"I didnt live 74 years for nothing! I've lived that long so I can be looney and say what ever comes to my mind, and no one can question it"
-A sister in a congregation in Utah talking to me after the meeting
"Oh this is nasty, it has everything in it no candybar should ever have in it!"
-My response after I bit into a "famous" Idaho Spud Candy Bar.
Add your quotes! (And dont eat Idaho Spud Bars!).
Posted by itzjerm at May 26, 2004 11:22 PMI can't remember any really bad quotes. . .well a few. . .
"Its great to meet you for the first time ever in life."
-Robbery (as I call him) to Javann, after meeting him for the third time
"Dude, did you see my room?"
-Ben
"You guys are pathetic, don't quit your dayj- *gurgle*"
-Brent, heckling right before being dunked
"If you ever go off on me like that again, its going to be me and you. . .and a Bible. . .talking. . .about how unChristianlike that is. . ."
-The Tommy
"What's up, homeslice?"
-Captain Jon (where've ya been?)
"OOOO YA'LL GOT PINK KOOL-AID?!"
-LaShea(?)
That'll do it for me. . .I pulled more out of my addled brain that normal. I think I deserve a cookie. Or at least some Kool-Aid. What flavor? Red.
Posted by: Javann Lives! at May 26, 2004 06:33 AMOh and whoever was pretending to be me a bit back. . .that's gotta be the best job I've seen in a while. . .yeah its been a few days (weeks?) since that happened, but I'm slow, and besides, that was a really job pretending to be me. All the bases were covered. . .the correct spelling, complex sentence structure, and even the incredible "I'm-a-jerk-and-I-like-it" attitude. A tad too optimistic though. Just a tad. Keep up the good work.
Posted by: Javann Lives! at May 26, 2004 06:35 AMWhat's going down Javann. I'm around. I'm just not so loquacious nowadays what with the nothing to say and all that. You know. And now for a quote:
"If you ever go off on me like that again, its going to be me and you. . .and a Bible. . .talking. . .about how unChristianlike that is. . ."
-The Tommy
That's my quote too. I like it.
Posted by: Captain Jonathan!!! at May 26, 2004 05:19 PMBan fear, sing in public.
Ban broken hearts, kiss a stranger.
Posted by: mel at May 28, 2004 12:48 PM"Did you see the Passion of the Christ? It was so uplifting!"
My friend: "I don't need to see the movie, I read the book."
Boo ya.
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