"I believe anyone who can breathe fire can take care of themselves on the streets of New York"
-Jared (My Hawaiian Roommate at Bethel, after I told him not to worry if I didn’t come back from a trip into the Bronx).
(add your quotes...)
Posted by itzjerm at June 30, 2004 07:39 AM"I wanted to say, 'Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.' But I didn't want to offend any of the retarded people."
-Javann
"Yeah, but they're still retarded."
-Someone who heard the above. . .
"You don't have to go home, but please leave!"
-Caretaker at the Wheedon House Musuem
"Sure I know the weather, I just got off the phone with the Lord."
-Lady, in response to Judi's question as to whether or not she knew how the weather would be.
"I bet that was some long distance. . ."
-Jared to lady
"I bet the lord calls collect. . ."
-Javann after the above
"Its okay, they're Canadian."
-Javann's get out of jail free pass.
"Do it again"
-The Beau, after I blew a ball of fire while camping...
completely unrelated to the second degree burn on my arm.
Posted by: case at June 30, 2004 10:33 AM"What happened to my post? Chuck Norris..."
Posted by: D.A. at June 30, 2004 01:45 PM"These allegations were not substantiated by the prosecution and the investigations were terminated on several occasions due to lack of corpus delicti."
-the rockin Aaron Rhodes
executive director of international helsinki federation for human right
this quote came from his Letter
Posted by: tommy at June 30, 2004 05:57 PMwhat is corpus delicti?
yeah, i didn't know either.
the society linked that letter to their page since it does deal directly with us.
"Booyah! In your face, Canadian girls!"
-Javann, to Canadian girs upon finding street after not following their directions
"Whatever, American boy. . ."
-Lea, after Javann said above