too. I would drink so much, that the next morning when I woke up, I could drink a glass of water and get drunk again."
-Bro. Kenner, while conducting the Watchtower
Posted by: What, You're Expecting My Name Here? at January 17, 2005 03:00 PMand i was laughing the whole time
Posted by: Priddy the Hut at January 17, 2005 06:49 PMOk...has anyone ever heard the rhyme that brothers have used along the years? It starts off with-
"if you can go to the mall, you can go to the hall..."
Or is that a phrase only used here in the A-K Rowdy-Rowdy?
Posted by: Ben Williams at January 17, 2005 06:59 PMI think the quote on marriage was... treat her like a thorough bred and she won't turn into a nag.
Posted by: ps at January 17, 2005 07:22 PMman, you are going to get beat up for just posting that... let me tell you form expereience, you should think about things that are funny in your head before you post them to a blog.
so, is canadidan beer better? does a regular canadian "light" not "lite" beer have more alcohol, eh?
Posted by: Priddy the Hut at January 17, 2005 10:02 PMugh...i survived canada... but it whooped my tail.I survived hockey... but alas... the pain...
Posted by: itzjerm at January 18, 2005 02:28 AMI was afraid you'd find a way to cut yourself with your own skate. Have fun squeezing those sore legs into your airplane seat, i suggest drinking 5 red bulls in rapid succession before the flight.
Posted by: Thomas at January 18, 2005 02:53 AM"Who better to toast than Jehovah God. And since we're to give him infinate amounts of praise, one could become plastered just from toasting to our God....so that's another reason we don't toast...so we don't get plastered"
-Brother Harold Dies(90 year old bethelite-annointed brother) doing the Watchtower at the Circuit Assembly this weekend, remarking on why we don't toast.
Posted by: Nina at January 18, 2005 10:36 AMJeremy,
It was nice getting to know you this last week. Keep your eye open for some good deals from Vancouver to Alabama, would ya? I wanna go eat me some deep-fried FROG LEGS. And next time you come out, I'm playing hoecky with ya.