May 21, 2004
Alan AK AJ Friday
OK, so maybe thats not allen, but it is whats always on his MSN login.
Send me your allen pictures
Anyway its allen Friday. Allen has been quiet helpful in getting this site actually initally started, with his computer expertise. But maybe we should question that expertise. Sure he has writen computer code thats on the spacestation, and has flown on the shuttle. But but...
You see this past weekend, I discovered a little site that reads text to you, check it out its pretty cool! Anyway, we made a couple of calls to Allen stating that the phone network had aquired a virus, and that there was a problem. After about two calls (and both myself and Reggie denieing knowledge of what was going on).... then we left this message (listen to it). Well seems this all seemed very convincing to allen. For last night when we were talking, he said he had contacted the fraud department at Verizon. Speaking of the strange messages, asking if there was a virus. They stated he was a bit crazy to think there was a virus, and as for the caller - contact the police. They even spent a few days trying to trace the call. Their conclusion the number didnt exist. Hahaha... well seems we've beet the system. But anyways Allen is happy now to know he isn't going to have any excessive charges from Russia this month.
Oh, and if you dont know who allen is, maybe you need to listen to his voice.
A friday first - Its the allen song, sang by he himself! (listen)
Yeah, I remember the time Allen wrote an incredibly brilliant piece of code for me that was supposed to revolutionize the way email forms function on the internet. I loaded it on my server and found that it was actually a virus. It destroyed my $5000 server and crippled my site building business. Then it decided to infect everyone who tried to visit the sites that were hosted on my server. The Feds traced it back to me and fined me $400,000 for the troubles. I am currently facing Bankruptcy, Anti-Trust lawsuits and Federal Prison because of Allen. I swear if I ever find him I will seriously tear into him with blazingly terse rhetoric.....
Posted by: keats at May 21, 2004 10:29 AMAlan sounds like a wookie
Posted by: D.A. at May 24, 2004 09:03 AM