July 14, 2004
The Dragon and his quotes... its Wednesday
Oh, I know I'll call myself the Dragon, and I'll get in Moshpits, and right when they are fixing to slam me... bamm... enter the dragon. Look Out Bob Lord of the Moshpit.
-Jeremy (See picture above)
Near death expereinces are pretty cool, after you know for sure they were just near death.
-Jeremy (After he was trapped under a waterfall, escaping, somehow, without breaking his foot)
She's so annoying I would slap her too
-Mom (Enough about that one).
You know more about our products than I do. What are you a genious? I've got a college degree, but I dont feel like I know anything now. Wait! I'm on MTV punked aren't I?
-Girl in Cell Phone store (as she looks around for the camera crew).
(Wow I had several stored up! add your quotes!)
Posted by itzjerm at July 14, 2004 11:09 PMcraziness is doing something you know won't work and sanity is to keep doing it.~ branden
A door keeps turning upon it's pivot, and the lazy one upon his couch~ proverbs 26:14
Posted by: mel at July 14, 2004 09:56 AMI drank a lava lamp, its not really lava....
-Rick (Anchorman)
Posted by: case at July 14, 2004 10:01 AMI'm bored
~Kevin
(a 4 year old in my hall tells me this while fire trucks are in the back yard putting out fire and my brother is being taken away by an ambulance!)
Posted by: Jillian at July 14, 2004 11:03 AMthat one always cracks me up jillian...
Posted by: itzjerm at July 14, 2004 11:35 AMMe chewing out a mechanic:
"So what, next year when it goes bad again, I'm supposed to give you guys another $1400? I'm sure the salvage yards need it, seeing how they pay the huge sum of $55 a car. I know, I'll just claim you and your shop as a dependent on my taxes, and then that way, it won't be such a big deal everytime you do shoddy work and I have to bring my car back down to you. That makes perfect sense. Just put the car out front, I'm coming to get it."
"Man, I knew if I went to prison, I'd probably get the living daylights beat out of me, but I'd leave them knowing that they were in a fight. I might have gotten jumped but, I wasn't going down like no sacrificial lamb."
-My dad
"Stupid Tazmania!"
-Skyler
Oops it's supposed to say insanity rather than sanity. Sorry.
Posted by: mel at July 14, 2004 02:23 PMI love lamp- Anchorman
Don't think of us a co-anchors, think of us as...co-people- Anchorman
Posted by: Nina at July 14, 2004 03:53 PMDo not be concerned if you hear tornado sirens going off, the national weather service has canceled the tornado warning.
-Weatherman, during a huge storm this afternoon
Posted by: itzjerm at July 14, 2004 04:54 PM"I never think of the future - it comes soon enough."
Albert Einstein
"Imagination is more important than knowledge..."
Albert Einstein
the whole quote...
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-Einstein
So the point is knowledge is limited, but in honesty... it can go along way, so never forget that knowledge must be taken in to make your imagination more productive
-Jeremy
Posted by: itzjerm at July 14, 2004 09:47 PMdelurking to say hi
Posted by: Tranny at March 30, 2005 01:53 AM