One mustn't critisize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself.
-Mark Twaine
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Posted by itzjerm at November 10, 2004 07:19 AM"I have a thing for short girls." - Javann
"Between picking a girl that's ugly or unspiritual, I'd go with unspiritual because you can change her spirituality. You can't change ugly." - Javann
Posted by: Tre at November 10, 2004 08:48 AM"i think i'm about to go into a food coma."-jeremy hilliard everytime he eats a big meal
Posted by: kim at November 10, 2004 10:09 AM"You can change ugly, surgery."
-Tre
"Well, ugly can only be changed so much, and it takes time, effort and money."
-Javann, in response
"Totally gives the month a bad name."
-Javann
"Do You Realize What you are Saying?"
-Jeremy
Posted by: itzjerm at November 10, 2004 10:35 AM“O.K., let me explain this concept – When I say something to you, you are supposed to reply back to me and so forth and so on. It’s called CONVERSATION.”
- British brother after a frustrating attempt to talk to my father.
Give me a lever long enough, and i'll lift the world.
- archimedes
simple machines, when did you last use one?
Posted by: tommyb at November 10, 2004 09:32 PM