Misconstrued Thoughts : Yesterday's Misconstrued Thoughts Today

Some people say they can't sing,
At the Kingdom Hall they can.

Some people say they are shy,
In service they're not.

Some people say they stammer,
At the Watchtower study they don't.

Some people say they don't like to socialize,
After the meeting they do.

Some people say they are unhappy,
At the meeting they smile.

Some people say they don't like to read,
In studying the Bible they do not get bored.

Some people say they don't like to have others over,
After morning service they do.

Some people say they can't cook,
At gatherings they receive compliments on all their dishes.

Some people think they can't do anything right,
Out in the ministry they change lives.

Some people think they are unwanted,
At the Book Study they aren't.

Some people think they aren't beautiful,
Before Jehovah they are.

...Written by a 12 year old

Now that is a keeper! Loved it! Absolutely loved it!

O.K. I really can't come up with anything inspiring to write at the moment, but I will share a funny experience.(Well, I can laugh about it, now!)Anyway...Two years ago, I set about finding myself a little buddy..yeah you know man/woman's best friend...o.k. it's a dog. I decided to go with a Yorkshire Terrier. They're small enough to keep in the house, they're cute, and they're smart. So $600 later, I bring home this 5 week old, precious little baby. By the way, her name is Lanina. (Spanish:The little girl)Oh! And she's already paper trained. GREAT! That's a start. Housebreaking should be pretty easy then. A few weeks later, she discovers how to get up on the couch. She's too little to jump up. So she digs her little nails into the afghan laying over the cushion. Meanwhile, I'm reading a portion of Revelation chapter 12 (for a demo on placing the book the following evening). I get up from the couch, lay my opened Bible down, and head to the kitchen for a cup of tea. Two minutes later, I come back and OH MY GOD! You blasted no good dog. How could you? That is so disrespectful. Where are your manners? Yep! She cut loose...unloaded herself in the book of Revelation. Now that ladies and gents is what ya call "HOLY CRAP" in the truest sense of the phrase.I was so upset, but I couldn't beat her. After all, she was paper trained. But then again, MY BIBLE, sweet lord, does it ever stink now. How can I use this at the meetings or in service? It was quickly replaced.

So here's my thoughts about this video that's my final that is due tomorrow:

So I woke up this morning,
checked my email,
and right there was my warning.
This is going to be a living, well
it might not be all that bad
I just gotta go and interview
these people I don't know. Crap.
The camera doesn't steal your soul.
So don't be so touchy about film
so now i gotta get all big and bold,
and I'm going to ask that question to him.
Hello Mr. I-Work-At-Gap, oh I can't tape the display?
should I call you Mrs I think?
as he/she sways away.
Should I tell him/her I taped already? Nah.
Hey that dude just said the mall sucks.
He's getting paid to play video games.
I should tell him that HIS job sucks.
But I already told him my name.
And besides I'd do it in heart beat.
Speaking of beat there's mall security.
Man he's a bit slow on his feet.
So I got away from them kind of securely.
Hello mall plant, OW you stuck me.
Stupid mall plant, I'll destroy you. . .
hey mall plant can you do an interview?
Old people don't like being happy.
I don't like old people when they're happy.
Haha little kids are playing for $1.00 a head.
That's got to make Mom happy.
I should ask her but I'll ask this guy instead.
What talk to her? She no speaka the English?
What do I look dumb?
No wait don't answer that, you DO speak English!
Filthy liar you're nothing but scum!
Wait you'll do an interview, I love you!
The world needs more people who are just like you.
Fortunately, you'll never pass on your genes.
Cause you're ugly.
Whoops did I say that out loud?
What you do mean get out?
Fine I don't like this store anyway
Oh look Journey's that's a clothing store.
I'll wait here till someone waits on me.
Waiting waiting waiting waiting waiting
okay I've been here for a while
I give up, this is becoming a bore.
Its because I'm tall isn't it?
They won't admit it, but that's it.
Oh well, not everyone can be short. . .
ARBY'S!! Sweet!! Chicken sandhich?
SCORE!!
So what have i learned?
Its hard to do this in poem form,
my thoughts are random,
and ugly people don't procreate.

That's pretty funny. I have one too. My niece is 16 months old and @ the mtg. Tuesday night someone farted (we of course sitting in the 2nd row from the front) My niece says shoooo! loudly and starts to wave her hand in her face so as to fan the smell away. One of those things you try not to laugh @ so you don't encourage them to keep doing it, But we couldn't help it.
On a quote note: "Teaching that enters the ears but not the heart is like eating in a dream - when you wake up your still hungry.~Brother Flowers @ special assembly day in april.
"I may be young and hostile, but not stupid."~Blink 182
"Dad's the boss, Right mom?"

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