"Oh, I'll get this house. I understand best people who are druggies".
-Girl in North Dakota out in Service.
"Playing a frenchhorn is like openly saying Hi I'm Gay..."
-Javann talking about playing a frenchhorn as a kid...
Add your quotes!
Posted by itzjerm at September 29, 2004 08:00 PM"The only thing the vivisection of post-modernism has revealed is a self referential ennui."-Bill Cosby
Posted by: Jon Houser at September 29, 2004 10:49 AM"Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)
Based on that last comment... I think I finally understand country music... wait no no... thats not music and only music can be sung
Posted by: itzjerm at September 29, 2004 01:00 PM"Shakespear was a jerk!"
Leo Tolstoy
"Turn therefore from the common themes to those which your everyday life affords; depict your sorrows and desires, your passing thoughts and belief in some kind of beauty -depict all that with heartfelt, quiet, humble sincerity and use to express yourself the things that surround you."
Rainer Maria Rilke
-Letters to a Young Poet
An angry, well to do english woman speaking to Sir Winston Churchill:
"Sir, if I were your wife I would poison your tea."
Sir Winston Churchill: "Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it." :p
"If I would have known about all this I would have just became a simple watchmaker." -Albert Einstein, commenting on the atom bomb and the emerging nuclear age
Posted by: Dylan at September 29, 2004 02:20 PM"Strange how the ears ring...after a night of wrongdoing
Strange how the arms sting...when you're left holding nothing"
Rainer Maria (without the Rilke)
nice....yeah i like that rainer maria too!!
;op
Posted by: jen =) at September 29, 2004 04:02 PM"Ya know, when a squirrel comes up to you, it's kind of a compliment...I mean, squirrels don't just go up to anybody."
-Reed
Ever get in one of those moods where you want to do something, but don't want to do anything all at the same time?
Yep.
Si.
Uh-huh.
Dah.
Posted by: D.A. at September 29, 2004 09:50 PMFirstly, you must find.... ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!
THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
- A Knight who says, "Ni" (Monty Python and The Holy Grail)
Posted by: Michael (one of TBFND) at September 29, 2004 10:43 PMdrink to me, babe, then
Posted by: a. c. newman at September 29, 2004 11:23 PMNi
Ni
Ni
But why say "Ni" when you could say...'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zu-owly-zhiv'?
Posted by: Emily at September 30, 2004 01:53 PMNi
Posted by: itzjerm at September 30, 2004 02:52 PM