February 25, 2004
Quote Wednesday..
"I am 100% a ladies man"
-Uju
(This is misconstrued thoughts for a reason).
Add your quotes!
And in other news...
Pictures and stories still come in of NEABOCWPTYHKD
Malory said instead she had to start
well, i had a"nebcbybyhtwcgtnebcwptyhk"(national eat a bowl of cereal by yourself because you have to work and cant go to 'national eat a bowl of cereal with people that you hardly know day') day.
So NEABOCWPTYHKD had many participants, from around the world, strange as it sounds. And many voiced the disappointment of its end. The people have spoken, we shall see where this leads.
On a musical note, we still need artist (We already have 8 (impresive)), so send me your recordings, for our first compilation CD. We need some gals to send in there recordings, and I know that there are some musically talented gals out there!
Posted by itzjerm at February 25, 2004 07:15 AMExcellent. It's Bev in all her awesomitude. Eating her... cream of wheat? Awesome.
Posted by: Captian Jonathan!!! at February 25, 2004 08:51 AMWhy thank ya. Gotta love those cream o' wheaties!
Posted by: book yeti at February 25, 2004 11:19 AMHmmm. . .gruel. Okay, I actually like Cream of Wheat but why not stir the pot? :D Anyway, my quotes for Wednesday, I've got a few. Or a few. Or maybe not.
"I started to just hit both of them in the stomach and leave"
-Willie Kenner, on how he would have dealt with two women who wouldn't let him leave their house
"Yeah, but I'll not be doing any of that happy beatboxing, I'll be doing some hardcore stuff man."
-Javann, on being compared to Bobby McFerren (or whoever it was I got compared to)
"Man, when them Jordan's came out, I went to the store and all they had was a size nine. I wear a ten. I wore those shoes for about three weeks."
-Velt, on how much he wanted them Jordans
"I have the ultimate prank but I can't tell you what it is. Don't worry, it won't happen to you."
-Jon, on what the ultimate prank is
On another thought, if there are any girls who can sing out there, but don't know about the music, come see ADGI, the producer/actor/comedian extraordinaire, (yeah he's Nick Cannon) and he'll hook ya up with the music. And quite possibly the lyrics. OF course this is all for the Misconstrued Thoughts Album. Of course.
Posted by: Definitely Not Javann at February 25, 2004 11:41 AM"I believe that human beings and fish can co exist in peace"
"I stand behind all the mis statements I have made"
-G. Bush, recenet not yet former president
hmm wouldnt humans drown? if they live with fish? Does death = peace
hmmm
rest in peace.
So yes I guess humans and fish can live in peace.
Posted by: itzjerm at February 25, 2004 12:47 PM2+2=5
for extremely large values of two
"Two rules: Dont touch me and Dont touch me"
-Brad(RW San Diego)
I would love to give the gift of my beautifully awful voice but...i dont know how to do it and send to you jerm! Sorry dude....
Posted by: sheena at February 25, 2004 05:25 PMhey... come to "its out there" recording studios... it can happen then.
Posted by: itzjerm at February 25, 2004 06:42 PMI might need that studio.
Posted by: Captian Jonathan!!! at February 25, 2004 07:55 PM" WHat are you gonna do? Gnaw on me? Go burrow somewhere! And if you really were a gopher i'd SHAVE YOU BALD!!"
-overheard at the airport one day
J~eremy, you know i got stuff. You know i'm working on getting it to you right? I just need to get a few things in order, namely:
1) A microphone to hook up to my computer
2) a guitar to play on
3) money for both one and two
but i am working on it!
Posted by: Amanda at February 25, 2004 11:37 PMWe should do something like "We Are The World". Except it'd be really, "We Are The Huntsville". Or maybe it'd be something like, "We Are The Cross Section of The Huntsville" Or more like, "We Are The Inaccurate Cross Section of Huntsville" Yeah something like that.
Posted by: Definitely Not Javann at February 25, 2004 11:51 PMThe scarry... very scarry thing about that Javann is I had the same idea... lord help us.
Posted by: itzjerm at February 26, 2004 07:33 AM"trying to make a book into a movie is like trying to fit your oxen into a bouillon cube"
--something my brother related to me from his quote book
"that's so true...you get the flavor...but where's the meat?" -- my brother, after relating the above mentioned quote
and i would also like to say it's great to see someone else from houston posting on the site. yay amanda! :)
Posted by: sarah b at February 26, 2004 08:58 AMYeah, that book into movie quote IS true. When will these hollywood fools learn?
Posted by: Captian Jonathan!!! at February 26, 2004 09:11 AMHey where do you find Oxen flavored Bouillon cubes? I got a company pot luck coming up.
hey a get-moderately-wealthy-in-a-reasonable-amount-of-time-scheme
Make ridiculus t-shirts that say
"Make Jell-o, not radioactive waste...oh, nevermind..."
or "END KITTEN SLAVERY!"
stick them in artsy bohemian shops, and sell the set for a million dollars. Then wait. You only need to sell one set...
Posted by: Amanda at February 26, 2004 09:49 AMHey a better idea... we'll make them free! thats right free! (after rebate) You sell them for a million dollars, with a million dollar rebate... sooner or later someone will forget to send in there rebate form... the millions is ours!
Posted by: itzjerm at February 26, 2004 10:40 AMI gotta say it jerm. The millions ARE ours. Plural present tense of is. Sorry.
Posted by: Definitely Not Javann at February 26, 2004 02:17 PMhmm i went about a more modern way of seeing who was more correct... for correctness comes from the masses
a google on "millions is" results 25,200 hits
a google on "millions are" results 60,000 hits
so roughly I represent 1/3 of the population... i think it depends on interpretation of millions.
Posted by: itzjerm at February 26, 2004 04:12 PMwell initially you were talking about only one person forgetting to submit a rebate for one million dollars, so shouldn't it be "the million is ours"?
Posted by: sarah b at February 26, 2004 04:40 PM....hmmm i hate english...
thats why i'm an engineer
-Jeremy (this is quote wednesday right?)
Posted by: itzjerm at February 26, 2004 04:44 PMEnglish is cool cause it's a jerk. It makes tons and tons of rules that you learn about in school, but the more you learn about the language the more you see that it breaks its own rules all the freakin time.
Posted by: Captian Jonathan!!! at February 26, 2004 05:34 PMEnglish is a jerk
-jon
I agree but in a differnt way cuz i dont think its cool
-Jerm
Posted by: itzjerm at February 26, 2004 05:50 PMt-shirt:
"save the faux!! buy mink!"
All because some lady called the QVC, very upset that all those poor faux are killed every year for our benefit. Those shirts would totally sell. Probably more if we take off the Buy mink bit. Or maybe:
no, nevermind.
Posted by: Amanda at February 27, 2004 12:25 AMI used to have a similar idea.
"Save the spam."
Have an ocean scene with a can of spam breaching.
Posted by: itzjerm at February 27, 2004 08:14 AM